“Mary and Abby!”/“Mary and Abby who?”/“Mary Christmas and a Abby New Year!”
An end-of-year knock-knock joke is: "Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Mary and Abby!""Mary and Abby who?""Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!" The…
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“Mary has 2 glasses of wine. She drinks 1 and buys 2 more. What does Mary have now? Happiness”
"Mary has 2 glasses of wine. She drinks 1 and buys 2 more. What does Mary have now? Happiness. She has happiness" was posted on Facebook by Mommy Likes Wine on December 30, 2018. The text…
“Mary, I’m having one more pint with the lads. If I’m not home in 20 minutes, read this again”
A joke "Irish text message" has been printed on several images: "Mary, I'm having one more pint with the lads. If I'm not home in 20 minutes, read this message again."…
“Mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole”
"Guys, if we call avocados 'Mexican Potatoes' then we can also start to call mashed potatoes 'Irish Guacamole'!" was posted on Twitter by Daniel S. Pumpkins on June 8,…
“Mashed potatoes are the potato version of applesauce”
Applesauce is often compared to mashed potatoes. "@RandyxNikes but applesauce is equivalent to mashed potatoes, its the same concept" was posted on Twitter on September 23, 2010.…
“Mashed potatoes beg the question: ‘what else could we massively improve by squashing it?’”
"Mashed potatoes really beg the question: 'what else could we massively improve by squashing the hell out of it?'" is a jocular one-line saying about mashing potatoes. The line…
“Mask it or casket” (face mask slogan)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. A mask slogan became popular, but it had been suggested earlier. "How about 'Mask it, or casket'?…
“Masks are the new bra…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic required many people to wear face masks. "Masks are the new bra. I take them off with such relief" was posted on Facebook by Shannon Lawrence on April…
“Math—the only subject that counts”
"Math -- the only subject that counts" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Mathematics - the only subject that counts" was posted on Twitter on May 15,…
“Math is a drama queen. It can’t seriously have that many problems”
"Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 27, 2010. Twitter☽…
“Math is like love—a simple idea, but it can get complicated”
"Math/Mathematics is like love -- a simple idea, but it can get complicated" is a math saying that has been printed on many images. "Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get…
“Math is the source code of the universe. Physics is the anti-cheat of the universe”
Math is important for understanding many things. "The amazing language of the Multiverse is comprised of 1 - infinity. Math is the source code" was posted on Twitter by MKCULTRA on August…
“Math puns are the first sine of madness”
"Math puns are the first sine of madness" is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and coffee mugs. "Mathematic puns are the first sine…
“Math student kicked out of class for too many infractions”
"Infractions" shouldn't be confused with "in fractions," but there are jokes. "I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions. Pun of the Day…
“Math tells us of the three saddest love stories…”
A math saying has been printed on many images: "Math tells us of the three saddest love stories: TANGENT lines that had one chance to meet and then parted forever. PARALLEL lines that were…
“Math trumps politics”
"Math (always) trumps politics" means that the fiscal realities of a budget always come first; a government can't do much of anything without money. The "math" involves how…
“Mathematics is 90% common sense, the other half is intelligence”
"Mathematics is 90% common sense, the other half is intelligence" is a jocular math saying. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 3, 2012. “Baseball is ninety percent mental, and…
“Mathematics is like love—a simple idea, but it can get complicated”
"Math/Mathematics is like love -- a simple idea, but it can get complicated" is a math saying that has been printed on many images. "Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get…
“Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination”
"Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination" is a math joke -- the percentages add up to 150 percent, not 100 percent. The joke was printed…
“Mathematics is the cheapest science”
Hungarian mathematician George Pólya (1887-1985) was asked -- it is not known when -- why there were so many great Hungarian mathematicians. He replied: "Generally speaking, mathematics is…