“I’ve got some racing geese for sale. Let me know if you want a quick gander”
"My friend Kenny has loads of racing geese for sale if anyone wants a quick gander" was posted on Twitter by trouteyes on August 11, 2017. The word "gander" can mean both…
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“I’ve had so much coffee today I can see noises”
"I've had so much coffee today I can see noises" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Had so much coffee already today I think I can see…
“I’ve just released my own fragrance. Nobody in the car seemed to like it”
"I’ve just released my own fragrance, Nobody in the bus/car/elevator/train seemed to like it" i a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker just let out…
“I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players. The servers are currently down”
Websites often have a problem with a “server,” providing the basis of tennis puns. "Made a website for depressed tennis players. Servers are currently down" was posted on Twitter on…
“I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players. The servers are currently down”
Websites often have a problem with a “server,” providing the basis of tennis puns. "Made a website for depressed tennis players. Servers are currently down" was posted on Twitter on…
“I’ve mixed I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter with butter & now I don’t know what to believe!”
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" is a substitute product for butter. "RT: @haydenblack: I put butter in my I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. Now I don't…
“I’ve never seen a Cybertruck parked at the library”
Many people do not like Tesla Cybertrucks, and make fun of the drivers and owners. This was posted on X/Twitter by law dog, esq. on March 7, 2026, and it received over 54,000 likes: "i’ve…
“I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself”
Many people do not like Tesla Cybertrucks, and make fun of the drivers and owners. "I never see a whole family driving in a cyber truck. It’s always one man all alone" was posted on…
“I’ve never seen a juice box, but I hear they pack a punch”
The expression "pack a punch" means that something has a powerful effect or impact. It usually doesn't mean to "pack a fruit punch drink," but there are jokes. "This…
“I’ve noticed that a lot of Americans use French words regularly. Such as hors d’oeuvres, and that’s just for starters”
"Hors d'oeuvres" is a French term for "appetizerrs" or "starters." "Have you noticed that everybody uses a lot of French words? For instance, take hors…
“I’ve recently switched from eating venison to eating pheasant. Absolute game changer”
A "game changer" means something that "changes the game." It does not mean a change of game meats, but there are jokes. "I'm working on a device for turning rabbit…
“I’ve robbed banks before…and they’re never getting their pens back”
"Robbing banks" usually means stealing money, but sometimes it means stealing pens. "I’ve robbed banks before...and they’re never getting their pens back" was posted on…
“I’ve spent 2 weeks hanging out with myself and i am so sorry to every person i spent time with”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many people staying at home. This was posted on Twitter by trish on April 1, 2020: "i’ve spent 2 weeks hanging out with myself and i am so…
“I’ve started a band and called it ‘Books.’ So no one can judge us by our covers”
"You can't judge a book by its cover" -- meaning that outward appearance isn't everything -- is a popular proverb. The proverb has nothing to do with song covers, but there are…
“I’ve started telling about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s about raisin awareness”
"Raisin" sounds like "raising." "Sellers of dried grapes are always raisin awareness" is a joke that was posted on the website Pun of the Day in February 2000.…
“I’ve tasted unemployment and I’ve tasted the 9-5 life. I would recommend not being born”
"I've tasted unemployment and I've tasted 9-5. I recomment not being born" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The choices between not working at all and…
“Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer. Thereisnospacebar”
The space bar on a keyboard is not a bar that serves drinks, but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 28, 2020:…
“Ice cream fixes everything. It’s the duct tape of foods”
"Ice cream is like duct tape. It fixes everything" and "Ice cream is duct tape for the heart" are ice cream sayings that have been printed on many images. Duct tape fixes many…
“Ice cream is cheaper than therapy”
"Ice cream is cheaper than therapy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ice cream is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment" was posted on…
“Ice cream is duct tape for the heart”
"Ice cream is like duct tape. It fixes everything" and "Ice cream is duct tape for the heart" are ice cream sayings that have been printed on many images. Duct tape fixes many…