“It’s funny how people get so angry in traffic on the way to work…”
"It’s funny how people rage in traffic on the way to work like they’ll be any happier once they get there" was posted on Twitter by Trap on November 8, 2018. "I’m sitting here…
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“It’s funny how the change jar slowly becomes all pennies”
"It’s funny how the change jar slowly becomes all pennies" is a jocular one-line saying that shows how disliked pennies are. "Funny how the change jar slowly becomes all…
“It’s gardening season. Five weeks ago I planted myself on the sofa and I’ve grown considerably”
A gardening joke was posted on Facebook by Don Miller (and others) on May 1, 2020: "It’s gardening season. Five weeks ago I planted myself on the sofa and I’ve since grown…
“It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice. In cider trading”
"In cider trading" is a pun on "insider trading." "I was thrown out of the London Stock Exchange for standing in a bucket of Scrumpy, apparently there's rules against…
“It’s important to tell everyone you think Valentine’s Day is just a dumb, made up holiday. As opposed to all of the other holidays…”
Many people believe that Valentine's Day is an overly commercialized holiday, mostly made up by greeting card companies, florists and restaurants to improve business. However, no holidays are…
“It’s impossible to stab a crouton with a plastic fork”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter cackles (jeff weisbein) @jeffweisbein it’s impossible to stab a crouton with a plastic fork. #airportfail 1:58 PM · Feb 10, 2017 from Millbrae, CA Bluesky Gian…
“It’s impressive how quickly I can go from full to starving”
"It’s impressive how quickly I can go from full to starving" is a one-line food saying that has been popular on Twitter. "It’s crazy how fast I can go from full to starving"…
“It’s just as easy to buy a scientist as it is to buy a politician”
"It’s just as easy to buy a scientist as it is to buy a politician" (or "It’s just as easy to buy scientists as it is to buy politicians") is a saying that has been printed…
“It’s just as easy to buy scientists as it is to buy politicians”
"It’s just as easy to buy a scientist as it is to buy a politician" (or "It’s just as easy to buy scientists as it is to buy politicians") is a saying that has been printed…
“It’s low on Freon outside”
"I think outside is low on Freon" -- that is, it's hot -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It must be 'Low on Freon' outside? #Hot!…
“It’s margarita degrees outside”
"It’s margarita degrees outside" means that it's the right temperature to drink a margarita. That could mean that it's hot outside, but many people can drink a margarita in…
“It’s me and my $1.50 Costco hotdog against the world”
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). "It’s just me and my Costco hotdog against the world" was posted on…
“It’s me and my Costco hotdog against the world”
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). "It’s just me and my Costco hotdog against the world" was posted on…
“It’s my God-given right to be an atheist”
Do atheists have God-given rights? "Yes, you have a God-given right to be an atheist in America" was printed in the Twin Falls (ID) Times-News on July 7, 1963. "It's my…
“It’s never a good thing to be greeted with ‘Thank goodness you’re here’”
If you arrive at work and are greeted with "Thank goodness you're here," it's usually a sign that things are a mess and you will be expected to correct it. "Yesterday I…
“It’s never too late for a coffee or too early for a beer”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“It’s not a ‘conspiracy theory’ when there are patents for it”
"It’s not a 'conspiracy theory' when there are patents for it" is a saying that has been pinted on many images. In other words, the patents prove that it's not a crazy…
“It’s not a coup unless it comes from the Coup d’État region of France. Otherwise. it’s just sparkling insurrection”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Stu Royall @stu_bot3000 Technically it’s not a coup unless it comes from the Coup d'État region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling insurrection.…
“It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it, then feel really sad around 8 p.m.”
"It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it, then feel really sad around 8 p.m." is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 19,…
“It’s not a Sunday unless you totally waste the whole day”
"It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it, then feel really sad around 8 p.m." is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 19,…