"It’s easy being a communist in a free country. Try being free in a communist country" (or "It's easy to be a communist in a free country, but try being free in a communist…
"It’s Friday and I’m thirsty" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "Thirst" can mean a thirst for alcohol and/or a thirst for sex. "It's…
"It’s Friday, time to go make stories for Monday" is a Friday saying -- the "stories" are for a return to work on Monday -- that has been printed on many images. "It’s…
"It’s Friday! Just look busy until it’s time for wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s Friday! Just look busy until it’s time for wine! ~Sassy…
"It’s funny how people rage in traffic on the way to work like they’ll be any happier once they get there" was posted on Twitter by Trap on November 8, 2018. "I’m sitting here…
"It’s funny how the change jar slowly becomes all pennies" is a jocular one-line saying that shows how disliked pennies are. "Funny how the change jar slowly becomes all…
A gardening joke was posted on Facebook by Don Miller (and others) on May 1, 2020: "It’s gardening season. Five weeks ago I planted myself on the sofa and I’ve since grown…
"In cider trading" is a pun on "insider trading." "I was thrown out of the London Stock Exchange for standing in a bucket of Scrumpy, apparently there's rules against…
Many people believe that Valentine's Day is an overly commercialized holiday, mostly made up by greeting card companies, florists and restaurants to improve business. However, no holidays are…
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter cackles (jeff weisbein) @jeffweisbein it’s impossible to stab a crouton with a plastic fork. #airportfail 1:58 PM · Feb 10, 2017 from Millbrae, CA Bluesky Gian…
"It’s impressive how quickly I can go from full to starving" is a one-line food saying that has been popular on Twitter. "It’s crazy how fast I can go from full to starving"…
"It’s just as easy to buy a scientist as it is to buy a politician" (or "It’s just as easy to buy scientists as it is to buy politicians") is a saying that has been printed…
"It’s just as easy to buy a scientist as it is to buy a politician" (or "It’s just as easy to buy scientists as it is to buy politicians") is a saying that has been printed…
"I think outside is low on Freon" -- that is, it's hot -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It must be 'Low on Freon' outside? #Hot!…
"It’s margarita degrees outside" means that it's the right temperature to drink a margarita. That could mean that it's hot outside, but many people can drink a margarita in…
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). "It’s just me and my Costco hotdog against the world" was posted on…
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). "It’s just me and my Costco hotdog against the world" was posted on…
Do atheists have God-given rights? "Yes, you have a God-given right to be an atheist in America" was printed in the Twin Falls (ID) Times-News on July 7, 1963. "It's my…
If you arrive at work and are greeted with "Thank goodness you're here," it's usually a sign that things are a mess and you will be expected to correct it. "Yesterday I…
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…