“It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home”
"It's not drinking alone if the dog is home" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "I say it's not drinking alone if you have a cat on your lap and a…
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“It’s not that I don’t like cooking. It’s that I don’t like cooking after work and cleaning everything up while trying not to cry”
Many people don't have the energy to cook and clean after they come home from work. "Hot take: You don’t hate cooking. You hate cooking after working, cleaning, and trying not to…
“It’s not the government’s job to protect my health. Its job is to protect my rights”
"It's not the government's job to protect my health. It’s the government’s job to protect my RIGHTS. It’s my job to protect my health. When you trade liberty for safety you end…
“It’s not the will to win that matters—everyone has that. It’s the will to prepare to win”
Entry in progress -- B.P. YourTango20 Positive, Inspiring Quotes For When You Feel Like 'Life Sucks'Aria GmitterJanuary 26, 2018(...)2. Preparation is key to living your best…
“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on”
Marilyn Monroe (born Norma Jean Mortenson, 1926-1962) posed nude for a 1949 calendar photo. She was paid $50. In March 1952, after three years of minor roles in Hollywood, it was finally revealed…
“It’s not TV. It’s HBO (Honey Bunches of Oats)”
Home Box Office (HBO) has a slogan, "It's not TV. It's HBO." HBO shouldn't be confused with the cereal Honey Bunches of Oats, but there are jokes. "New slogan for…
“It’s officially ‘once I get home I ain’t coming back out’ season”
"It's officially 'once I'm home I'm not coming back out' season" (that is, it's very cold or very hot) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“It’s officially ‘once I’m home I’m not going out again’ season”
"It’s officially 'once I’m home I’m not going out again' season" (that is, it's very cold or very hot) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“It’s officially ‘surprise in your coat pocket from last winter’ season”
Winter coats can often stay in the closet, not used, for over half a year. When worn again (usually in November), the coat pockets might contain surprises, such as a year-old candy. This was posted…
“It’s okay if you don’t know what ‘prefix’ means. It’s not the end of the word”
"It’s okay if you don’t know what 'prefix' means. It’s not the end of the word" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "Prefix" is the beginning of a…
“It’s only Diet Coke if it’s from the Diét Coque region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling brown wine
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. A Diet Coke version of this meme was posted on…
“It’s only Quarantine if it’s in the Quarante region of France” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. "Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of…
“It’s only sour grapes if it’s from the Sourgrape region. Otherwise it’s just sparkling whine”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. A wine/whine joke was posted on Twitter by joel…
“It’s only turkey if it’s from the farm region of Turkey. Otherwise, it’s sparkling chicken”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. This became a joke meme. "Legally, you can…
“It’s pretty crazy how there’s an entire profession we have to make wear body cameras because they lie so much”
Many police officers are required to wear body cameras. "Cops have to wear body cameras because they lie. That’s it" was posted on X/Twitter by ALondon91 on September 16, 2021.…
“It’s pretty easy to make a deep dish pizza. It’s like a pizza cake”
"Pizza cake" sounds like "piece of cake," and there are deep dish pizza jokes. "It’s pretty easy to make a deep dish pizza. It’s like a pizza cake" was posted on…
“It’s Question Period, not Answer Period”
Canada's House of Commons has a "Question Period." A common joke is, "It’s Question Period, not Answer Period." The book Democracy Derailed: A Breakdown of Government…
“It’s quite hot tonight, might have to sleep with an open window! *39 mosquitos liked your post*”
"I can't wait for warm summer nights, outside on the patio. *326 mosquitos liked your post*" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations. "(On…
“It’s science: I eat dumplings, and my happiness Gyoza up”
Many people love to eat dumplings. "We might be a little biased, but we're pretty sure life is just better when you're eating dumplings!" was posted on X/Twitter by 168 Asian…
“It’s science: when you eat dumplings, your happiness Gyoza up”
Many people love to eat dumplings. "We might be a little biased, but we're pretty sure life is just better when you're eating dumplings!" was posted on X/Twitter by 168 Asian…