“My left knee has never committed a crime. I can’t say the same for his felony”
“Felony” sounds a bit like “fellow knee” or “fella knee.” “What did the right knee say to the left knee? Hi…felony!” was posted on Twitter by Justin on June 4, 2013. “My right knee is insane & should be institutionalized. My left knee knows it but stays silent cuz he doesn’t want to commit a fellow knee” was posted on Twitter by Grag on August 15, 2013.
“Jobs should higher you weather you have a fella knee or a mister meaner” was posted on Facebook by Karena Jackson on December 28, 2017, but the original post has been deleted.
“My left knee has never committed a crime. I can’t say the same for his felony” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 16, 2020.
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MIKILL PANE
@MikillPane
This transvestite’s legs are giving him away. Cross-dressing should be a fucking crime…or a fella-knee.
9:25 AM · Dec 12, 2010·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Calleaghn Kinnamon
@calle63
Replying to @_jennreyn
@_Miss_Demeanor HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENN!!! Are you graduating to fellow knees now? :o} Have a good one!
12:07 AM · Apr 4, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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recognize.
@jenihead
pushing over that kid on his bike was a mister meaner, but then when you kicked his teeth in and took the bike it became a fella knee.
10:35 AM · Jan 26, 2012·Janetter
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Justin
@imjust_intime
Maiiyak ka sa kakornihan:
“What did the right knee say to the left knee?
Hi…felony!”
11:24 AM · Jun 4, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Grag
@GrowlyGrego
My right knee is insane & should be institutionalized. My left knee knows it but stays silent cuz he doesn’t want to commit a fellow knee.
10:39 AM · Aug 15, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Wu-Tang Dan
@HeresDChapstick
Leg joints who are friends and enjoy committing serious crimes together, call them fellow-knees.
3:46 PM · Dec 28, 2013·Twitter for Android
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dan mentos
@DanMentos
[first day in prison]
“What are you in for?”
I struck my leg then went jogging
“How is that-”
Fella’ knee hit and run
*stabs self with shiv*
7:44 PM · Sep 2, 2014·TweetDeck
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CAHeidelberger
@coralhei
...there she is! Miss-Demeanor. (Alas, if it were Chad’s trial, I could point out his wobbly Fellow-Knees.)
2:02 PM · May 22, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Mark
@NoticablyBacon
Interviewer: it says here you have a criminal record?
Me: well I have two fellow knees
* points to knees*
Interviewer: get out
8:57 AM · Jul 15, 2015·Twitter for Android
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Cold faceFace with raised eyebrowHot face
@808sAndYaYo
This niggas typed “I don’t have fellow knees or Mr. meaners
3:10 PM · Apr 2, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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The Souls That Said No
@Snikoggs
Never break your friend’s leg before killing him. It’s a fella knee.
3:21 AM · Feb 20, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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Jon Green
@jon_m_green
New rule: don’t get Fellow knees or Mr. Meaners
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WAP
@PERCULESSSSS
· Apr 4, 2016
WOW MCDONALDS WONT HIRE YOU IF YOU GOT A MR.MEANERFlushed faceFlushed face
6:33 AM · May 1, 2017·Twitter for Android
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Left Eye
@LilTmurda
Jobs should higher you weather you have a fella knee or a mister meaner 💁🏾♂️
8:07 PM · Dec 28, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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johnny cage.
@DailyOverdose
Someone from FB: “Jobs should higher you weather you have a fella knee or a mister meaner”
GIF
10:59 PM · Dec 28, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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Karena Jackson
December 29, 2017 ·
Can someone tell me why my funny post about fella knee and mister meaner got deleted 🙄
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Cobain ∞ - HSNent. / T.O.G.
@JadedCobain
“Jobs should higher you weather you have a fella knee or mister meaner”
If you spell like this I’m muting and blocking you in REAL LIFE
4:14 PM · Dec 19, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Optimus (BIG CLETUS) ⛩
@SubToOptimus
I don’t think I can get a job after YouTube because I have so many fellow knees on my wreck curd
11:38 AM · Oct 1, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Ronaldo
@sitroni
Replying to @MollyJongFast
Misty Meaner and the Fellow Knees
12:34 PM · Oct 4, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/nate_hawwk August 16, 2020
My left knee has never committed a crime.
I can’t say the same for his felony.
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Nordju
Thank goodness for it’s right to an atour-knee
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TallCoop
@TallGuyCoop
My left knee has never committed a crime.
I can’t say the same for his felony. #dadjokesfordays #Dadsarecool
@kirbado @elonmusk @kanyewest
4:14 PM · Aug 16, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Dad Jokes
@dadhasjokes
My left knee has never committed a crime.
I can’t say the same for his felony.
5:48 PM · Aug 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone