“In a committed relationship with my coffee cup”
"In a committed relationship with my coffee cup" is a coffee saying. “I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship” is a related saying. "Currently in a…
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“In a democracy, your vote counts; in feudalism, your count votes”
"In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes" (or, "In a democracy, your vote counts; in feudalism, your count votes") has…
“In a dog-eat-dog market, get yourself a big dog”
Entry in progress -- B.P. New York (NY) TimesOil and the Ruble Drag the Market Down a Bumpy SlopeBy THE ASSOCIATED PRESS DEC. 16, 2014John Manley, chief equity strategist at Wells Fargo Fund…
“In a financial crisis, all correlations go to one”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksHandbook of Heavy Tailed Distributions in FinanceBy Svetlozar T. Rachev Amsterdam: Elsevier2003Pg. 70:Tail dependenceThere is a saying in finance that in times…
“In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system”
"In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store's speaker system" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Mariah…
“In a relationship with food”
"In a relationship with food" is a saying that has been printed on GIFs. "Hannah is now listed as in a relationship with food" was cited on Twitter on March 10, 2009.…
“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act”
"In a time/state of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act" is a statement often attributed to author George Orwell (1903-1950). The saying doesn't appear in his…
“In a world full of twat waffles, be French toast”
"In a world full of twat waffles, be French toast" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "in a world full of twat waffles be a french toast.…
“In a world of propaganda, the truth is always a conspiracy”
"In a world of propaganda, the truth is always a conspiracy" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "In a world of propaganda, the truth is always a conspiracy.…
“In a world where you can be anything, be kind”
"In a world where you can be anything, be kind" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In a world where you can be anything, be yourself" is another saying that has…
“In a world where you can be anything, be yourself”
"In a world where you can be anything, be kind" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In a world where you can be anything, be yourself" is another saying that has…
“In a world where you can be anything, don’t be a cunt”
"Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a cunt today" and "Don't be a cunt" are sayings that have been printed on many images. X/Twitter Kelsey @queenoftherad "Try not to be…
“In a zombie apocalypse, vegans will be the first to be eaten because they’re organic”
Will vegans be eaten first in a zombie apocalypse? "I hope vegans are the first to be eaten when the zombie apocalypse happens" was posted on Twitter by Gus Fring on January 4, 2013.…
“In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while sober, too”
"In alcohol's/beer's/tequila's defense, I've done some pretty dumb stuff while sober, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I've…
“In America, dogs are k-9s. But in China, dogs are e-10”
A dog joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on September 7, 2017: "In America, dogs are k-9s. But in China, dogs are e-10." The "E10"/"eaten" pun quickly became popular.…
“In America, they call it lobbying. Everywhere else in the world, they call it bribery & corruption”
"In America, they call it lobbying. Everywhere else in the world, they call it bribery & corruption" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people have argued that…
“In America, you can always find a party. In Russia, the party always finds you”
Soviet-born American comedian Yakov Smirnoff told a popular "Russian reversal" joke about the Soviet Union: In America, you can always find a party. In (Soviet) Russia, Party always finds…
“In an abusive relationship with the cost of living”
"In an abusive relationship with the cost of living" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "In an abusive relationship with the cost of living" (shown on an…
“In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people”
The President of the United States should be one of the best people in the world, but that powerful position is often occupied by one of the worst. "God" (@TheTweetOfGod) made two jokes…
“In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people”
The President of the United States should be one of the best people in the world, but that powerful position is often occupied by one of the worst. "God" (@TheTweetOfGod) made two jokes…