"Fitness level. Pulled a muscle zipping up my gym…

“I just pulled a muscle tearing up my gym membership card” is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Uncle Duke on May 3, 2018. It was reposted by Uncle Duke on Bluesky on August 1, 2025.

“Fitness level. Pulled a muscle zipping up my gym bag” was posted on Facebook by Aunty Acid on March 14, 2025.

X/Twitter
Uncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
I just pulled a muscle tearing up my gym membership card.
9:08 PM · May 3, 2018

X/Twitter
Mark Scullion
@mscullion
I just pulled a muscle tearing up my gym membership card.
8:26 AM · May 8, 2018

X/Twitter
Colonel AD, SM🇮🇳
@simply_mixed_up
I just pulled a muscle tearing up my gym membership card.
1:08 AM · May 4, 2019

Facebook
Aunty Acid
March 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM ·
Fitness level. Pulled a muscle zipping up my gym bag.

Threads
cariline
2025-3-15
Fitness level. Pulled a muscle zipping up my gym bag.😁

Bluesky
Uncle Duke
‪@uncleduke1969.bsky.social‬
I just pulled a muscle tearing up my gym membership card.
August 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM