“It’s already today?? What’s next? Tomorrow? Fuck this”
"It’s already today/tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow? Fuck this" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s already tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow???…
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“It’s already today?? What’s next? Tomorrow? I can’t do this anymore”
"It’s already today/tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow? Fuck this" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s already tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow???…
“It’s already tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow??? Fuck this”
"It’s already today/tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow? Fuck this" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s already tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow???…
“It’s been 4 years since my job interview. I’m beginning to suspect they chose someone else”
Many people go on a job interview, and then never hear anything back. "It’s been 4 years since my job interview. I’m beginning to suspect they chose someone else" is a joke that has…
“It’s been suggested that dogs bark up to 350 times a day. Of course, that’s just a ruff estimate”
"Rough estimate" shouldn't be confused with "ruff estimate," but there are jokes that have been printed on many images. "I tried to find out exactly how loud my…
“It’s better to sweat in the gym than to bleed in the streets”
"It’s better to sweat in the gym than to bleed in/on the street(s)" is a slogan of several inner-city gyms, in an attempt to take at-risk individuals off of crime-ridden streets. The…
“It’s called Gross Pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would have made…”
"It’s called Gross Pay because it’s disgusting to see how much money you would have made before taxes" was posted on Twitter by Mike Wells on August 20, 2021. "Gross income"…
“It’s Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve”
"God made/created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” has been an anti-gay slogan. "It’s Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve" is a jocular variation on this. "God made…
“It’s easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled”
"It’s easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled" is a saying that has been credited to the writer Mark Twain (1835-1910). However, the saying appears to have…
“It’s easy being a communist in a free country. Try being free in a communist country”
"It’s easy being a communist in a free country. Try being free in a communist country" (or "It's easy to be a communist in a free country, but try being free in a communist…
“It’s Friday and I’m thirsty”
"It’s Friday and I’m thirsty" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Thirst" can mean a thirst for alcohol and/or a thirst for sex. "It's…
“It’s Friday, time to go make stories for Monday”
"It’s Friday, time to go make stories for Monday" is a Friday saying -- the "stories" are for a return to work on Monday -- that has been printed on many images. "It’s…
“It’s Friday! Just look busy until it’s time for wine”
"It’s Friday! Just look busy until it’s time for wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s Friday! Just look busy until it’s time for wine! ~Sassy…
“It’s funny how people get so angry in traffic on the way to work…”
"It’s funny how people rage in traffic on the way to work like they’ll be any happier once they get there" was posted on Twitter by Trap on November 8, 2018. "I’m sitting here…
“It’s funny how the change jar slowly becomes all pennies”
"It’s funny how the change jar slowly becomes all pennies" is a jocular one-line saying that shows how disliked pennies are. "Funny how the change jar slowly becomes all…
“It’s gardening season. Five weeks ago I planted myself on the sofa and I’ve grown considerably”
A gardening joke was posted on Facebook by Don Miller (and others) on May 1, 2020: "It’s gardening season. Five weeks ago I planted myself on the sofa and I’ve since grown…
“It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice. In cider trading”
"In cider trading" is a pun on "insider trading." "I was thrown out of the London Stock Exchange for standing in a bucket of Scrumpy, apparently there's rules against…
“It’s important to tell everyone you think Valentine’s Day is just a dumb, made up holiday. As opposed to all of the other holidays…”
Many people believe that Valentine's Day is an overly commercialized holiday, mostly made up by greeting card companies, florists and restaurants to improve business. However, no holidays are…
“It’s impossible to stab a crouton with a plastic fork”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter cackles (jeff weisbein) @jeffweisbein it’s impossible to stab a crouton with a plastic fork. #airportfail 1:58 PM · Feb 10, 2017 from Millbrae, CA Bluesky Gian…
“It’s impressive how quickly I can go from full to starving”
"It’s impressive how quickly I can go from full to starving" is a one-line food saying that has been popular on Twitter. "It’s crazy how fast I can go from full to starving"…