“I’m just working here until a good fast food job opens up”
"I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up" is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and bumper stickers. The saying has been…
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“I’m kind of like the total package that got really fucked up through shipping & handling”
"I'm kinda like the total package that got fucked up through/thru shipping and handling" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “@CynSityy: I'm kind of like…
“I’m kinda like the total package that got fucked up through shipping and handling”
"I'm kinda like the total package that got fucked up through/thru shipping and handling" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “@CynSityy: I'm kind of like…
“I’m launching a brass instrument sex fetish site soon. I call it HornPub”
Pornhub is a Canadian-owned internet pornography website. There is no HornPub, but there are jokes. "I'm launching a brass instrument sex fetish site soon. I call it HornPub" was…
“I’m leaving Facebook! But first I’m going to post that I’m leaving Facebook”
"I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group. Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone thinks about me leaving this group" is a jocular…
“I’m leaving office to spend more time with my family” (political scandal excuse)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google News Archive30 July 1976, Ottawa (Canada) Citizen, "Nobody beats Mel: How the Bad Boy of the appliance business became 'greatest promoter in the…
“I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group” (Facebook joke)
"I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group. Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone thinks about me leaving this group" is a jocular…
“I’m Leaving Twitter! But first I’m gonna TWEET about leaving Twitter!”
"I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group. Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone thinks about me leaving this group" is a jocular…
“I’m letting everyone know I’m heterosexual. So, feel free to praise me for my courage and incredible bravery”
"I'm letting everyone know I'm heterosexual. So, feel free to praise me for my courage and incredible bravery" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "JUST…
“I’m like an avocado, I’m the good kind of fat”
An avocado is said to contain “the good kind of fat.” The saying "I'm the good kind of fat" (with a picture of a avocado) has been printed on many images. "I'm like an…
“I’m like an avocado, the good kind of fat”
An avocado is said to contain “the good kind of fat.” The saying "I'm the good kind of fat" (with a picture of a avocado) has been printed on many images. "I'm like an…
“I’m like horse manure in a rodeo (i.e., everywhere)” (Liz Smith)
Liz Smith (1923-2017) a nationally syndicated gossip columnist. She's based in New York City, but she was born in Fort Worth, Texas and educated at the University of Texas (Austin). Every once…
“I’m looking for a coffee that pairs well with 3 hours of sleep”
Coffee helps many people stay awake (and perform work tasks) when they didn't get enough sleep. "I'm looking for a coffee that pairs well with 3 hours of sleep" was posted on…
“I’m looking for a girl who loves me for my money, but isn’t good at math”
"I need to find a woman who loves me for my money, but isn't very good at math" was said by American stand-up comedian Mike Birbiglia and printed in The Morning Call (Allentown, PA)…
“I’m looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee”
"I'm looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee" is a relationship joke that has been printed on many images. "Seeking Tall, Dark, Rich...cup of coffee…
“I’m looking for a woman who loves me for my money, but isn’t good at math”
"I need to find a woman who loves me for my money, but isn't very good at math" was said by American stand-up comedian Mike Birbiglia and printed in The Morning Call (Allentown, PA)…
“I’m looking for coffee that pairs well with three hours of sleep”
Coffee helps many people stay awake (and perform work tasks) when they didn't get enough sleep. "I'm looking for a coffee that pairs well with 3 hours of sleep" was posted on…
“I’m looking for someone who loves me for my money, but isn’t good at math”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterLeftoverCake.com@LeftoverCakeI need a chick who loves me for my money but ain't too good at math.9:24 PM · Jun 9, 2010·Twitter Web Client TwitterKarl A.…
“I’m majoring in pre-rich”
"I'm not broke/poor. I'm pre-rich" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "pre-rich" was entered in the Urban Dictionary on September 19, 2015.…
“I’m man enough to admit that when a place advertises ‘hand scooped ice cream’ I have no idea what the alternatives are”
Many restaurants and ice cream shops offer "hand-scooped" ice cream. This means hard ice cream that is scooped with someone's hand (using an ice cream scoop), as opposed to soft ice…