“Keep College Station Normal”
"Keep College Station Normal" is a gentle borrowing (trademarked in 2004) from the popular slogan "Keep Austin Weird." Sarcazm Creations has marketed items with the slogan. The…
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“Keep Dallas Douche”
"Keep Dallas Douche" is yet another imitation of the popular slogan "Keep Austin Weird." "Keep Dallas Douche" is a bumper sticker slogan since at least April 2010;…
“Keep Dallas Plastic”
"Keep Dallas Plastic" is yet another imitation of the popular slogan "Keep Austin Weird." A less popular Dallas version is "Keep Dallas Pretentious." The seemingly…
“Keep Dallas Pretentious”
"Keep Dallas Pretentious" is yet another imitation of the popular slogan "Keep Austin Weird." "Keep Dallas Pretentious" T-shirts have appeared from 2005. "Keep…
“Keep Denton Chido”
"Keep Denton Chido" ("chido" is Spanish for "cool") is a 2008 entry in another city knockoff of the slogan "Keep Austin Weird." The seemingly endless…
“Keep Earth clean. It’s not Uranus”
"Keep the Earth/planet clean. It’s not Uranus" -- usually made to sound like "your anus" --is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep the Earth clean -…
“Keep Georgetown Normal”
Georgetown is a suburb north of the city of Austin, but it's not nearly as quirky as the capital city is. "Keep Georgetown Normal" is a 2005 imitation/parody of the popular slogan…
“Keep honking! I’m listening to ska and you’re in the band now” (bumper sticker)
"Keep honking! I’m listening to ska and you’re in the band now" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the honking fits right in…
“Keep Houston Dirty”
"Keep Houston Dirty" is not an unofficial city nickname, such as "Keep Austin Weird." It was the title of a September 1, 2006 show that featured Houston's graffiti artists.…
“Keep in mind even during a pandemic, no matter how much chocolate you eat, earrings will still fit”
"Be grateful that no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Thankful 4 so many people in my life.…
“Keep Lubbock Flat”
"Keep Lubbock Flat" is another takeoff of the popular city slogan "Keep Austin Weird." "Keep Lubbock Flat" dates from about early 2006. The seemingly endless imitation…
“Keep our planet clean. It’s not Uranus”
"Keep the Earth/planet clean. It’s not Uranus" -- usually made to sound like "your anus" --is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep the Earth clean -…
“Keep Portland Weird”
"Keep Portland Weird" is a popular bumper sticker and an unofficial slogan of the city of Portland. The idea was borrowed from "Keep Austin Weird," an Austin, Texas, initiative…
“Keep Round Rock Mildly Unusual”
Round Rock is a growing suburb of the city of Austin, but it's not nearly as quirky as the capital city is. "Keep Round Rock Mildly Unusual" is a 2006 imitation/parody of the popular…
“Keep San Antonio Lame”
"Keep San Antonio Lame" is a 2004 imitation of the popular slogan "Keep Austin Weird." The seemingly endless imitation Texas city slogans include "Keep Dallas…
“Keep Texas Wild”
"Keep Texas Wild" is somewhat similar to the slogan "Keep Austin Weird," but it's for a good cause. "Keep Texas Wild" license plates feature a picture of the…
“Keep the dream alive! Hit the snooze button”
"Keep the dream alive! Hit the snooze button" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2005. 45-Caliber…
“Keep the Earth clean. It’s not Uranus”
"Keep the Earth/planet clean. It’s not Uranus" -- usually made to sound like "your anus" --is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep the Earth clean -…
“Keep the planet clean. It’s not Uranus”
"Keep the Earth/planet clean. It’s not Uranus" -- usually made to sound like "your anus" --is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep the Earth clean -…
“Keep this planet clean. It’s not Uranus”
"Keep the Earth/planet clean. It’s not Uranus" -- usually made to sound like "your anus" --is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep the Earth clean -…