"Many failures did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up" is often credited to American inventor Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931), but it's not known that he…
"Many fine/great things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow" is an anti-proscrastination saying that has been printed on many images. "Lots of things…
"Many fine/great things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow" is an anti-proscrastination saying that has been printed on many images. "Lots of things…
"Many have eaten here -- few have died" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many wall plaques. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2008. Lovely County Citizen…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many school closings, and in unexpected homeschooling. "I think a lot of parents are going to find that teachers are not the problem!" was…
"My body doesn't produce its own alcohol. Therefore, I'm forced to take a supplement" is a drinking joke that has been printed on many images. "I have this medical…
"Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits" is a saying that has been printed on many images. No author is usually credited. "Many people look forward to…
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned for things they don't need to impress people they don't like" is a classic statement of how some people spend money in…
"Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since" is a jocular New Year's one-line saying that has been printed on many…
"Maple syrup is tree blood" is a common saying. "Maple syrup is just boiled tree blood" is a slightly longer version of the saying. "Maple syrup is boiled tree blood"…
"Blood is thicker than water" is an old saying than means that family (blood) is more important than friends (water). A joke version of the proverb was published on Twitter on May 11,…
"Maple syrup is tree blood" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "And we all know that the maple syrup is actually TREE BLOOD!" was posted on the newsgroup…
March 17th (St. Patrick's Day) and May 5th (Cinco de Mayo) are major Irish and Mexican ethnic holidays in the United States. A joke is told on March 18th, after St. Patrick's Day.…
"Marching Band: Making socially awkward kids feel accepted since August" is a jocular saying that has been made into an image. GK1932 commented: "Dumbass, you know Band Camp starts…
A jocular definition of a marching band was posted on Twitter by Tim Siedell on November 12, 2009: "Marching bands are actually homeless orchestras. Tragic, really." Marching Bands Are…
"Marching Bands of Manhattan" is from the Plans (2005) by Death Cab For Cutie. The December 15, 2005 New York Post ranked it #5 in its "Best Songs to Download from 2005,"…
"Margarine is one molecule away from plastic and shares 27 ingredients with paint. Bon appetit!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The statement has been fact-checked and…
"Margaritas are just adult slurpees" (or "Frozen margaritas are just adult slurpees") is a saying that has been printed on several images. Frozen margaritas were originally made…
"Tequila because it's Mexico somewhere" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is the popular drinking…
"Iced mocha" sounds like "I smoke a." "Iced smoke lot of weed" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Reddit -- JokesPosted by u/NoLightOnlyDarkness August 8,…