“How to cook crack and clean a crab. Step one: Use commas”
"How to cook crack and clean a crab. Step one: Use commas" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. "'how to cook crack and clean a crab' is the best example…
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“How to do math: 1. Write down the problem 2. Cry”
"How to do math: 1. Write down the problem 2. Cry" is a saying that has been shown on many images. Twitterđź’@convomfsAutomatedđź’ how to do math:1. write the problem2. cry.12:37 AM ·…
“How to dress for cold weather: 1. take your pants off 2. get back into bed”
"How to dress for cold weather: 1. take your pants off 2. get back into bed" is a jocular winter saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at…
“How to eat Peeps: Throw them in the trash”
"The best way to eat Peeps is to throw them in the trash" (also "How to eat Peeps: Throw them in the trash") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "best way to…
“How to enjoy pumpkin beer. Step 1: Throw it in the trash”
"How to enjoy pumpkin beer. Step 1: Throw it in the trash" is a jocular saying that has been shown on an image. The image was posted on Imgur on August 26, 2015. ImgurWith Fall beer…
“How to fall down stairs” (a step-by-step guide)
"spoken-not-written: how to fall down the stairs: a step by step guide by me. http://tmblr.co/Z26_txpZCtlO" was posted on Twitter on July 13, 2013. When people fall down the stairs, they…
“How to make a small fortune on Wall Street” (start with a large one)
Question: How do you make a small fortune on Wall Street?Answer; Start with a large one! This old joke is of unknown origin, but it dates at least to the 1950s. While it's been used to refer…
“How to make holy water—boil the hell out of it”
An old joke is still told about how to make holy water: Q: How do you make holy water?A: You boil the hell out of it! The joke has been cited in print since at least 1942. It's not known who…
“How to say I hate you in a nice way? ‘You are the Monday of my life’”
Many people hate Mondays. "How to say I hate you in a nice way? 'You are the Monday of my life'" and "Don't tell anyone 'I hate you' directly. Say 'You…
“How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom”
"How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom" -- implying that people fall asleep in class -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I wish that I…
“How to start an argument online: 1. Express an opinion. 2. Wait”
"How to start an argument online: 1. Express an opinion. 2. Wait" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The meme was started in 2011, by sources that do not appear to…
“How to start an argument online: 1. Say something. 2. That’s about it”
"How to start an argument online: 1. Express an opinion. 2. Wait" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The meme was started in 2011, by sources that do not appear to…
“How to stop eating during quarantine: Put on your swimsuit instead of your pajamas”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines, and many people stayed at home and ate a lot. "How to STOP EATING during Quarantine!!! Put on your swimsuit instead of your Pajamas.…
“How to tell if an orange likes to party?”/“Just Invitamin-C.”
"How to tell if an orange likes to party. Just Invitamin-C" (invite 'em 'n' see) was posted on Reddit on May 29, 2016. The joke quickly became popular. redditHow to tell if…
“How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some headphones in your pocket 2) wait one minute”
Headphones often become tangled. A joke was posted on Twitter by "sweaty five dollars‏" on April 7, 2013: "How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some headphones in your pocket…
“How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don’t. We are all depressed, broke and fat… not just you”
"How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don't. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat. It's not just you" is a jocular saying about social media that has been printed on…
“How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don’t. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat”
"How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don't. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat. It's not just you" is a jocular saying about social media that has been printed on…
“How to vent on social media. Step 1: Don’t. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat”
"How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don't. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat. It's not just you" is a jocular saying about social media that has been printed on…
“How to vent on Twitter. Step 1: Don’t. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat”
"How to vent on Facebook. Step 1: Don't. We are all either depressed, divorced, broke or fat. It's not just you" is a jocular saying about social media that has been printed on…
“How was the hamburger murdered?”/“First it was ‘rolled,’ then smothered in onions.”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: How was the hamburger murdered? A: First it was "rolled," then smothered in onions. The joke was printed in the book 101 Hamburger Jokes: Meaty Jokes to be…