“Passionfruit implies the existence of ennuifruit”
Passion fruit seemingly implies the existence of other less-passionate food. "Passionfruit implies the existence of apathy fruit" was posted on X/Twitter by Sansevieria Laurentii on…
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“Passionfruit implies the existence of indifferencevegetable”
Passion fruit seemingly implies the existence of other less-passionate food. "Passionfruit implies the existence of apathy fruit" was posted on X/Twitter by Sansevieria Laurentii on…
“Passports: When the government takes your right to travel and then sells it back to you”
"Passports: When the government takes your right to travel and then sells it back to you" (shown on an image by The Free Thought Project) was posted on Twitter by TrutherbotAnyone on June…
“Past performance is no guarantee of future results” (investment adage)
"Past performance is no guarantee of future results" is a disclaimer found on nearly every financial prospectus. "While past performance is, of course, no guarantee of future…
“Pasta chefs are worth every penne”
"Penne" (a type of pasta) can sound like "penny," and there are jokes about it being "worth every penne." "How did I enjoy my pasta dish? It was worth every…
“Pasta is worth every penne”
"Penne" (a type of pasta) can sound like "penny," and there are jokes about it being "worth every penne." "How did I enjoy my pasta dish? It was worth every…
“Pastrami implies the existence of presentrami and futurami”
"Pastrami" doesn't have anything to do with the past, but there are jokes. "Pastrami, presentrami, futurami.. like futurama, but not" was posted on X/Twitter by Peeteer on…
“Pastrami implies the existence of presentrami and futurerami”
"Pastrami" doesn't have anything to do with the past, but there are jokes. "Pastrami, presentrami, futurami.. like futurama, but not" was posted on X/Twitter by Peeteer on…
“Pastrami is known as presentrami when it’s made and futurerami when they plan on making it”
"Pastrami" doesn't have anything to do with the past, but there are jokes. "Pastrami, presentrami, futurami.. like futurama, but not" was posted on X/Twitter by Peeteer on…
“Pastranomy: the study of meats cured by moonlight”
"Pastranomi"/"Pastranomy"/"Pastronomi"/"Pastronomy"(pastrami + astronomy) is a jocular portmanteau term that has appeared in some jokes. "Pastronomi -…
“Patience is the ability to count down before blasting off”
"Patience is the ability to count down before you blast off" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Patience is the ability to count down before blasting off" was…
“Patience is the ability to count down before you blast off”
Entry in progress -- B.P. 20 June 2008, Townsville (Queensland) Bulletin, "Psyched Up" by Marie Bella, pg. 207:Borrowing the words from an unknown sage: "Patience is the ability to…
“Patience is the ability to count down before you blast off”
"Patience is the ability to count down before you blast off" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Patience is the ability to count down before blasting off" was…
“Patience is what you have when there are too many witnesses”
"Patience is what you have when there are too many witnesses"is a jocular saying about patience -- not losing one's composure -- that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Patience precedes profits” or “Patience precedes prosperity” (Wall Street adage)
"Patience is a virtue" is a proverb that has been cited in print since at least the fifth century. "Patience precedes prosperity" has been cited in print since at least 1936.…
“Patriot is my preferred pronoun”
"My pronoun is 'Patriot'" was posted on Twitter by Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R-CO) on May 25, 2021. Many people liked the tweet, and many people ridiculed the tweet --…
“Patriotism is not obedience to government. Patriotism is obedience to the principles…”
"Patriotism is not obedience to (the) government. Patriotism is obedience to the principles for which government is supposed to stand" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Patriotism is not obedience to the government. Patriotism is obedience to the principles…”
"Patriotism is not obedience to (the) government. Patriotism is obedience to the principles for which government is supposed to stand" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it”
Mark Twain (the pen name of Samuel Langhorne Clemens, 1835-1910) wrote in the March 1905 The North American Review, in "The Czar's Soliloquy": "There are twenty-five million…
“Pavlov walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version involving Russian physiologist Ivan Pavlov (1849=1936) is: "Pavlov walks…