"Kettle chips are loud as fuck"

Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand “Kettle chips” by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips.

“These kettle chips are so loud I can’t hear the tv!” was posted on X/Twitter by Lil Michiko 🎨 on April 10, 2012. “Kettle chips are way to loud to eat in class” was posted on X/Twitter by Bob Fitzgerald on September 11, 2012. “Kettle chips are so loud. I feel like I’m disturbing the whole office” was posted on X/Twitter by “Show must go on” on December 27, 2012.

“These kettle chips are loud as fuck! As a fat person, I do NOT need to be drawing attention to the fact that I’m eating” was posted on X/Twitter by Kia on February 6, 2019. “Kettle chips are loud as fuck” was posted on X/Twitter by Corporate Life on March 2, 2012. “kettle cooked chips are loud as fuck. #sorrycanthearyouimtoobustcrunchingchips” was posted on X/Twitter by angie on April 4, 2013. “kettle chips are loud as fuck” was posted on X/Twitter by tea: armchair era on September 19, 2019.

“Kettle chips are loud af” was posted on X/Twitter by sas🦋 on April 9, 2015. “Kettle chips are LOUD af!!” was posted on X/Twitter by Mamba out! on June 27, 2018. “Kettle Chips are good af but loud af” was posted on X/Twitter by Mrs. JOKER 💚 on February 21, 2019.

“these kettle chips are so loud I can’t even hear myself think” was posted on X/Twitter by • Bruce Wayans • on February 19, 2014. “Me eating kettle chips that loud I can’t hear myself think never mind the tv 👂🏽” was posted on Facebook by Le boutique Ladies fashion on October 29, 2019. “Those darn Kettle Chips are way too loud! You can’t hear yourself think. 😂😆😆😼” was posted on X/Twitter by Cherie on May 2, 2024. “Kettle chips are great because the crunch is louder than my thoughts” was posted on X/Twitter by Kate lol oh no on November 10, 2024, and this received over 16,000 likes. “Kettle chips are an amazing snack because the crunch is the only thing louder than my thoughts” was posted on X/Twitter by Mary Kate Gulick on November 20, 2024.

“A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips” and “I keep subtitles on bc sometimes I just be snackin too loud” are related sayings.

Wikipedia: Potato chip
Kettle-cooked chips
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Kettle chips are thicker and the surface starch is not rinsed off, resulting in a style of chip called “hard-bite”.

Wikipedia: Kettle Foods
Kettle Foods, Inc. is an American manufacturer of potato chips, based in Salem, Oregon, United States, with a European and Middle East headquarters in Norwich, United Kingdom. As of 2006 they were the largest natural potato chip brand in the U.S.

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Kia
@kiamatthews
These kettle chips are loud as fuck! As a fat person, I do NOT need to be drawing attention to the fact that I’m eating.
1:17 PM · Feb 6, 2009

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Charity Hill-Gant
@CHARITY_GANT
Kettle chips are abnormally loud!!!
6:27 PM · May 27, 2009

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Tymeshia
@suprmeladychmpn
kettle chips are too tasty,crunchy and loud. but i don’t care. mwahahahaha
12:18 AM · Nov 13, 2009

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Arianne Harjo
@Arianne78
Kettle chips are so much louder when you eat them than regular chips.. #crunch #crunch
4:44 PM · Jan 4, 2010

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Dash Dillinger
@DashwitDNS
I Noe imma hear Mah momma mouth 2mrw for makin all this noise.. Kettle chips are dumb loud! ((CRUNCH)) lmfao
6:18 AM · Feb 12, 2010

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So Tenacious
@SoTenacious
These Kettle chips are SO crunchy & LOUD lol
11:42 PM · Mar 16, 2010

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October Jones
@OctoberJones
@SwearySausages Kettle chips are the rudest of all the crisps. they are so very loud.
6:21 PM · Jul 26, 2010

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Jamie Baruch
@JamieBaruch
Kettle Chips are too loud and too crunchy. I detest people that eat them near me. http://myloc.me/bfC4I
1:43 PM · Aug 30, 2010

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Briskibop
@Getn_Breezy
RTtht remind me of valasek class eatn lays @briwest_ Kettle chips are ridiculously loud. I swear the ppl next door can hear me eating them.
1:22 PM · Jan 11, 2011

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Nathan Y. A.
@Nate428
Kettle Chips are just too loud to eat in some places
12:43 PM · Jan 12, 2011

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Turd Ferguson
@wolfsinglet
Kettle chips are so loud to eat when you’ve got headphones on.
12:45 AM · Apr 13, 2011

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Lindsay
@lindsayldryer
Kettle cooked chips are so loud. But so good.
6:43 PM · Apr 26, 2011

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McNastee
April 27, 2011 at 3:03 PM ·
Kettle cooked potato chips are hella loud.

