“My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it”
"The/This kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" and "My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images.…
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“My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon”
In politics, some countries (like the United States) take action if it appears that a country is close to acquiring nuclear weapons. This devloped into a jocular meme against landlords and…
“My landlord wanted to come talk to me about the high heating bill. I said, ‘My door’s always open’’
"My door is always open. Hence my massive heating bill" is a joke that was posted on Twitter on April 14, 2010. A similar joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 20, 2014: "My…
“My last boss was a dwarf. He was a real micromanager”
A "micromanager" is someone who pays attention to the smallest ("micro") details. The term doesn't mean a "small manager," but there have been several jokes.…
“My least favorite California city is Austin, Texas”
Austin is a city that is often more liberal than most of Texas. Many people from California have moved to Austin. "My favorite California city is Austin...and it just so happens to be smack…
“My left knee has never committed a crime. I can’t say the same for his felony”
"Felony" sounds a bit like "fellow knee" or "fella knee." "What did the right knee say to the left knee? Hi...felony!" was posted on Twitter by Justin on…
“My legs are weak, my arms are sore, my chest is heavy, my body is tired, I WILL NOT BE STOPPED”
Fitness Motivator wrote on Twitter on April 3, 2013: ☑ My legs are weak.☑ My arms are sore.☑ My chest is heavy.☑ My body is tired.☑ I WILL NOT BE STOPPED. The saying became immediately…
“My liberty is more important than your stupid idea”
"My liberty is more important than your stupid idea" has been a bumper sticker saying since at least 2006. The saying means that government often has "ideas" with its…
“My life coach just informed me I didn’t make the team”
"My life coach just informed me (that) I didn't make the team" or "My life coach (just) told me I didn't make the team" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“My life coach just informed me that I didn’t make the team”
"My life coach just informed me (that) I didn't make the team" or "My life coach (just) told me I didn't make the team" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“My life coach just told me I didn’t make the team”
"My life coach just informed me (that) I didn't make the team" or "My life coach (just) told me I didn't make the team" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“My life coach told me I didn’t make the team”
"My life coach just informed me (that) I didn't make the team" or "My life coach (just) told me I didn't make the team" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“My life is 50% wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink vodka”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“My life is 50% wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink whiskey”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to be fat”
"My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to be/get fat" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on…
“My life is a very complicated drinking game”
"My life is a very complicated drinking game" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "'My life is a very complicated drinking game'" was posted on…
“My life is arranged solely for the comfort and convenience of my dog”
"My life is arranged solely for the comfort and convenience of my dog" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (on T-shirts) was posted on Facebook by The…
“My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks”
"My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks" is a snacking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks”
"My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks" is a snacking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My life is just a series of WTF moments separated by snacks”
"My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks" is a snacking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by…