“Dear unfollowers, Take me with you”
A joke has it that maybe the unfollowers on social media have the right idea. "Unfollowers whered you go take me with youuuu! š" was posted on X/Twitter by emily on April 2, 2013.ā¦
Alphebetical for "d"
“Dear Weather, stop showing off. We get it. You’re hot”
"Dear Summer/Weather, stop showing off. We get it. You're hot" is a summer weather saying that has been printed on many images. "Alright, summer. We get it. You're hot.ā¦
“Dear Weatherman, When I said I’d like to see 105 again, I meant my weight”
"Dear Weatherman, When I said I wanted to see 105 again/someday, I meant my weight" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images "Dear Weatherman: When I said I'dā¦
“Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office—I will track you down. You have my Word”
"Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office -- I will track you down. You have my Word" is a Microsoft Office-Word pun that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted onā¦
“Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office—I will track you down. You have my Word”
"Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office -- I will track you down. You have my Word" is a Microsoft Office-Word pun that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted onā¦
“Death before decaf”
"Death before decaf" is a popular saying that has been printed on many images. "Death before decaf" has been cited in print since at least 1991, when it was written on a drinkerā¦
“Death begins in the colon”
"Death begins in the colon" has been credited to the Greek physician Hippocrates of Cos (ca. 460 BC ā ca. 370 BC) and to Nobel prize-winning Russian biologist Elie Metchnikoffā¦
“Death eating a cracker”
To look or to feel like "death eating a cracker" is not to look or to feel well at all. Death always looks like death, despite eating a cracker, a cookie, a sandwich, or anything else.ā¦
“Death on toast”
To look or to feel like "death on toast" is not to look or to feel well at all. The expression "like death on toast" means the same as "like death warmed over"ā¦
“Death rides with the drinking driver”
"Death rides with the drinking driver" has been cited in print since 1935 and was one of the first slogans against drinking and driving. The slogan achieved popularity in the late 1930s,ā¦
“Decaf coffee is just dirty water”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water. "A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water" wasā¦
“Decaf coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle”
"Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle" -- that is, it's useless -- is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.ā¦
“Decaf coffee? Would you like some orange free orange juice with that?”
Many people believe that decaf coffee is not coffee. "Decaf coffee? Would you like some orange free orange juice with that?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Decafā¦
“Decaf coffee? You mean brown sadness water?”
"Decaf coffee? You mean brown sadness water?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'When someone offers me decaf, I just think, "Why are you trying to give meā¦
“Decaf is broken coffee”
"Decaf? You mean broken coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like decaf coffee. "RT @FlamingFapper DECAF is broken coffee" wasā¦
“Decaf is coffee minus its heart & soul”
Many people believe that decaf coffee is coffee in name only. "Decaf is coffee minus it's heart & soul" was posted on X/Twitter by Julz&Ā©ļøoffee on October 29, 2019.ā¦
“Decaf is faced backwards”
"Decaf is faced backwards" is an obvious and somewhat popular saying. "DECAF'-- backwards is --'FACED" was posted on the newsgroup talk.bizarre on March 27, 1992.ā¦
“Decaf only works if you throw it on people”
Many coffee drinkers despise decaf. "Decaf only works if you throw it on people (for amusement)" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was postedā¦
“Decaf? You mean broken coffee”
"Decaf? You mean broken coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like decaf coffee. "RT @FlamingFapper DECAF is broken coffee" wasā¦
“Decaffeinated coffee is just brown sadness water”
"Decaf coffee? You mean brown sadness water?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'When someone offers me decaf, I just think, "Why are you trying to give meā¦