“Patience is what you have when there are too many witnesses”
"Patience is what you have when there are too many witnesses"is a jocular saying about patience -- not losing one's composure -- that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
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“Patience precedes profits” or “Patience precedes prosperity” (Wall Street adage)
"Patience is a virtue" is a proverb that has been cited in print since at least the fifth century. "Patience precedes prosperity" has been cited in print since at least 1936.…
“Patriot is my preferred pronoun”
"My pronoun is 'Patriot'" was posted on Twitter by Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R-CO) on May 25, 2021. Many people liked the tweet, and many people ridiculed the tweet --…
“Patriotism is not obedience to government. Patriotism is obedience to the principles…”
"Patriotism is not obedience to (the) government. Patriotism is obedience to the principles for which government is supposed to stand" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Patriotism is not obedience to the government. Patriotism is obedience to the principles…”
"Patriotism is not obedience to (the) government. Patriotism is obedience to the principles for which government is supposed to stand" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it”
Mark Twain (the pen name of Samuel Langhorne Clemens, 1835-1910) wrote in the March 1905 The North American Review, in "The Czar's Soliloquy": "There are twenty-five million…
“Pavlov walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version involving Russian physiologist Ivan Pavlov (1849=1936) is: "Pavlov walks…
“Pay phones should be replaced with chargers for cell phones”
Pay phones have mostly been replaced by cell phones. "Pay phones should be replaced with chargers for cell phones" was posted on Twitter by Anthony FUNConnell on January 14, 2013.…
“Pay the farmer now or pay pharma later”
"Pay the farmer now or pay pharma later" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. That is, eat healthy now, or get sick and pay for big pharma medicines later. "The…
“Pay the farmer or pay the doctor”
"Pay the farmer or pay the doctor" means that one should eat healthy food (that costs a little more than processed food) and stay healthy, or one should pay the doctor after eating…
“Paychecks and weekends have a lot in common. They are short and don’t last long enough”
"Paychecks and weekends have a lot in common. They are short and don't last long enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Paychecks and Weekends have a lot in…
“Paying more taxes to the government will not change the weather”
"Paying more taxes to the government will not change the weather" is a saying that has been printed on an image. A carbon tax is one way to pay more taxes to the government to --…
“Paying rent is like hitting the snooze button on being homeless”
"Paying rent is like hitting the snooze button on being homeless" was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on September 5, 2014. That is, paying rent, like hitting a snooze button, is…
“Paying taxes in America is like having an indefinite car payment on a car that won’t run”
"Paying taxes in America is like having an indefinite car payment on a car that won't run" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Paying taxes in America is like…
“Paying taxes to a corrupt government is not patriotic. It is slavery”
"Paying taxes to a corrupt government is not patriotic. It is slavery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Paying taxes to a corrupt government is not patriotic. It is…
“Paying taxes to a corrupt government isn’t patriotism. It’s slavery”
"Paying taxes to a corrupt government is not patriotic. It is slavery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Paying taxes to a corrupt government is not patriotic. It is…
“PE doesn’t stand for physical education, it stands for public embarrassment”
"PE" stands for "physical education," but to some, it stands for "public embarrassment." "'For millions of students, P.E. stands for Public…
“PE Teacher: You kicked the ball at the school computer? Student: You wanted it in the net.”
A school joke about soccer and computers ("the net") has been cited in print since at least 2007: P.E. Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told…
“PE Teacher: You kicked the ball at the school computer? Student: You wanted it in the net.”
A school joke about soccer and computers ("the net") has been cited in print since at least 2007: P.E. Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told…
“PE Teacher: You kicked the ball at the school computer? Student: You wanted it in the net.”
A school joke about soccer and computers ("the net") has been cited in print since at least 2007: P.E. Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told…