“Most pardoned turkeys end up back in the system”
What happens to turkeys that the president of the United States pardons for Thanksgiving? "I fear the turkey pardoning sets a bad precedent. What's the turkey recidivism rate since the…
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“Most part-time jobs ironically want you to have full-time availability”
"Part time jobs be wanting full time availability smh" was posted on Twitter by #fullstoP on January 21, 2012. "Part time jobs be wanting you to have full time availability" was…
“Most pastas are very serious, but there are a fusilli”
"Fusilli" pasta sounds like "few silly." "Most Pasta shapes are sensible, but there are a fusilli" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on November 10, 2003.…
“Most people are assholes. Don’t believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out, ‘Hey, asshole!’”
"Most people are assholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out, 'Hey, asshole!' They'll turn and look" is a jocular saying that has been…
“Most people don’t care about your problems, and the rest are glad you have them”
A personal and a business adage holds that one should never tell people your troubles because "half don't care about your problems and the rest are glad that you have them."…
“Most people overgeneralize”
"Most people overgeneralize" was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on October 9, 2017. The statement itself is an overgeneralization. Reddit -- OnelinersMost people overgeneralize.submitted…
“Most people want to serve got, but only in an advisory capacity”
"Most people want/wish to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Most people wish to serve God, but in an advisory capacity…
“Most people wearing the Che Guevara shirt would have been killed by Che Guevara”
An image of Argentine Marxist revolutionary, physician, writer, guerrilla leader, diplomat, and military theorist Ernesto "Che" Guevara (1928-1967) was made by Irish artist Jim…
“Most people who wear ‘jogging’ pants do anything but jog”
Many people who wear jogging bottoms do not jog. "for years i preached hate against the types who wear jogging bottoms when they obviously do not jog... now, i wear them too (in…
“Most people wish to serve God, but in an advisory capacity only”
"Most people want/wish to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Most people wish to serve God, but in an advisory capacity…
“Most people wish to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity”
"Most people want/wish to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Most people wish to serve God, but in an advisory capacity…
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit”
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit" was said by comedian George Carlin (1937-2008) in his bestselling book
“Most people would be glad to tend their own business if the government would give it back”
ost people would be glad to tend/mind their own business if the government would give it back" has been cited in print since at least 1971 and is of unknown authorship. The anti-government,…
“Most problems can be solved with whiskey or nudity. Or BOTH”
"Most problems can be solved with whiskey or nudity. Or BOTH" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Most problems can be solved with #whiskey or #nudity. or BOTH"…
“Most relationships won’t lead to marriage, but at least they help you find new restaurants”
"Not all relationships will lead to marriage. Some will help you discover new restaurants" (or "Most relationships won't lead to marriage, but at least they help you find new…
“Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother’s tasted better the day before”
American comedian Rita Rudner said of Thanksgiving: "Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before." It's not known when Rudner first said…
“Motel 6: We’ll leave the light on for you. Motel 6’s Dad: What am I, made of money?”
Motel 6 has a slogan, "We’ll leave the light on for you." A dad meme is that dads constantly tell their kids to turn off lights around the house. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Mother Nature apologizes for the late arrival of Spring…”
"Mother Nature apologizes for the lateness of Spring. Father Time was driving and refused to stop and ask for directions" is a jocular saying (popular on cold days in April and May) that…
“Mother Nature just be throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers”
"Mother Nature (Florida/ New York/ Texas) just be throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers" -- that is, randomly, with cold temperatures one day and hot the next -- is a saying…
“Mother Nature not only pre-sliced but also pre-wrapped oranges”
"i dont know about you but i am tripping balls over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature!" was posted on Twitter by Ray Edwards on March 30, 2011. "Oranges are pre-sliced…