“Many have eaten here—few have died”
"Many have eaten here -- few have died" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many wall plaques. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2008. Lovely County Citizen…
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“Many parents are about to discover that the teacher was not the problem” (homeschool)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many school closings, and in unexpected homeschooling. "I think a lot of parents are going to find that teachers are not the problem!" was…
“Many people ask me why I drink so much whiskey. It’s actually because I have a genetic condition.
"My body doesn't produce its own alcohol. Therefore, I'm forced to take a supplement" is a drinking joke that has been printed on many images. "I have this medical…
“Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits”
"Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits" is a saying that has been printed on many images. No author is usually credited. "Many people look forward to…
“Many people spend money they haven’t earned…to impress people they don’t like”
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned for things they don't need to impress people they don't like" is a classic statement of how some people spend money in…
“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it”
"Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since" is a jocular New Year's one-line saying that has been printed on many…
“Maple syrup is just boiled tree blood”
"Maple syrup is tree blood" is a common saying. "Maple syrup is just boiled tree blood" is a slightly longer version of the saying. "Maple syrup is boiled tree blood"…
“Maple syrup is thicker than blood” (joke)
"Blood is thicker than water" is an old saying than means that family (blood) is more important than friends (water). A joke version of the proverb was published on Twitter on May 11,…
“Maple syrup is tree blood”
"Maple syrup is tree blood" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "And we all know that the maple syrup is actually TREE BLOOD!" was posted on the newsgroup…
“March 17 is over, please resume your normal nationality. See you all on May 5”
March 17th (St. Patrick's Day) and May 5th (Cinco de Mayo) are major Irish and Mexican ethnic holidays in the United States. A joke is told on March 18th, after St. Patrick's Day.…
“Marching Band: Making socially awkward kids feel accepted since July”
"Marching Band: Making socially awkward kids feel accepted since August" is a jocular saying that has been made into an image. GK1932 commented: "Dumbass, you know Band Camp starts…
“Marching bands are actually homeless orchestras. Tragic, really”
A jocular definition of a marching band was posted on Twitter by Tim Siedell on November 12, 2009: "Marching bands are actually homeless orchestras. Tragic, really." Marching Bands Are…
“Marching Bands of Manhattan” (2005)
"Marching Bands of Manhattan" is from the Plans (2005) by Death Cab For Cutie. The December 15, 2005 New York Post ranked it #5 in its "Best Songs to Download from 2005,"…
“Margarine is one molecule away from plastic and shares 27 ingredients with paint. Bon appetit!”
"Margarine is one molecule away from plastic and shares 27 ingredients with paint. Bon appetit!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The statement has been fact-checked and…
“Margaritas are just adult slurpees”
"Margaritas are just adult slurpees" (or "Frozen margaritas are just adult slurpees") is a saying that has been printed on several images. Frozen margaritas were originally made…
“Margaritas because it’s Mexico somewhere”
"Tequila because it's Mexico somewhere" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is the popular drinking…
“Marijuana and coffee is my favorite combination. It’s the reason ice mocha lot of weed”
"Iced mocha" sounds like "I smoke a." "Iced smoke lot of weed" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Reddit -- JokesPosted by u/NoLightOnlyDarkness August 8,…
“Marijuana is a gateway drug…to what? My refrigerator?”
Marijuana is sometimes called a "gateway drug," leading to other things. Many people have pointed out that marijuana causes the munchies, so the only "gateway" is to the…
“Marijuana is legal. Haircuts are not. It took fifty years, but the hippies have finally won”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some businesses being declared essential, and others as non-essential (and illegal). "From Facebook: Marijuana is now legal, but not haircuts.…
“Marinara sauce is just Italian salsa”
Marinara sauce is often compared to salsa. "marinara sauce is Italian salsa" was posted on Twitter by Chuck Tenders on July 28, 2013. "'Marinara is just Italian salsa.'…