“Dog is man’s best friend until you need a ride to the airport”
A dog has often been called "man's best friend." However, a dog cannot do many things that a best friend usually does, and there are jokes. "Yeah but will it pick you up at the…
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“Dog is such a small word for something that takes up so much room in your heart”
"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It's usually credited to English writer A/ A/ Milne (1882-1956),…
“Dog is such a very small word for something that takes up so much room in your heart”
"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It's usually credited to English writer A/ A/ Milne (1882-1956),…
“Dog lovers don’t eat dogs. Cat lovers don’t eat cats. Animal lovers don’t eat animals”
"Animal lovers don't eat animals" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "If animal lovers don't eat animals, should plant lovers not eat plants??! I am…
“Dog obedience schools have grades K - 9”
"K-9" can mean "canine" (a dog). "K-9" can also mean "kindergarten-9th grade." "My dog training school teaches grades K-9" was posted on Twitter by…
“Dogs are my favorite morning people”
"Dogs are my favorite morning people…" was posted on X/Twitter by Boyd's Backyard™ on December 27, 2015, and this received over 1,800 likes. Dogs often wake up their owners in…
“Dogs aren’t allowed in bars because they can’t control their licker”
"Liquor" shouldn't be confused with "licker," but there are jokes. "Q. Why don't they allow dogs in bars? A. Because most of them can't hold their licker!…
“Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is”
"Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker (who probably has marijuana in…
“Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but catscan”
"Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan" is a joke that has been printed on many images. A "computed tomography scan" is also known as a "CT scan" or…
“Dogs do not believe in Daylight Savings Time”
"Dogs do not believe in Daylight Savings Time" (or "Cats don't believe in Daylight Savings Time") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pets want to be fed at…
“Dogs have masters, cats have staff”
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff" (or "Dogs have masters, cats have staff") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Dogs have masters, cats have staff"…
“Dogs have no idea how wonderful they are. They just wander around making the world a better place”
"Dogs have no idea how wonderful they are. They just wander around making the world a better place" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The dog saying (shown on an image)…
“Dogs have owners, cats have staff”
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff" (or "Dogs have masters, cats have staff") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Dogs have masters, cats have staff"…
“Dogs might be ‘man’s best friend,’ but a cat will never tell the police where your drugs are”
"Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker (who probably has marijuana in…
“Dogs prepare you for babies. Cats prepare you for teenagers”
"Dogs prepare you for babies. Cats prepare you for teenagers" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Teenagers (and cats) can understand better than babies (and dogs), but…
“Dogs run and they live 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live 150 years. Lesson learned”
"Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned" is a jocular anti-exercise saying that has…
“Dogs welcome inside. Please tie children to post out front” (sign)
"Dogs welcome inside. Please tie children to post out front" is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. The sign means that the establishment is dog-friendly. The part about…
“Dogs, coffee, music”
"Life is better with dogs, coffee & music" (or "Life is better with music, dogs & coffee") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Music Dogs…
“Dogs: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…
“Dogs: Life’s apology for every crummy day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…