“Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle”

“Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle”—that is, it’s useless—is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.
   
“John: I will have decaf mate. Me: having decaf is like going to a hooker for a cuddle. John: sometimes all I want us a cuddle” was posted on Twitter by Brad Gilbert on January 26, 2013. “Asking for decaf coffee is like going to a prostitute and asking for cuddles” was posted on Twitter by Vib on September 29, 2013. “Decaf coffee is like a hooker that only wants to cuddle” was posted on Twitter by GetaBikini.com (and many others) on October 30, 2013. “Decaf coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle!” was posted on Twitter by Brandon McDaniel on November 2, 2012.
     
“Decaffeinated Coffee is like a hooker that only wants to cuddle… #TrueCoffeeAddict” was posted on Twitter by Dre Jizzle on November 4, 2013. “Decaffeinated Coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle…” was posted on Twitter by The Delay Show Is Back On TV3 🐆🌙☀️ on November 4, 2013. “Decaffeinated coffee   is like a hooker who   only wants to cuddle. http://mancards.com/decaffeinated-coffee-is-like-a-hooker-who-only-wants-to-cuddle/” was posted on Twitter by SWFTW on November 7, 2013.
   
“Almond milk coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle” was posted on Twitter by Nick Adams (Alpha Male) on December 16, 2022.
         
         
Twitter
Brad Gilbert
@Bradley_gilbert
John: I will have decaf mate.
Me: having decaf is like going to a hooker for a cuddle.
John: sometimes all I want us a cuddle.
4:48 AM · Jan 26, 2013
 
Twitter
Vib
@vibhorpande
Asking for decaf coffee is like going to a prostitute and asking for cuddles.
10:46 PM · Sep 29, 2013
   
Twitter
GetaBikini.com
@GetaBikini
Decaf coffee is like a hooker that only wants to cuddle.
9:23 AM · Oct 30, 2013
   
Twitter
Nathan Chehrazi
@nathanchehrazi
Decaf coffee is like a hooker that only wants to cuddle.
9:38 AM · Oct 30, 2013
   
Twitter
The Entire Population of Canada
@ChefTannis
Decaf coffee is like a hooker that only wants to cuddle.
9:48 AM · Oct 30, 2013
   
Twitter
Cliff Rancor!!
@clifba
@ComedyCentralKE Decaf coffee is like a hooker that only wants to cuddle.
2:23 AM · Oct 31, 2013
 
Twitter
Brandon McDaniel
@mclovin31423
Decaf coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle!
2:04 PM · Nov 2, 2013
   
Twitter
Dre Jizzle
@AndreJr60
Decaffeinated Coffee is like a hooker that only wants to cuddle… #TrueCoffeeAddict
9:32 AM · Nov 4, 2013
   
Twitter
The Delay Show Is Back On TV3 🐆🌙☀️
@delayghana
Decaffeinated Coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle…
10:21 AM · Nov 4, 2013
   
Twitter
SWFTW
@swftw69
Decaffeinated coffee   is like a hooker who   only wants to cuddle. http://mancards.com/decaffeinated-coffee-is-like-a-hooker-who-only-wants-to-cuddle/
12:59 PM · Nov 7, 2013
   
Twitter
Samuel Dore
@Bursteardrum
“Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle” (via @JulietteLewis)
12:40 PM · Aug 19, 2014
 
Twitter
T0ÖN
@_toonsMENTAL
Replying to @MensHumor
“@MensHumor: Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.”😭😭
10:00 PM · Sep 4, 2014
 
Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
Decaffeinated #coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
9:33 AM · Sep 9, 2014
         
Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
#Decaf #coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
1:33 PM · Jan 21, 2015
 
Twitter   
CoffeeBrüe ☕️☕️☕️
@CoffeeBrue
New #Coffee Instagram by @michmaz67 Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.  #coffee #cafec…
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
10:24 AM · Apr 27, 2015
 
Twitter
Spoilers
@TweetedSpoilers
Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
6:31 PM · Oct 25, 2015
   
Twitter
RI Food Fights
@RIFoodFights
Decaffeinated COFFEE is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.
#rifoodfights
TAG your friends to let them know! b…
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
7:34 AM · Mar 8, 2016
 
Twitter 
Joe Connell
@JPConnell1
Decaffeinated #coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
5:27 PM · Jun 20, 2017 from Mount Pleasant, PA
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/danforth22 August 18, 2017
Drinking decaf coffee is like calling a prostitute and asking them to come over and cuddle with you
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/[deleted] September 14, 2017
Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker that only wants to cuddle.
     
Twitter
Enchantress Selena 🔮The Sensual Witch
@Selenaenchant
Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.~ ☕️ ✨
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
8:18 AM · Jan 11, 2022
 
Twitter
Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
@NickAdamsinUSA
Almond milk coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.
1:06 PM · Dec 16, 2022
 
Twitter
Katie Brandt
@KatieBr22129903
Replying to @DanteDaCunha @HeronOfAlexand1 and @meg_an_leigh
Decaf coffee is like a hooker that wants to cuddle. 🤣
8:51 PM · Dec 16, 2022