“I’m nice, but I’m not ‘let more than one person merge in front of me’ nice”
"I'm nice, but I'm not 'let more than one car merge (in front of me)' nice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many drivers are "nice"…
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“I’m no good at hunting mushrooms, but I can provide morel support”
"Morel" sounds like "moral" and has been the subject of many puns. "Mushroom hunters are great for morel support" was posted on Twitter on August 30, 2012.…
“I’m no longer accepting the things I cannot change. I’m changing the things I cannot accept”
The Serenity Prayer is: "God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference." "If I'm not…
“I’m no scientist, but has anyone tried killing the rona with the bowling alley shoe spray yet?”
Many people wanted to know during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic: just how effective is bowling alley shoe spray? "Have we tried fighting the corona with bowling alley shoe spray" was…
“I’m not a big fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks”
"I'm not a big fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The joke originated on the website Pun of the Day on June 13,…
“I’m not a competitive person… I’ll be the first to admit it”
"I'm not a competitive person... I'll be the first to admit it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm not a competitive person.... I'll…
“I’m not a conspiracy theorist. I’m a ‘things aren’t adding up and it’s pretty obvious’ theorist”
Many "conspiracy theories" played out as truth in 2020 and 2021, during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm a 'things aren't…
“I’m not a conspiracy theorist. You’re a fucking idiot”
"I'm not a conspiracy theorist... You're a fucking idiot" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Totally clear. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, you're…
“I’m not a genius. I’m just a tremendous bundle of experience”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikiquote: Buckminster FullerRichard Buckminster "Bucky" Fuller (/ˈfʊlər/; July 12, 1895 – July 1, 1983) was an American architect, systems theorist,…
“I’m not a hot mess. I’m a spicy disaster”
"I'm not a hot mess. I'm a spicy disaster" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown and probably comes from an image. "I ain't a Hot…
“I’m not a member of any organized political party—I’m a Democrat”
"I'm not a member of any organized political party -- I'm a Democrat" is a famous political quotation attributed to humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935), although Rogers said it a…
“I’m not a morning person. I drink coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me”
"I'm not a morning person. I drink coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me" (or "I need coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying…
“I’m not a procrastinator. I just prefer doing all my work in a deadline-induced panic”
"I'm not a procrastinator. I just prefer doing all my work in a deadline-induced panic" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from the webcomic…
“I’m not a procrastinator. I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things”
"I'm not a procrastinator. I'm just extremely productive at unimportant things" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images and an ecard. "I'm not a…
“I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are”
"I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are" is a jocular line about vegetarians that has been printed on many images. The line was posted on the newsgroup alt.quotations on…
“I’m not a wine snob. I’m just an awesommelier” (awesome + sommelier)
"Awesommelier" (awesome + sommelier) is a popular wine portmanteau word. "People of Quality (hand-picked by me, your Awesommelier)" was posted on Twitter by Claire M. Jackson…
“I’m not a wino, I’m a ‘why-yes’”
"I'm not a wiNO. I'm a wineYES!" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm Not A Wino, I'm A 'Why-Yes'" by Walter Lolich…
“I’m not a wiNO. I’m a wineYES!”
"I'm not a wiNO. I'm a wineYES!" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm Not A Wino, I'm A 'Why-Yes'" by Walter Lolich…
“I’m not above calling in sick from the parking lot”
People call in sick -- but from the parking lot of the job? "I'm not above calling in sick from the parking lot" is a work saying that been printed on several images. "I feel…
“I’m not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking” (Cinco de Mayo joke)
"I'm not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking" is a Cinco de Mayo joke that has been printed on an ecard. The ecard has been in print since at least May 3,…