“If you can’t stand behind our troops, stand in front of them”
"If you can't/don't stand behind our troops, (feel free to) stand in front of them" is a patriotic saying that has been put on gift items such as bumper stickers and T-shirts.…
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“If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikiquote: Harry S. TrumanHarry S. Truman (May 8, 1884 – December 26, 1972) was the thirty-third President of the United States (1945–1953); as vice president, he…
“If you can’t stand watching it be produced, you shouldn’t be eating it”
"If you can't stand watching it be/being produced, you shouldn't be eating it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people can't stand watching how animal…
“If you can’t stand watching it being produced. you shouldn’t be eating it”
"If you can't stand watching it be/being produced, you shouldn't be eating it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people can't stand watching how animal…
“If you can’t take their money…and vote against them, you don’t belong in the legislature”
"If you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in the Legislature" is a quote by Molly Ivins…
“If you can’t take their money…and vote against them, you don’t belong in the legislature”
"If you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in the Legislature" is a quote by Molly Ivins…
“If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!”
"If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. New York-born comedian Demetri Martin said on the comedy…
“If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno, then you shouldn’t be allowed to vote”
DiGiorno brand frozen pizza advertises, "It's not delivery. It's DiGiorno." Many people, however, believe that no one should be confused between delivery and DiGiorno. "If…
“If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno, there’s a good chance you’ve been fooled by a tranny once or twice too”
DiGiorno brand frozen pizza advertises, "It's not delivery. It's DiGiorno." Many people, however, believe that no one should be confused between delivery and DiGiorno. "If…
“If you can’t trust people to govern themselves, how can you trust them to govern others?”
"Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he then be trusted with the government of others?" was said by Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) at his…
“If you can’t trust people with freedom, how can you trust people with power?”
"If you can't trust people with freedom, how can you trust people with power?" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "If we can't trust people with…
“If you can’t win, make the fellow ahead of you break the record”
"If you can't win, make the fellow ahead of you break the record" is a popular adage in track and field. The saying means that if you can't win, you at least know that the…
“If you can’t drink for three, please leave your place for the professionals” (bar sign)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic closed many bars for an extended period. When the bars were allowed to open up again, many opened at limited capacity. A sign was displayed at a French bar:…
“If you can’t expose crime in the government, you don’t really have a government. You have a dictatorship…”
"If you can’t expose crime in the government, you don’t really have a government. You have a dictatorship that is dressed up like a government" is a saying that has been printed on…
“If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini, it ain’t worth fixing”
"If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini, it ain’t worth fixing" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "If you can't fix it with duct…
“If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling”
"Sign in the bowling alley: 'If you can't hear a pin drop there's something wrong with your bowling'" was printed in the Ord (NE) Quiz on March 13, 1958. "If you…
“If you can’t stop thinking about it, don’t stop working for it”
"If you can't stop thinking about it, don't stop working for it" isa motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. "If you can't stop thinking about it,…
“If you can’t tell by now that society is being programmed, you’ve been perfectly programmed”
"If you can’t tell by now that society is being programmed, then you’ve been perfectly programmed" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "IF YOU CAN’T TELL BY…
“If you cannot do great things. do small things in a great way” (“Small things with great love”)
"If I can not do great things, I can do small things in a great way" was credited in 1902 to American theologian James Freeman Clarke (1810-1888). It's not certain when Clarke said…
“If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He’s standing right behind you”
"If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He’s standing right behind you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the dog wants food, too. "If you…