“My bedroom light just went out. I have no idea where it’s going”
"My bedroom light just went out. I have no idea where it's going" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 25, 2020. The joke is that the light "went out" (dark), but the…
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“My best mate ran off with the garlic bread and coleslaw. I wish he would stop taking sides”
Restaurants offer side dishes. A pun about "taking sides" (mentioning the Nando's fast food restaurant chain that offers several sides) is: "I was arguing with my girlfriend in…
“My BFF is a Bowl of Fattening Food”
"BFF" usually stands for "Best Friends Forever," but there have been many backronyms (back acronymns). One popular "BFF" backronym is "Bowl of Fattening…
“My biggest contribution to workplace safety is having a cup of coffee in the morning”
"My biggest contribution to workplace safety is having a cup of coffee in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, without coffee, the speaker is not a…
“My biggest fear is a serial killer brewing a fresh pot of coffee while I’m trying to play dead”
"My biggest fear is a serial killer brewing a fresh pot of coffee while I'm trying to play dead" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on…
“My bills ain’t even bills no more. They grown. I call them Williams”
"My bills ain't even bills no more. They grown, I call them Williams" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “You know a restaurant is fancy when instead of…
“My biology teacher asked what the function of carbohydrates were…”
A joke about carbohydrates was posted on Twitter by Jeff Computers on August 28, 2019: "My biology teacher asked what the function of carbohydrates were, but apparently 'filling the deep…
“My biology teacher grew human vocal chords in the lab. The results speak for themselves”
A pun was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 19, 2015: "Cancer research scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves." "My biology…
“My birthstone is a block of cheese”
"My birthstone is a block of cheese" is a cheese saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Solocaust on September 4, 2013, and on X/Twitter by…
“My birthstone is a coffee bean”
"My birthstone is a coffee bean" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 19, 2014. “My birthstone is a block of…
“My blood test came back today and my blood type changed from ‘A positive’ to ‘darkly roasted’”
"My blood type is dark roast (positive)" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I think my blood type is dark roast" was posted on Twitter by Mike…
“My blood type is dark roast positive”
"My blood type is dark roast (positive)" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I think my blood type is dark roast" was posted on Twitter by Mike…
“My blood type is dark roast”
"My blood type is dark roast (positive)" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I think my blood type is dark roast" was posted on Twitter by Mike…
“My body doesn’t produce its own alcohol. Therefore, I’m forced to take a supplement”
"My body doesn't produce its own alcohol. Therefore, I'm forced to take a supplement" is a drinking joke that has been printed on many images. "I have this medical…
“My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to use hand sanitizer and to wash their hands frequently. "My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it…
“My body is a garden, not a graveyard”
"My body is a garden, not a graveyard" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Make your stomach a garden, not a graveyard!" was posted on the newsgroup…
“My body is a temple. Therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes”
"My body is a temple. Therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “@Anrkiss: If the church is tax exempt and my…
“My body is a temple…to Dionysus”
"My body is a temple...to Dionysus" is a drinking saying that has been printed on ecards. "Well, you can always say that your body is a temple of Dionysus, and it’s always time to…
“My body is just a filter. Coffee goes in, sarcasm comes out”
"My body is just a filter. Coffee goes in, sarcasm comes out" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The System comic has published this in comic form since at least…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…