A popular office joke printed on many e-cards is: "Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin." That is,…
Many people associate someone wearing glasses to be "nerdy" or "smart," but they have to fail a test (an eye exam) to get the glasses. "Eye glasses make you look smart, but…
Many people feel that playing the lottery is wasting money. Many people also feel that paying taxes is wasting money. "I don't know why people bad mouth lotteries. I pay taxes and odds of…
"I drive home so quick after work like I'm late for the house" is a saying that has been printed on many imaes. Some people can't wait to get home after a day's work.…
"People buy from people they like" is a sales axiom; other things being roughly equal (such as price and quality), people make purchases from someone they like. Dale Carnegie's…
"People call me a conspiracy theorist, but I see myself as a payingattentionist" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "people call me a conspiracy theorist, I see…
Some people have suggested put out bowls of Halloween candy with a "take one" sign. This eliminates constantly answering the door. Others have suggested putting out empty bowls with the…
"Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he then be trusted with the government of others?" was said by Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) at his…
"People can't take advantage of you if you are useless" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "People cant take advantage of you if they think you're…
"People cheating on their taxes disgust me. This is not the world I want to raise my 23 dependents in" is a jocular tax saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the…
A common observation is that, without the weather, people would have nothing to talk about. "How would people start a conversation if it were not for the weather?" was cited in 1912.…
People (mostly parents) cry about stepping on Legos, but, in an earlier generation (1950s-1970s), people were crying about stepping on Jacks. "People crying about stepping on Legos have never…
"People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care" is a saying that has been credited to many people, such as Cavett Robert and John C. Maxwell. The saying…
"People don't defend what is right anymore, they defend who they like" is a saying that has been printed on many images. X/Twitter 🍫 @oneofakind0815 People dont defend whats right…
"People don't give to causes; people give to people with causes" is an adage of charitable giving. There are many worthy causes, but people give money when they can connect a person…
"Dew" shouldn't be confused with "do," but there are jokes. "People don't think the grass be wet in the morning, but it dew" was posted on Twitter by…
"You see, people don't want to hear your opinion. They want to hear their opinion, coming out of your mouth" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "@chuckwoolery…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Pun.meApril 15, 201640 Best Dad Jokes which are embarrassingly awful!(...)40. People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the…
"People eat meat and think they will become as strong as an ox, forgetting that the ox eats grass" ("La gente mangia carne e pensa: 'Diventerò forte come un bue'.…
It's said about a person living abroad that he or she returns a skunk, a monk, a drunk, a chunk or a hunk. "Hunks, Monks Chunks & Drunks" was cited in print in November 2007, in…