“Don’t let others ruin your day. It’s your day. Ruin it yourself”
"Don't/Never let anyone (else) ruin your day. It's your day. Ruin it yourself" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "don't let idiots ruin your day, you…
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“Don’t let the bastards grind you down” (Illegitimi non carborundum)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Illegitimi non carborundum Illegitimi non carborundum is a mock-Latin aphorism jokingly taken to mean "don't let the bastards grind you down".…
“Don’t let the government take away your favorite side dish. They’re trying to disenfrenchfries you”
"Disenfranchise" -- meaning "to deprive someone of a franchise, generally their right to vote" -- has nothing to do with french fries, but there are jokes. "I had to break…
“Don’t let the same snake bite you twice”
"Don't/Never let the same snake bite you twice" is a proverbial saying that has been printed on many images. It's similar to the saying, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool…
“Don’t let the tax tail wag the investment dog” (Wall Street adage)
"Don't let the tax tail wag the investment dog" (sometimes given as simply "dog" or "profit dog" or "savings dog"or "economic dog") means that…
“Don’t let the weekend be your weak end”
"Don't let the weekend become your weak end" (or "Don't let the weekend be your weak end") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying could refer to…
“Don’t let the weekend become your weak end”
"Don't let the weekend become your weak end" (or "Don't let the weekend be your weak end") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying could refer to…
“Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today”
"Don't/Never let yesterday take/use up too much of today" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't let yesterday use up too much of today" was included…
“Don’t let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass”
"Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass" is a popular Texas colloquial phrase. “Don't let your alligator mouth overload your mosquito asshole, hoss"…
“Don’t let your fear decide your future”
"Don't/Never let your fear(s) decide your future" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. “Dont let your fear decide your future“ was posted on Twitter by…
“Don’t let your fears decide your future”
"Don't/Never let your fear(s) decide your future" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. “Dont let your fear decide your future“ was posted on Twitter by…
“Don’t let your food get cold watching someone else’s plate”
"Don't let your food get cold watching someone else's plate" (or "Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on someone else's plate") is a…
“Don’t let your food get cold while staring at someone else’s plate”
"Don't let your food get cold watching someone else's plate" (or "Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on someone else's plate") is a…
“Don’t let your food get cold worrying about what’s on my plate”
"Don't let your food get cold watching someone else's plate" (or "Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on someone else's plate") is a…
“Don’t let your food get cold worrying about what’s on someone else’s plate”
"Don't let your food get cold watching someone else's plate" (or "Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on someone else's plate") is a…
“Don’t let your meat loaf!” (slang)
"Don't let your meat loaf!" (or "Don't let your meatloaf!") is an expression with a pun on "loaf" as a verb. It means don't "loaf" -- stay…
“Don’t let your meatloaf!” (slang)
"Don't let your meat loaf!" (or "Don't let your meatloaf!") is an expression with a pun on "loaf" as a verb. It means don't "loaf" -- stay…
“Don’t let your mouth write checks your body can’t cash”
"Don't let your mouth write a check (or "checks") your body (or "ass") can't cash" has been used in black English since at least the 1960s. Comedian Flip…
“Don’t let your printer know you’re in a hurry. They smell fear”
"Don't let your printer know you're in a hurry. They smell fear" (or "Never hint to a printer that you're in a rush. Those bastards smell fear") is a jocular…
“Don’t like that ciabatta bread was invented in 1982. That’s too late for them to be inventing new types of bread”
Bread is an ancient food, and many people are surprised to learn that ciabatta bread was invented in 1982. This was posted on X/Twitter by DΔΠTE on April 23, 2024, and it received over 56,000…