“Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray”
"Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray" is an anti-smoking saying that has been printed on many images. "A non-smoker says that kissing a smoker is like sucking at the end of a…
Alphebetical for "k"
“Kissing ass is a class I didn’t pass”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterD.Ham55@prettyboi_Devon“@ITS_A_MIRACLE: KISSING ASS IS A CLASS I DIDN'T PASS!”
“Kitchen closed due to illness: I am sick of cooking”
"Kitchen closed due to illness: I am sick of cooking" is a one-line saying that has been placed on many gift items. "Kitchen closed on account of illness -- I'm sick of…
“Kitchens and baths sell houses” (real estate adage)
"Kitchens and baths/bathrooms sell houses" is a popular real estate adage of unknown authorship. Kitchens and baths have a lot of features to them, and updated equipment helps to sell a…
“Knee-high by the Fourth of July” (corn-growing adage)
"Knee-high on the Fourth of July" is a popular American agricultural saying that has been cited in print since at least 1854. If a corn crop had reached the height of…
“Knishes are Jewish Hot Pockets”
Knishes have been compared to Hot Pockets. "'It’s like a kosher hot pocket.' - Anthony Bourdain (via walpaper) knish? http://tumblr.com/x795nrsly" was posted on Twitter by…
“Knives should be named chopsticks”
Are chopsticks properly named? "Why are they called chopsticks? They can't chop fuck all. Knives should be called chopsticks and chopsticks should be called knives" was posted on…
“Knock knock.” / “Who’s there?” / “The doorbell repair man.”
"Knock knock." / "Who's there?" / "The doorbell repair man" is a version of the popular "knock, knock" joke. It's an anti-joke -- the knocks are…
“Knock off its horns, wipe its ass, and throw it on the plate” (Texan ordering “rare” steak)
"Knock off its horns, wipe its ass, and throw it on the plate" is a stereotypical order of "rare" steak by a Texan visiting a steakhouse. The line appeared in the Australian…
“Knock, knock.” / “Who’s there?” / “Diploma.”
"Diploma" can sound like "da plumba" or "the plumber." A knock-knock joke is: "Knock, knock.""Who's there?"Diploma."'Diploma…
“Knock, knock.” / “Who’s there?” / “Queso.” / “Queso who?” / “Queso mistaken identity.”
"Queso" (Spanish for "cheese") can sound like "case of." "It was a queso mistaken identity" was posted on the newsgroup rec.outdoors.fishing.fly on December…
“Knock, knock.”/“Who’s there?”/“9/11.”/“9/11 who?” (joke)
A knock-knock joke involving the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001 is: "Knock, knock.""Who's there?""9/11.""9/11 who?""You said you'd…
“Knock, knock.”/“Who’s there?”/“Brook.”/“Brook who?”/“Brook-lyn Bridge.”
A Brooklyn version of the knock-knock joke is: "Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Brook.""Brook who?""Brookl-lyn Bridge. The joke has been cited in…
“Knock, knock.”/“Who’s there?”/“Cash.”/“Cash who?”
A knock-knock joke involving cash (and cashews) is: Knock, knock.Who's there?Cash.Cash who?What are you, some kind of nut? The joke has been cited in print since at least 1970. 13 December…
“Knock, knock.”/“Who’s there?”/“Cash.”/“Cash who?”
A knock-knock joke involving cash (and cashews) is: "Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Cash.""Cash who?""What are you, some kind of nut?" The joke…
“Knock, knock.”/“Who’s there?”/“Doctor.”/“Doctor who?”
Doctor Who (a British science fiction television series) is included in a popular knock-knock joke. The person at home asks, "Who's there?" The answer is, "Doctor." The…
“Knock, knock.”/“Who’s there?”/“Ya.”/“Ya who?”/“Dot com.”
A knock-knock joke has been cited in print since at least 1976: Knock, knock.Who's there?Ya.Ya who?What are you so happy about? The joke became relevant to Yahoo.com in this version posted on…
“Knocking on the door” (close to a score)
A football team that is "knocking on the door" of a touchdown has the ball deep into the opponent's territory, usually within the 20-yard line or the 10-yard line. The…
“Knot knot.”/“Who is there?”/“Earphones.”
Earphones tend to get tied into knots. An knock-knock joke is: "Knot knot.""Who is there?""Earphones." The joke was posted on Twitter by Humourologist on September…
“Know guns, no crime; no guns, know crime” (“No guns, no freedom; know guns, know freedom”)
"No god, no peace; know god, know peace" has been cited in print since at least 1976. Many gun sayings have a similar formula. "No Guns - No Freedom; Know Guns - Know Freedom"…