“Don’t resist chances. Take them like vitamins”
"Don’t resist chances. Take them like vitamins" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying -- the start of a longer paragraph -- was a Nike advertisement…
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“Don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again”
Many gamers have unfinished video games, and they don't like to talk about it. "Don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again" was posted on Tumblr by pojkflata on…
“Don’t throw a fit if your beach volleyball team is defeated. Nobody likes a shore loser”
A beach volleyball joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 3, 2024: "Don’t throw a fit if your beach volleyball team is defeated. Nobody likes a shore loser." The expression…
“Don’t wait to buy real estate. Buy real estate and wait”
"Don’t wait to buy real estate. Buy real estate and wait" is a popular real estate saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that real estate is a very good…
“Don’t want the neighbors thinking I’m rich… so I turned a few lights off”
"Don’t want the neighbours thinking I’m rich.. so I turned a few lights off.. #tuesdaytitters" was posted on Twitter by Paul Kelly on October 18, 2022. Electric bills shot up in price…
“Donald Trump walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." "[X] walks into a bar...and lowers it" is a popular form of the joke, where…
“Done is better than perfect”
"Done is better than perfect" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popular at Facebook and is often credited to Facebook executive Sheryl Sandberg.…
“Done like a dinner”
To be "done like a dinner" is to be finished and utterly defeated. "We did him then, and I'm glad he's done now: such a man as that ought to be done like a dinner" was…
“Done with dating sites. I’m now focusing on pizza delivery guys because at least I know they have a job, a car, and pizza”
A joke about dating was posted on X/Twitter by 〰 Just Linda 〰 on April 9, 2017, and this received over 2,000 likes: "Done with dating sites. I'm now focusing on pizza delivery guys…
“Donut implies the existence of don’tnut”
"Donuts" are not "do nuts," but some people think there should be "donotnuts" or "don'tnuts" (for "do not nuts" or "don't…
“Donut implies the existence of donotnut”
"Donuts" are not "do nuts," but some people think there should be "donotnuts" or "don'tnuts" (for "do not nuts" or "don't…
“Donut or donotnut. There is no trynut”
"Donuts" are not "do nuts," but some people think there should be "donotnuts" or "don'tnuts" (for "do not nuts" or "don't…
“Donut worry, be happy” (“Doughnut worry, be happy”)
"Donut worry, be happy" -- a pun on "don't worry, be happy" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Donut worry. Be happy" was posted on the…
“Donuts are healthier than crystal meth”
"Bacon is healthier than crystal meth," "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth," "Pizza is healthier than crystal meth" and "Tacos are healthier than crystal…
“Donuts are just dessert bagels”
Donuts/Doughnuts have been compared to bagels. "doughnuts = dessert bagels" was posted on Twitter by Stu Ruston on January 3, 2021. "'donuts are dessert bagels'-…
“Donuts before bronuts”
"Donuts before bronuts" is a jocular donut saying that has been printed on many images. Donuts are preferred over men ("bronuts"). “@ReidLeighton: Donuts before bronuts.…
“DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn’t work”
An operating system joke was posted on the newsgroup de.comm.infosystems.www.servers by Nikolaus Rath on March 5, 2001: "Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer…
“Dosas are just a vehicle for chutney”
Dosa (a thin pancake or crepe) is often eaten with chutney. Many Indian foods have been called a "vehicle for chutney." "What is a dosa, if not a vehicle for tamarind chutney?"…
“Double chocolate cookies are brownies”
Double chocolate cookies have been compared to brownies. "I guess these double chocolate chunk cookies are going to end up as a brownie???" was posted on Twitter by french fry on January…
“Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will”
"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying was on the Truth Is Crying blog on August 18, 2008: "Have…