“Keep your guns—Come to Texas”
Immediately after New York Governor Andrew Cuomo signed into law a gun control bill, Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott advertised in New York: "KEEP YOUR GUNS,COME TO TX." The…
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“Keep your head on a swivel” (football adage)
"Keep your head on a swivel" means to look around and to be aware. The saying was popular with air force pilots in World War II and has been cited in print since at least 1943. In sports,…
“Keep your heels, head & standards high”
"Keep your heels, head & standards high" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Preach it skeeter RT @cindyyloohoo: Keep your heels, your head and your standards…
“Keep your nose in your mask and out my business bitch”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. "Keep your nose outta my business and under your mask" was posted on Twitter by gnat on July 8, 2020.…
“Keep your nose in your mask and out of my business”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. "Keep your nose outta my business and under your mask" was posted on Twitter by gnat on July 8, 2020.…
“Keep your squats low and your standards high”
"Keep your squats low and your standards high" is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your squats low and your standards high" was posted on Twitter…
“Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect because of the indoor fins”
"Endorphins" shouldn't be confused with "indoor fins," but there are jokes. "The reason tropical fish have such a calming effect is all to do with the indoor…
“Keeping Up With the Joneses”
"Keeping Up With the Joneses" was a popular comic strip by Arthur "Pops" Momand that began in the New York World in 1913. "Jones" is a popular name; Momand almost went…
“Ketchup makes bad food better but good food worse”
Adding ketchup to food makes it taste like ketchup. That makes bad food taste better, but it makes good food taste worse. "Ketchup makes bad food taste good.... but good food taste bad #Hmmm…
“Keto diet? I thought you said taquito diet”
A keto diet should not be confused with a taquito diet, but there are jokes. "Keto life? More like taQuito life, amiright??" was posted on Twitter by Mal Malloy on August 2, 2014.…
“Kettle chips are great because the crunch is louder than my thoughts”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Kettle chips are loud af”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Kettle chips are loud as fuck”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Kettle-cooked potato chips are loud as fuck”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Key lime pie implies the existence of lock lime pie”
There are keys and locks. There are key limes, but no lock limes. "So is there a counterpart to Key Lime Pie called Lock Lime Pie?" was posted on Twitter by Steffany A on August 1, 2011.…
“Key limes imply the existence of lock limes”
There are keys and locks. There are key limes, but no lock limes. "So is there a counterpart to Key Lime Pie called Lock Lime Pie?" was posted on Twitter by Steffany A on August 1, 2011.…
“Keyboa d fo sale pe fect wo king o de ”
"Keyboa d fo sale pe fect wo king o de " (missing the letter "r" for "Keyboard for sale perfect working order") is a joke that has been printed on several images. The…
“KFC should sponsor a soccer team called Kentucky FC”
"FC" usually stands for "football club," not "fried chicken." "KFC" fast food restaurants had the original name of "Kentucky Fried Chicken." Many…
“Kick ass and take names” (“Kicking ass and taking names”)
"Kick ass(es) and take names" (or "kicking ass(es) and taking names") means to defeat someone (not usually by physically "kicking ass") and to permanently destroy that…
“Kick save and a beauty!” (great save by the goalie in hockey)
"Kick save -- and a beauty!" was a catchphrase of longtime New York Rangers hockey announcer Marv Albert, meaning that the goalie just made a great save with his foot. "Stick save --…