“Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire…”

“Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes/Twinkies” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“Not only did i fall off the diet wagon i dragged the wagon into the woods set it on fire & used the insurance & to buy Twinkies” was posted on Twitter by Ana A on September 26, 2011. “Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy Twinkies!” (also shown on an image) was posted on Instagram by jumbledsunshine on April 22, 2017.
 
“Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes” was posted on Twitter by Gordy Campbell on August 26, 2017. “Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the words, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes! #mugshotmonday” (the saying is also shown on a mug) was posted on Instagram on April 2, 2018.
 
     
Twitter
Rissi Palmer
@RissiPalmer
not only did I fall off the diet wagon, it backed up and rolled over me…fresh start tomorrow 😊
12:44 AM · Jul 13, 2009
   
Twitter
Ana A
@pinkbananaas
Not only did i fall off the diet wagon i dragged the wagon into the woods set it on fire & used the insurance & to buy Twinkies
3:12 PM · Sep 26, 2011
   
Twitter
Spicy Sprinkles
@TiffyLau
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I drug the wagon into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance $$ to buy Twinkies! Ugh…..
9:24 PM · Nov 24, 2011
   
Twitter
sarah watson
@sarah260273
Not only did I fall off the Diet Wagon, I dragged the wagon into the woods, set it on fire & used the insurance money to buy CAKE!!!
2:03 PM · Jan 18, 2012
   
Twitter
Dieter’s Pains
@DietersPains
Not only did I fall off the Diet Wagon, I dragged the wagon into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy Twinkies!
2:01 PM · May 29, 2012
   
Twitter
Mel Jae
@meljae23
Not only did I fall off the Diet Wagon, I dragged the wagon into the woods, Set it on fire N used the insurance money to buy Chocolate!
7:09 PM · Oct 15, 2013
   
Instagram
jumbledsunshine
April 22, 2017
Love this! “Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy Twinkies!”
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
 
Facebook
Caffie Pellegrin
May 11, 2017 at 9:07 PM ·
😂😂 I didn’t fall off the diet wagon. I fell off the workout wagon.
(“Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy Twinkies!” is shown on an image.—ed.)
   
Twitter
Gordy Campbell
@gordydess
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes. 😊
6:14 AM · Aug 26, 2017 from Walkden, England
   
Twitter
Col
@countcol
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy chocolate.
3:45 AM · Dec 12, 2017
   
Twitter
PUGSPIRACY
@Pugspiracy
Not only did I fall off the Diet Wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.
1:26 PM · Dec 12, 2017
   
Twitter
Tony
@Sparky249
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, but I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes…
10:10 AM · Dec 18, 2017
     
Twitter
Coach Morgan Randall 🧢
@TheCoachRandall
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy
@GirlScouts cookies.
9:52 PM · Mar 23, 2018
 
Instagram
shadowssanctuary
April 2, 2018
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the words, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes! #mugshotmonday
(The saying is also shown on a mug.—ed.)
   
Twitter
RR 🇮🇳
@RakshaRamaiah
On my #holiday not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into a bush, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy #donuts!
7:54 AM · Aug 1, 2018
   
Twitter
Tracey Moore
@KissAnotherFrog
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes #itisthatkindofday
(The saying is also shown on a sign.—ed.)
2:36 PM · Sep 19, 2018
     
Facebook
From phat to phabulous
November 13, 2018 at 9:40 AM ·
More like wine and burritos 🙈
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Not only did I fall
off the diet wagon,
I dragged it into
the bush, set it on fire
and used the insurance
money to buy donuts
 
Twitter
Shannon lengal
@Slengal
Just Pinned to Humorous: Not only did I fall off the Diet Wagon Wood Sign, Kitchen Humor, Funny Sayings, Humorous Signs for t http://bit.ly/2RuuFJl
(The sign is shown.—ed.)
5:31 PM · Jan 13, 2019
 
Google Books 
Not Only Did I Fall Off the Diet Wagon, I Dragged It Into the Woods, Set It on Fire, and Used the Insurance Money to Buy Cupcakes
A 60 Day Diet and Fitness Log Book
By Joy Sparks Journals · 2019
 
Twitter 
Miss Kitty
@Cerridwensheart
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy the stuff to make s’mores.
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
9:33 AM · Aug 22, 2019
       
Facebook
Gosibear
November 29, 2019 at 2:00 PM ·
Not only did I fall off the diet wagon. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I dragged it in the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
BUY WINE! -
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
 
Walterboro Live (Walterboro, SC)
Cupcake bakery grand opening Saturday
Posted Thursday, August 20, 2020 5:00 am
Katie Davis Godley made her dream come true at age 51 by opening a new bakery called Katie’s Cupcake Cottage at 1298 Sniders Highway.
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“Everyone should stop their diets and come try my cupcakes.” She points to a sign in her shop and says it is her motto. The sign reads: “Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes at Katie’s Cupcake Cottage.”
 
Twitter
Jon Moses
@jonmosesvocals
Not only did I fall off the Diet Wagon, I dragged it into the Woods, set it on Fire and used the Insurance Money to buy a bag of doritos, 2 boxes of roses, and a burger and fries!....... You will find me repenting my sins 7 mph tomorrow sweating on the treadmill! #dietdiary #diet
5:55 PM · Feb 1, 2021
   
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kathywalden
20 jan 2022
100% Not only did I FALL OFF the Diet Wagon, IDRAGGED it into the WOODS, SET it on FIRE, and uSed the insurance money to buy CUPCAKES. J A O
 
Twitter
Meepsia Magpie
@Meepsia
TEXT: Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.
ME: And now I’m going to diet jail, I guess 🥰
[pinched on Facebook]
8:32 AM · Dec 4, 2022
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
my diet
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Not Only Did I
FALL OFF
The Diet Wagon
I Dragged
It Into The Woods
SET it on FIRE
and used the
INSURANCE
MONEY
To Buy
CUPCAKES
7:44 PM · Mar 10, 2023