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Tracy B.
@t_poww
Kettle chips are my favorite, but they sure are loud
12:13 PM · Apr 28, 2011

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Rebecca Sun 孫洪美
@therebeccasun
Oh wow, these Cape Cod kettle chips are so loud that I feel self-conscious eating them at work #fb
6:01 PM · May 16, 2011

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💙🐝💙
@beeeze
@gillalexander God kettle chips are loud, I can’t hear the tv *eats quickly*
3:27 PM · Sep 12, 2011

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Marc
@masteidler
Kettle chips are too loud to eat with headphones in.
11:42 AM · Oct 21, 2011

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Eugene
@Makhouleen
Soo hungry in class… but cant eat cuz my old-fashioned kettle chips are too crunchy and loud.
1:18 PM · Nov 29, 2011

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StupidSexyNichole
@Let2Elise
Kettle cooked potato chips are good! I just wish they weren’t so goddamn loud!
3:54 PM · Feb 23, 2012

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Corporate Life
@Corporate_Life
Kettle chips are loud as fuck #clp
1:15 PM · Mar 2, 2012

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Lil Michiko 🎨
@_SuperDannie
These kettle chips are so loud I can’t hear the tv!
2:22 AM · Apr 10, 2012

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Chris Price
@ManBear_Pig
@robboma3 kettle chips are well louder #crispvolume
6:30 PM · Jul 13, 2012

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Bob Fitzgerald
@IceBurgKimchi
Kettle chips are way to loud to eat in class
8:02 PM · Sep 11, 2012

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Show must go on
@Squirrely007
Kettle chips are so loud. I feel like I’m disturbing the whole office.
12:59 PM · Dec 27, 2012

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billie
@MissBillie02
Kettle chips are a lot louder to eat but taste so much better
9:14 PM · Mar 17, 2013

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angie
@lovemecudixo
kettle cooked chips are loud as fuck. #sorrycanthearyouimtoobustcrunchingchips
3:03 PM · Apr 4, 2013

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• Bruce Wayans •
@IsARealGirl
these kettle chips are so loud I can’t even hear myself think
6:17 PM · Feb 19, 2014

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Jill Robson
@JillCharbonneau
Miss Vickie’s kettle chips are so loud when you eat them that I can’t even think about anything when I’m eating them. #thankyou
11:45 PM · Jan 30, 2015

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ryan
@ryanhemsworth
sometimes kettle chips are so loud to chew that it literally hurts my ears but I can’t stop eating them
8:00 PM · Feb 7, 2015

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sas🦋
@Sshelli_
Kettle chips are loud af
2:23 PM · Apr 9, 2015

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doublee7
@agentdoublee7
I feel like these @panerabread kettle chips are really, really loud. People are staring at me on the train…
5:05 PM · Apr 24, 2017

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Mamba out!
@Iamjonjon_07
Kettle chips are LOUD af!!
2:22 PM · Jun 27, 2018

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willow
@sonderattitude
Kettle chips are louder THAN NONE OTHER
7:47 PM · Sep 26, 2018

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Mrs. JOKER 💚
@TheWalkingFleek
Kettle Chips are good af but loud af.
1:48 AM · Feb 21, 2019 from Mobile, AL

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tea: armchair era
@colonizedlocal
kettle chips are loud as fuck.
7:54 PM · Sep 19, 2019

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Le boutique Ladies fashion
October 29, 2019 at 5:50 AM ·
😂
Me eating kettle chips that loud I can’t hear myself think never mind the tv 👂🏽

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EY
@gollita12
Kettle chips are loud af. I can’t hear my thoughts.
4:11 AM · Dec 31, 2021

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⚜️
@teawithbre
Kettle chips are so good but loud af. Ain’t no sneaking and eating them
2:09 PM · Jun 29, 2022

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Cherie
@CherZim7
Those darn Kettle Chips are way too loud! You can’t hear yourself think. 😂😆😆😼
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Tami Trump
@Tami28937663
May 2
(“turning up the tv volume cause my snacks are too loud” is shown.—ed.)
8:11 PM · May 2, 2024

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Kate lol oh no
@Kateness8
Kettle chips are great because the crunch is louder than my thoughts
12:08 PM · Nov 10, 2024

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Mary Kate Gulick
@MaryKateGulick
Kettle chips are an amazing snack because the crunch is the only thing louder than my thoughts.
4:41 PM · Nov 20, 2024