“Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous” (aviation joke)
"Flying is not dangerous, crashing is dangerous" is a jocular aviation saying of unknown authorship. "Flying is not dangerous, crashing is dangerous" has been cited in print…
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“Fog in Channel; Continent Cut Off” (UK newspaper headline joke)
"Fog in Channel; Continent Isolated" (or "Fog in Channel; Continent Cut Off" is a classic British newspaper headline that is probably apocryphal. The European continent is…
“Fog in Channel; Continent Isolated” (UK newspaper headline joke)
"Fog in Channel; Continent Isolated" (or "Fog in Channel; Continent Cut Off" is a classic British newspaper headline that is probably apocryphal. The European continent is…
“Foible. In England, it’s a minor eccentricity in character. In New York, it’s what a cat pukes”
A joke on the New York City accent was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic (and others) on January 11, 2015: "Foible. In England, it's a minor weakness or eccentricity in someone's…
“Folks are mad at exactly one half of the ruling class and insist the other half will save us”
Many people are sick of the "good cop/bad cop" government game of Democrats and Republicans. "I'm really fucking sick of folks who are mad at exactly one half of the ruling…
“Folks crying about a $3 gallon of gas while in line for $5 cup of coffee”
"Folks crying about a $3 gallon of gas while in line for $5 cup of coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Folks crying about a $4 gallon of gas while in line for…
“Folks crying about a $4 gallon of gas while in line for $6 cup of coffee”
"Folks crying about a $3 gallon of gas while in line for $5 cup of coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Folks crying about a $4 gallon of gas while in line for…
“Folks spend their health to acquire wealth and later spend their wealth to regain their health”
"Health is wealth is an old proverb, and a version of it is "Folks spend their health to acquire wealth and later spend their wealth to regain their health." "Janesville people…
“Follow me to freshness” (H-E-B food truck slogan)
H-E-B is a large supermarket chain in Texas and northern Mexico. H-E-B food trucks can be seen on the major highways (such as I-35), with the slogan "Follow me to freshness" on the back.…
“Follow the bunny. He has the chocolate”
"Follow the bunny. He has the chocolate" --a pun on "follow the money" -- is an Easter saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Country…
“Follow the money”
"Follow the money" is a line popularized by the film All the President's Men (1976), about the Watergate scandal. Deep Throat (Mark Felt, it was later revealed) tells Washington Post…
“Follow the science by following the silenced”
"Follow the science" became a popular catchphrase during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, many scientists who disagreed with Big Pharma and the government were silenced…
“Follow the silenced”
"Follow the science" became a popular catchphrase during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, many scientists who disagreed with Big Pharma and the government were silenced…
“Follow your heart, but take a coffee with you”
"Follow your heart, but take (a) coffee with you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Follow your heart (but take some coffee with you)" was posted on…
“Follow your heart, but take coffee with you”
"Follow your heart, but take (a) coffee with you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Follow your heart (but take some coffee with you)" was posted on…
“Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend”
"Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend" is a line by the character Howard Stark to the character Steve Rogers (Captain America) in the film Captain America: The First Avenger (2011).…
“Fondue is just French queso”
Fondue (a French/Swiss dish) is often compared to chile con queso. "Fondue is basically the Swiss version of queso but you add a lot of alcohol to the cheese, which makes it as amazing as it…
“Fondue is just Swiss queso”
Fondue (a French/Swiss dish) is often compared to chile con queso. "Fondue is basically the Swiss version of queso but you add a lot of alcohol to the cheese, which makes it as amazing as it…
“Food before one is just for fun”
"Food before one is just for fun" is a parenting saying that has been printed on many images. This theory holds that a baby can't be expected to eat solid food before age one; the…
“Food courts imply the existence of food jails”
Food courts are not like courts of law, or a king's court, but there are jokes. "I feel food courts should have food lawyers and food judges" was posted on Twitter by aravind murali…