The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many school closings, and in unexpected homeschooling. "I think a lot of parents are going to find that teachers are not the problem!" was…
"My body doesn't produce its own alcohol. Therefore, I'm forced to take a supplement" is a drinking joke that has been printed on many images. "I have this medical…
"Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits" is a saying that has been printed on many images. No author is usually credited. "Many people look forward to…
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned for things they don't need to impress people they don't like" is a classic statement of how some people spend money in…
"Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since" is a jocular New Year's one-line saying that has been printed on many…
"Maple syrup is tree blood" is a common saying. "Maple syrup is just boiled tree blood" is a slightly longer version of the saying. "Maple syrup is boiled tree blood"…
"Blood is thicker than water" is an old saying than means that family (blood) is more important than friends (water). A joke version of the proverb was published on Twitter on May 11,…
"Maple syrup is tree blood" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "And we all know that the maple syrup is actually TREE BLOOD!" was posted on the newsgroup…
March 17th (St. Patrick's Day) and May 5th (Cinco de Mayo) are major Irish and Mexican ethnic holidays in the United States. A joke is told on March 18th, after St. Patrick's Day.…
"Marching Band: Making socially awkward kids feel accepted since August" is a jocular saying that has been made into an image. GK1932 commented: "Dumbass, you know Band Camp starts…
A jocular definition of a marching band was posted on Twitter by Tim Siedell on November 12, 2009: "Marching bands are actually homeless orchestras. Tragic, really." Marching Bands Are…
"Marching Bands of Manhattan" is from the Plans (2005) by Death Cab For Cutie. The December 15, 2005 New York Post ranked it #5 in its "Best Songs to Download from 2005,"…
"Margaritas are just adult slurpees" (or "Frozen margaritas are just adult slurpees") is a saying that has been printed on several images. Frozen margaritas were originally made…
"Tequila because it's Mexico somewhere" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is the popular drinking…
"Iced mocha" sounds like "I smoke a." "Iced smoke lot of weed" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Reddit -- JokesPosted by u/NoLightOnlyDarkness August 8,…
Marijuana is sometimes called a "gateway drug," leading to other things. Many people have pointed out that marijuana causes the munchies, so the only "gateway" is to the…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some businesses being declared essential, and others as non-essential (and illegal). "From Facebook: Marijuana is now legal, but not haircuts.…
Marinara sauce is often compared to salsa. "marinara sauce is Italian salsa" was posted on Twitter by Chuck Tenders on July 28, 2013. "'Marinara is just Italian salsa.'…
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
The U.S. stock market experienced many all-time highs in 2014. "QOTD: 'Markets do not crash from all-time highs'" was posted on Twitter on May 12, 2014. "Markets don't…