"My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was normal, then light and now zero" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My sex life is like Coca Cola was first normal, then…
"My sex life is like Coca-Cola. First it was normal, then light and now zero" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "My sex life is like Coca Cola was first normal, then…
"My sex life is like COVID-19, I don't have COVID-19" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 3, 2020. That is, the speaker has no sex life. "My sex life is like COVID-19, I…
An "IP address" is very different from an "I pee" address, but there are jokes. "What does a geek call their toilet? IP Address" was posted on Twitter by tobyh on July…
New York-based stand-up comedian Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004) told a joke about private school: "My kid drives me nuts. For three years now he goes to a private school. He won't tell me…
A moon joke was posted on Twitter on September 15, 2016: "I sexually identify as a moon. My mom thinks it's just a phase." A slightly different version was posted on Reddit -- Jokes…
Having a steak "well done" shouldn't imply that other cooking temperatures are "poorly done," but there are jokes. "my son ordering a 'well done' steak bc he…
This smart joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on September 7, 2022: "My son said he was smart so I asked him to spell it.'S-M-A-R-T' he said.I’ve never been more…
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
Jägermeister is a German digestif. The Jägermeister label on bottles shows a glowing Christian cross seen between the antlers of a stag. "My spirit animal is the stag. I call him…
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
"My sport is your sport's punishment" is a popular T-shirt saying worn by many runners. When football players (for example) get into trouble, the coach often has them run laps as…
The word "fat" is oh so close to the word "flat." "My stomach is flat. The 'L' is (just) silent" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
The word "fat" is oh so close to the word "flat." "My stomach is flat. The 'L' is (just) silent" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Forensics" sounds like "four and six," and there are jokes. "Forensics: FORENSICS is ten. (Gary Hallock)" is a jocular definition that was posted on the newsgroup…
"My study breaks are longer than my actual study time" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by True Teen Quotes on September 8, 2010.…
"My superiority complex is better than yours!" is a jocular saying that was posted on the newsgroup comp.sys.apple2.comm on March 20, 1994. The speaker feels superior to others in every…
"My superpower? Functioning on coffee and questionable amounts of sleep. ☕💤" (also shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Coffee, Please on March 19, 2025. The coffee saying,…
Many people put money in a swear jar after they swear. "My swear jar could finance the fucking space program" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My swear jar…