“Paper or plastic?”/“Either. I’m bisacktual.”

A cashier often gives a customer a choice of bags and asks, “Paper or plastic?” A joke is:
 
CASHIER: Paper or plastic?
CUSTOMER: Either. I’m bisacksual/bisacktual.
 
“When they ask ‘Paper or Plastic?’ at the store just say, ‘Either. I’m bi-sacksual..’” was posted on Twitter on January 4, 2010.
     
Other “paper or plastic?” jokes include “A cashier asked me if I wanted paper or plastic. I said, ‘Just put the money in a bag!!‘“ and “Paper or plastic for my French bread? I don’t care. Just baguette.”
       
   
Twitter
IncrediBILL‏
@IncrediBILL
When they ask “Paper or Plastic?” at the store just say, “Either. I’m bi-sacksual..”
7:45 PM - 4 Jan 2010
   
Twitter
silasthecat‏
@silasthecat
@gnomees can’t say, but if a store clerk asks me if i want paper or plastic, i like to say “Either, I’m bi-sackual.”
12:58 AM - 23 Jul 2010
 
Twitter
heyjudybat‏
@heyjudybat
I never remember to bring my cloth bags to the grocery store, so when they ask “Paper or Plastic”? I reply “Either, I’m bi-sacksual”.
8:04 AM - 20 Oct 2010
 
Twitter
Life Is A Journey‏
@billbutlr
At the grocery store: When the lady at the check-out asked me if I wanted paper or plastic, I said either: I’m bi-sackual
7:50 PM - 17 Feb 2011
 
Twitter
Laura Jasso‏
@JustMis
Cashier: “Paper or plastic?” Me:“Either, I’m bisacksual.” Cashier:Blank stare. Am I the only one that finds me hysterical?
5:16 PM - 5 May 2011 from Fenton, MI
 
Twitter
Ariel Rose Worley‏
@RedRelRose
store dude: “paper or plastic?” my boss: “I’ll take either I’m bi-sack-tual.” XD #bestbossever
3:05 PM - 25 Jul 2011
         
Google Books
The Great Book of Dad Jokes: S
o Bad and Corny Jokes, They’re Good!
By Jim Hogan
Pronoun
2017
Pg. ?:
GROCERY STORE CHECKER: “Paper or plastic?”
DAD: “Either, I’m bisacktual.”
   
BuzzFeed
75 Dad Jokes You’re Going To Hate Yourself For Laughing At
Posted on March 25, 2017, at 7:16 p.m.
Mike Spohr
BuzzFeed Staff
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30. GROCERY STORE CHECKER: “Paper or plastic?” DAD: “Either, I’m bisacktual.”
 
Twitter
jolly dad jokes‏
@dadtellsjokes
Grocery store worker: “Paper or plastic?”
Dad: “Either, I’m bisacktual.”
1:16 PM - 5 Aug 2017
 
Reddit—Clean Jokes
GROCERY STORE CHECKER: “Paper or plastic?” DAD: “Either, I’m bisacktual.” (self.dadjokes)
submitted December 27, 2017 by AshleyJack
COMMENTS
justinsane98
The joy of being in Oregon is when I forget my reusable bags, I am buysacktual.
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
At the grocery store, the kid asked me, “Paper or plastic?”
I said, “Either. I’m bisacksual.”
6:03 PM · Jan 21, 2023