“Mosquitoes find me attractive”
"I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, by "find me attractive" it's…
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“Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal”
"Offal" sounds like "awful," and "plane awful" sounds like "plain offal." There are jokes. "How have you survived the airline food? I've heard…
“Most Americans think the Federal Reserve is a national park”
The "Federal Reserve" ("the Fed") is the central banking system of the United States. It should not be confused with a "national reserve" (a national park), but the…
“Most bicyclists in New York City obey instinct far more than they obey the traffic laws”
The New Yorker magazine, in "Talk of the Town" on June 9, 1986, printed an anonymous passage titled "Anarchy Without Malice": "Most bicyclists in New York City obey…
“Most board games have one winner and multiple losers. Jenga has one loser and multiple winners”
Jenga is a game where players take turns removing one block at a time from a tower of 54 blocks. If the tower collapses, that player "loses" and the other players "win."…
“Most cutting thing you can say is ‘who’s this clown?’ because it implies they’re a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns”
To call someone a "clown" is usually derogatory. This was posted on X/Twitter by "Cohen is a ghost" on December 12, 2013, and this received over 136,000 likes: "most…
“Most Dangerous Place” (between a politician and a camera or microphone)
It's often said that the most dangerous place to be in the world is between a politician and a camera (or a microphone). You'll get crushed! U.S. Senator Bob Dole (R-Kansas) said in 1995…
“Most Dangerous Place” (between Senator Phil Gramm and a camera or microphone)
It's often said that the most dangerous place to be in the world is between a politician and a camera (or a microphone). You'll get crushed! U.S. Senator Bob Dole (R-Kansas) said in 1995…
“Most days I don’t really have a plan. It’s just coffee and weirdness, my friend. Coffee and weirdness”
""I don't really have a plan, most days. Just caffeine and weirdness, my friend. Caffeine and weirdness" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“Most Effective Devil In America” (“media” backronym)
"Most Effective Devil In America" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "media" that has been printed on many images. "M.E.D.I.A- Most Effective Devil In America"…
“Most kids today don’t even know who St. Pancake is”
Shrove Tuesday is often celebrated by eating pancakes, and it's called Pancake Day in the United Kingdom. There was no Saint Pancake, but there are jokes. "Happy St. Pancake's…
“Most meetings take place in bored rooms”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterOfentse Mogotsi@Fentselite_Meetings belong in bored rooms. #LiteHumor8:31 AM - 16 Mar 2012 Twitterdrewtarvin@drewtarvinMost meetings take place in bored rooms.11:43…
“Most of my clothes have been to countries that I have not”
Many clothes are made in poor countries and not in the United States. "Isn't it funny how our clothes have been to countries/places we've never been to? xD" was posted on…
“Most of my decisions are loosely based on whether or not it’s illegal, or merely frowned upon”
"Most of my decisions are loosely based on whether or not it’s illegal, or merely frowned upon" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is joking about his…
“Most of my posts go straight to DVD”
When a movie is bad and can't be shown in theaters, it was sometimes said that it goes straight to video (or DVD). Some tweets.posts are used in this joke. "Most of my Tweets go…
“Most of my tweets go straight to DVD”
When a movie is bad and can't be shown in theaters, it was sometimes said that it goes straight to video (or DVD). Some tweets.posts are used in this joke. "Most of my Tweets go…
“Most of my tweets go straight to video”
When a movie is bad and can't be shown in theaters, it was sometimes said that it goes straight to video (or DVD). Some tweets.posts are used in this joke. "Most of my Tweets go…
“Most of the best-sellers are cookbooks and diet books — how not to eat it after you’ve cooked it”
Andy Rooney (1919-2011) was a humorist who had a syndicated newspaper column and who made video essays for the popular 60 Minutes television program. Rooney wrote in a May 1981 newspaper column:…
“Most orchestras are just 1800s cover bands”
"Most orchestras are just 1800s cover bands" is a jocular orchestra saying that has been printed on several images. " If you think about it, most orchestras are mainly cover…
“Most pardoned turkeys end up back in the system”
What happens to turkeys that the president of the United States pardons for Thanksgiving? "I fear the turkey pardoning sets a bad precedent. What's the turkey recidivism rate since the…