"How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don't. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat. It's not just you" is a jocular saying about social media that has been printed on…
"How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don't. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat. It's not just you" is a jocular saying about social media that has been printed on…
"How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don't. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat. It's not just you" is a jocular saying about social media that has been printed on…
"How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don't. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat. It's not just you" is a jocular saying about social media that has been printed on…
A hamburger riddle is: Q: How was the hamburger murdered? A: First it was "rolled," then smothered in onions. The joke was printed in the book 101 Hamburger Jokes: Meaty Jokes to be…
Bumper stickers on many trucks state "How's My Driving?" and then give a phone number for other motorists to call and report poor drivers. "How's my driving" bumper…
"How's my running? Call 1-800-EAT-DUST" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts (on the back) and bumper stickers. "How's my…
"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, you've been a wonderful audience. I'll be here all week. Try the veal. And don't forget to tip your servers" is a classic line that a…
The shofar (ram's horn) is sounded on Rosh Hashanah (the start of the Jewish New Year) and on Yom Kippur (the end of the Jewish New Year). "Shofar" sounds like "so far,"…
"How's the weather up there?" is a jocular line said to a very tall person. "How's the weather up there?" has been cited in print since at least 1886 -- when a…
"Rabbit food" is a derogatory nickname that meat eaters sometimes give to the greens eaten by vegans/vegetarians. "How's your rabbit food?" they might ask. "How's…
"How am I driving? How does an engine even work? How can a loving God cause such agony” (or "How’s my driving? How does an engine even work? Why would a loving God cause such…
Someone with a slow work day and who is counting the hours might say that it is "only 2 p.m.," but someone with a busy work day might say that it is "already 2 p.m." A popular…
"However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results" is frequently credited to Winston Churchill (1874-1965), but he never said it. The saying first appears from…
"The wife and I exchanged Valentine's Day cards at the store. Then we put them back on the rack...DONE!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying -- in…
A huckleberry is a plant in the family Ericaceae. Adverntures of Huckleberry Finn (1885) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) are novels by Mark Twain (1835-1910). There is no…
"Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car" is a safety slogan that has been printed on many images. The message is somewhat politically incorrect because the second part (about…
"Huge financial burden on board" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. The bumper sticker is a joke on the "Baby On Board" bumper stickers.…
If cow's milk is for baby cows and human milk is for human babies, is almond milk for baby almonds? "almond milk? isnt that for baby almonds ;)" was posted on Twitter by Saint…
"Human rights: Know them, demand them, defend them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Human Rights: Know Them, Demand Them, Defend Them: Selected from United Nations…