“Peanut butter is the American hummus”
Peanut butter (a popular American food) has been compared to hummus (a popular food in the Middle East). "peanut butter is surely America's hummus" was posted on Twitter by Dan…
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“Peanuts being legumes, peanut butter is technically bean dip”
Beans and peanuts are both legumes. "'@Fact: Peanuts aren't actually nuts, they're related to the bean family.' So peanut butter is technically bean dip? Arrite" was…
“Peddlers Welcome: Dog food is expensive” (sign)
"Trespassers Are Welcome: Dog food is getting to be expensive" is a jocular warning sign that has been printed on many images. The implication is that a dog will eat trespassers.…
“Peel the sticker off a banana and put it on your forehead”
A banana sticker (such as "Chiquita") is often found on the banana peel. Many people remove this sticker, despite the fact that the banana peel is not eaten. Then, they (especially young…
“Peeling a fruit is like unwrapping a gift from the earth”
A fruit's peel is like gift wrapping. "Peeling fruit is like opening a gift from the Earth" was posted on Reddit -- Highdeas on August 29, 2017. "Peeling a fruit is like…
“Peeps are the candy corn of Easter”
Peeps have been called "the candy corn of Easter." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no other time,…
“Peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighbor mow their lawn”
Is peer pressure involved in mowing lawns? "When my neighbor mows his lawn, it makes me feel like I need to mow mine. This must be that peer pressure crap Nancy Reagan warned me about"…
“Penguin at the Big Apple” (instrumental song by The Trammps, 1972)
"Penguin at the Big Apple" is an instrumental song on the album The Legendary Zing Album (1975) by the American soul-disco group The Trammps. It was written and produced by Ronnie Baker,…
“Penguin at the Big Apple” (instrumental song by The Trammps, 1972)
"Penguin at the Big Apple" is an instrumental song on the album The Legendary Zing Album (1975) by the American soul-disco group The Trammps. It was written and produced by Ronnie Baker,…
“PENNSYLVANIA 6-5000” (1940)
"PENNSYVANIA 6-5000" (1940) was one of the Glenn Miller Orchestra's greatest hits. It still is the phone number of the Hotel Pennsylvania, just opposite Penn Station on Seventh…
“People are always skeptical when I say I climbed Mount Everest. But it’s true, I made it up”
"I made it up" could mean "I made it up to the top of the mountain" or "I made up the story." There is a mountaineering (mountain climbing) joke. "You wanna hear…
“People are dying to get in” (cemetery joke)
An old cemetery joke goes: Q. Why do they build a fence around a graveyard?A. Because people are just dying to get in. "As the saying goes, people must be just dying to get in (the cemetery --…
“People are fed by the food industry, which pays no attention to health”
American author and farmer Wendell Berry wrote in Sex, Economy, Freedom & Community: Eight Essays (1993): "There is no connection between food and health. People are fed by the food…
“People are getting smarter nowadays, letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide”
American humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935) spoke about the income tax in his newspaper column on April 8, 1923. "The Income Tax has made more Liars out of the American People than Golf…
“People are hired for their talents and fired for their behavior”
"People are hired for their skills/talents and fired for their attitudes/behavior/personalities" is a popular business adage that is of unknown authorship. "People are hired for…
“People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside”
"People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A creme filling is on the inside of an Oreo cookie. ":-) RT @Schmoodles:…
“People are like tacos. The good stuff is on the inside”
"People are like tacos. The good stuff is on the inside" has been printed on several images. Tacos often have a hard shell. "Some people are like tacos. They may have a hard outer…
“People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It’s crazy. Anyways I got a Klondike bar”
"People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It's crazy. Anyways I got a Klondike bar" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "What would you do for a…
“People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It’s crazy. Anyways I got tacos”
"People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It's crazy. Anyways I got a Klondike bar" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "What would you do for a…
“People are prisoners of their phones. That’s why they are called cell phones”
"People are prisoners of their phones. That's why they are called cell phones" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “@hvgoenka: I just realised it. People are…