“My life is just a series of WTF moments separated by snacks”
"My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks" is a snacking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by…
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“My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing”
"My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and its just me laughing at my own jokes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“My life sucks, but I’m not in Times Square wearing a diaper”
Many people who attend the New Year's Eve ball drop in New York City's Times Square have to wear a diaper because there is no place to go to the bathroom.. "I can promise I…
“My life. My choices. My mistakes. My lessons. Not your business”
"My life. My choices. My mistakes. My lessons. Not your business" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "It's my life, my choices, my mistakes"…
“My local bakery accused me of stealing all their yeast. They can’t prove anything”
"Proofing" is a step in the preparation of yeast bread. There are several puns about this process. "I stole yeast from the local bakery. They can't prove a thing" was…
“My local shop is now selling transparent insects. They’re having a clear ants sale”
A "clearance" sale shouldn't be confused with a "clear ants" sale, but there are jokes. "My local shop are now selling transparent insects! There having a clear ants…
“My love for the truth outweighs my fear of offending you”
"My love for the truth outweighs my fear of offending you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying involves the first amendment (the right to free speech) against…
“My love language is sharing food”
"My love language is sharing food" (or "Sharing food is my love language") is a popular saying. "sharing food is one of my love languages!" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My mailbox is under quarantine. Not accepting bills at this time”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Some people posted jocular signs on their mailboxes. "Tape a notice to your mail box: sorry at this time my mailbox is under…
“My mailman got a sex change. I guess you’d call him a post-man now”
A "postman" shouldn't be confused with a "post-man." but there are jokes. "Isn't a post-man someone who has just had a sex change to a woman?" was posted on…
“My main problem is reconciling my gross habits with my net income”
Australian-born actor Errol Flynn (1909-1959) was one of Hollywood's highest-paid stars in the 1940s; in the 1950s, however, he faced financial disaster. A Flynn quote was published in many…
“My mask broke at the store. I felt like Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic made face masks mandatory in many stores. "My mask broke in the store and it felt like my titty popped out..." is a saying that has been printed…
“My mask broke in the store and it felt like my titty popped out”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic made face masks mandatory in many stores. "My mask broke in the store and it felt like my titty popped out..." is a saying that has been printed…
“My mask is on the inside. It’s called an immune system”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterJunior Dan@JuniorDan14MY MASK IS ON THE INSIDE IT'S CALLED AN IMMUNE SYSTEM HEALTH T-Shirt MY MASK ...…
“My mask protects you. Your mask protects me”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. "My mask protects you. Your mask protects me" is a message that has been printed on many images.…
“My mate’s in hospital after eating a bacon sandwich. It was mine!”
"My mate’s in hospital after eating a bacon sandwich. It was mine!" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Nigel on September 9, 2024. "A really good friend of mine is in…
“My math teacher called me average. Well, that’s just mean”
"My math teacher called me average. Well, that's just mean" is a popular math joke. (A "mean" is an "average.") "My math teacher called me average. Well…
“My mating call is the sound of a bag of chips opening”
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…
“My mating call is the sound of a fresh bag of Doritos being opened”
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…
“My mating call is the sound of a pizza box being opened”
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…