“Decaf coffee is just dirty water”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water. "A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water" was…
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“Decaf coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle”
"Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle" -- that is, it's useless -- is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…
“Decaf coffee? Would you like some orange free orange juice with that?”
Many people believe that decaf coffee is not coffee. "Decaf coffee? Would you like some orange free orange juice with that?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Decaf…
“Decaf coffee? You mean brown sadness water?”
"Decaf coffee? You mean brown sadness water?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'When someone offers me decaf, I just think, "Why are you trying to give me…
“Decaf is broken coffee”
"Decaf? You mean broken coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like decaf coffee. "RT @FlamingFapper DECAF is broken coffee" was…
“Decaf is faced backwards”
"Decaf is faced backwards" is an obvious and somewhat popular saying. "DECAF'-- backwards is --'FACED" was posted on the newsgroup talk.bizarre on March 27, 1992.…
“Decaf only works if you throw it on people”
Many coffee drinkers despise decaf. "Decaf only works if you throw it on people (for amusement)" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted…
“Decaf? You mean broken coffee”
"Decaf? You mean broken coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like decaf coffee. "RT @FlamingFapper DECAF is broken coffee" was…
“Decaffeinated coffee is just brown sadness water”
"Decaf coffee? You mean brown sadness water?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'When someone offers me decaf, I just think, "Why are you trying to give me…
“Decaffeinated coffee is just dirty water”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water. "A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water" was…
“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister”
"Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister" is a one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "'Decaffeinated coffee? Kinda like kissing your…
“Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle”
"Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle" -- that is, it's useless -- is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…
“Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend”
"Decaffeinated coffee (decaf) is the devil's blend" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee…
“December 25th feels more like a deadline than a holiday”
"Christmas is more of a deadline than a holiday" (or "Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday") is a saying that has been printed on many images. For people buying…
“Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it”
"Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been credited to American stand-up comedian and…
“Decided to give all my money to Charity last night. The other strippers were a bit miffed”
"Charity" is (or was) a popular stripper name. The Broadway musical Sweet Charity (1966) and its 1969 movie adaptation further popularized the "Charity" name. "I give to…
“Deciding whether to buy gold or silver is an either ore situation”
"I've been called a rare commodity. I wonder if that makes me silver or gold? I guess I could be either ore" is a gold and silver pun that was posted on the website Pun of the Day on…
“Decisions I need the government to make for me: [blank lines]”
Many people do not like government. A meme shows ""Decisions I need the government to make for me:," then a list of blank lines, then "I hope this clears things up."…
“Deck the halls with matzo balls”
"Deck the halls with matzo balls" is a parody on the "Deck the halls with boughs of holly" winter carol. The matzo ball joke has been printed on many images. "Deck them…
“Deep down…I just want to touch an electric fence and see if it really works”
"Deep down...I just want to touch an electric fence and see if it really works" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "I'm that kinda twat who…