“It’s never a good thing to be greeted with ‘Thank goodness you’re here’”
If you arrive at work and are greeted with "Thank goodness you're here," it's usually a sign that things are a mess and you will be expected to correct it. "Yesterday I…
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“It’s never too late for a coffee or too early for a beer”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“It’s not a ‘conspiracy theory’ when there are patents for it”
"It’s not a 'conspiracy theory' when there are patents for it" is a saying that has been pinted on many images. In other words, the patents prove that it's not a crazy…
“It’s not a coup unless it comes from the Coup d’État region of France. Otherwise. it’s just sparkling insurrection”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Stu Royall @stu_bot3000 Technically it’s not a coup unless it comes from the Coup d'État region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling insurrection.…
“It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it, then feel really sad around 8 p.m.”
"It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it, then feel really sad around 8 p.m." is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 19,…
“It’s not a Sunday unless you totally waste the whole day”
"It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it, then feel really sad around 8 p.m." is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 19,…
“It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home”
"It's not drinking alone if the dog is home" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "I say it's not drinking alone if you have a cat on your lap and a…
“It’s not that I don’t like cooking. It’s that I don’t like cooking after work and cleaning everything up while trying not to cry”
Many people don't have the energy to cook and clean after they come home from work. "Hot take: You don’t hate cooking. You hate cooking after working, cleaning, and trying not to…
“It’s not the government’s job to protect my health. Its job is to protect my rights”
"It's not the government's job to protect my health. It’s the government’s job to protect my RIGHTS. It’s my job to protect my health. When you trade liberty for safety you end…
“It’s not the will to win that matters—everyone has that. It’s the will to prepare to win”
Entry in progress -- B.P. YourTango20 Positive, Inspiring Quotes For When You Feel Like 'Life Sucks'Aria GmitterJanuary 26, 2018(...)2. Preparation is key to living your best…
“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on”
Marilyn Monroe (born Norma Jean Mortenson, 1926-1962) posed nude for a 1949 calendar photo. She was paid $50. In March 1952, after three years of minor roles in Hollywood, it was finally revealed…
“It’s not TV. It’s HBO (Honey Bunches of Oats)”
Home Box Office (HBO) has a slogan, "It's not TV. It's HBO." HBO shouldn't be confused with the cereal Honey Bunches of Oats, but there are jokes. "New slogan for…
“It’s officially ‘once I get home I ain’t coming back out’ season”
"It's officially 'once I'm home I'm not coming back out' season" (that is, it's very cold or very hot) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“It’s officially ‘once I’m home I’m not going out again’ season”
"It’s officially 'once I’m home I’m not going out again' season" (that is, it's very cold or very hot) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“It’s officially ‘surprise in your coat pocket from last winter’ season”
Winter coats can often stay in the closet, not used, for over half a year. When worn again (usually in November), the coat pockets might contain surprises, such as a year-old candy. This was posted…
“It’s okay if you don’t know what ‘prefix’ means. It’s not the end of the word”
"It’s okay if you don’t know what 'prefix' means. It’s not the end of the word" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "Prefix" is the beginning of a…
“It’s only Diet Coke if it’s from the Diét Coque region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling brown wine
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. A Diet Coke version of this meme was posted on…
“It’s only Quarantine if it’s in the Quarante region of France” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. "Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of…
“It’s only sour grapes if it’s from the Sourgrape region. Otherwise it’s just sparkling whine”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. A wine/whine joke was posted on Twitter by joel…
“It’s only turkey if it’s from the farm region of Turkey. Otherwise, it’s sparkling chicken”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. This became a joke meme. "Legally, you can…