“If you can’t trust people with freedom, how can you trust people with power?”
"If you can't trust people with freedom, how can you trust people with power?" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "If we can't trust people with…
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“If you can’t win, make the fellow ahead of you break the record”
"If you can't win, make the fellow ahead of you break the record" is a popular adage in track and field. The saying means that if you can't win, you at least know that the…
“If you can’t drink for three, please leave your place for the professionals” (bar sign)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic closed many bars for an extended period. When the bars were allowed to open up again, many opened at limited capacity. A sign was displayed at a French bar:…
“If you can’t expose crime in the government, you don’t really have a government. You have a dictatorship…”
"If you can’t expose crime in the government, you don’t really have a government. You have a dictatorship that is dressed up like a government" is a saying that has been printed on…
“If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini, it ain’t worth fixing”
"If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini, it ain’t worth fixing" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "If you can't fix it with duct…
“If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling”
"Sign in the bowling alley: 'If you can't hear a pin drop there's something wrong with your bowling'" was printed in the Ord (NE) Quiz on March 13, 1958. "If you…
“If you can’t stop thinking about it, don’t stop working for it”
"If you can't stop thinking about it, don't stop working for it" isa motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. "If you can't stop thinking about it,…
“If you can’t tell by now that society is being programmed, you’ve been perfectly programmed”
"If you can’t tell by now that society is being programmed, then you’ve been perfectly programmed" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "IF YOU CAN’T TELL BY…
“If you cannot do great things. do small things in a great way” (“Small things with great love”)
"If I can not do great things, I can do small things in a great way" was credited in 1902 to American theologian James Freeman Clarke (1810-1888). It's not certain when Clarke said…
“If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He’s standing right behind you”
"If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. He’s standing right behind you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the dog wants food, too. "If you…
“If you cannot question it, it’s not science. It’s propaganda”
Some people try to end an argument by simply stating, "It's science!" However, the science can be questioned. "If you cannot question it, it’s not science. It’s…
“If you cannot see the irony in having a gun ban enforced by men with guns…”
"If you cannot see the irony in having a gun ban enforced by men with guns, then you fail to understand why the Second Amendment was written in the first place" is a pro-gun saying that…
“If you care as much about church as you do about football, dump Gatorade on your pastor at the end of the sermon”
A winning coach or player in sports (especially football) often receives a "Gatorade shower." Some people believe that church should have similar enthusiasm. "It's that time of…
“If you carve a pumpkin in September, it’s called premature ejackolantern”
"If you carve a pumpkin in September, it’s called premature ejackolantern" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Premature ejackolantern" is a portmanteau…
“If you catch the coronavirus twice, is it called Dos Equis?”
A coronavirus has nothing to do with Corona beer, but a joke was posted on Twitter by Zach Walsh (and others) on March 4, 2020: "If you get corona virus twice is it called Dos Equis??"…
“If you chum, they will come” (fishing adage)
"If you build it (a baseball field), he (baseball star Shoeless Joe Jackson) will come" is a famous quotation from the baseball film Field of Dreams (1989). "If you chum, they will…
“If you combine wine and dinner, the new word is winner”
"Wine + dinner = winner" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Wine+dinner= Winner!" was posted on Twitter by Monica Brady on August 28, 2010. "And while…
“If you could beat me, I would know you” (chess saying)
A popular chess story involves chess champion José Raúl Capablanca (1888-1943). A player asked Capablanca to play a game, and Capablance was about to give him queen odds. "Hey! You…
“If you could just rehydrate those raisins, that would be grapes”
A boss saying "If you could be here around nine, that would be great" is a line from the American film comedy Office Space (1999) that became a much-parodied meme. "Yeah, if you…
“If you could reason with a Democrat, there would be no Democrats”
"If you could reason with a Democrat, there would be no Democrats" (also given as "If you could reason with Democrats, there would be no Democrats" and "If you could reason…