“Dear Rioters. IRS Building. Please and thank you”
The George Floyd protests resulted in riots. Some people wished for a good target, such as the Internal Revenue Service Building. "BURN DOWN THE IRS BUILDING INSTEAD OF THE STORES" was…
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“Dear Santa, beware of dog kisses” (sign)
"Beware of dog" is a popular sign. "Beware of dog kisses" is a sign that has been printed on many images. The sign became popular in 2011 and 2012. "Beware of Dog Kisses by…
“Dear Santa, Cash”
Not everyone wants presents for Christmas -- many people just need money. "Dear Santa, Cash" (also "Dear Santa, You leave cash" and "Dear Santa, You can leave cash")…
“Dear Santa, I want money”
Not everyone wants presents for Christmas -- many people just need money. "Dear Santa, Cash" (also "Dear Santa, You leave cash" and "Dear Santa, You can leave cash")…
“Dear Santa, I was naughty and it was worth it. You fat judgemental bastard”
"Dear Santa, I was naughty and it was worth it. You fat judgmental bastard" is a jocular Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. Sometimes "Judgmental" is given…
“Dear Santa, I was naughty and it was worth it. You fat judgmental bastard”
"Dear Santa, I was naughty and it was worth it. You fat judgmental bastard" is a jocular Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. Sometimes "Judgmental" is given…
“Dear Santa, You can leave cash”
Not everyone wants presents for Christmas -- many people just need money. "Dear Santa, Cash" (also "Dear Santa, You leave cash" and "Dear Santa, You can leave cash")…
“Dear Santa, You leave cash”
Not everyone wants presents for Christmas -- many people just need money. "Dear Santa, Cash" (also "Dear Santa, You leave cash" and "Dear Santa, You can leave cash")…
“Dear Santa: All I want is my gross pay”
"Dear Santa: All I want is my gross pay" is a jocular Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular on December 16, 2020, but exact authorship is not…
“Dear Science, when I suck in my tummy, where does the fat go and why doesn’t it stay there?”
"Dear Science, when I suck in my tummy, where does the fat go and why doesn't it stay there?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "U know when u suck in…
“Dear social media: Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don’t like them”
"Dear Facebook! Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don't like them" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. "I WISH…
“Dear summer heat, if you’re gonna melt something off, start with my fat and leave the ice cream alone!”
"Dear summer heat, if you’re gonna melt something off, start with my fat and leave the ice cream alone!" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Khaye Grace Gould on July 1, 2024.…
“Dear summer heat, if you’re gonna melt something off, start with my fat and leave the ice cream cone alone!”
"Dear summer heat, if you’re gonna melt something off, start with my fat and leave the ice cream alone!" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Khaye Grace Gould on July 1, 2024.…
“Dear Summer, stop showing off. We get it. You’re hot”
"Dear Summer/Weather, stop showing off. We get it. You're hot" is a summer weather saying that has been printed on many images. "Alright, summer. We get it. You're hot.…
“Dear sun, we know u a real one. You don’t have to keep it 100 anymore”
The saying "keep it 100" means to be 100% honest and trustworthy. It does not mean to "keep it 100 degrees outside," but there are jokes. "Dear Sun, we know you a real ass…
“Dear Sun, we know you a real ass nigga, you aint gotta keep it 100 no mo…”
The saying "keep it 100" means to be 100% honest and trustworthy. It does not mean to "keep it 100 degrees outside," but there are jokes. "Dear Sun, we know you a real ass…
“Dear sun… We know you’re a real one… You don’t have to keep it 100 anymore!”
The saying "keep it 100" means to be 100% honest and trustworthy. It does not mean to "keep it 100 degrees outside," but there are jokes. "Dear Sun, we know you a real ass…
“Dear taco trucks, Please consider cruising the neighborhoods like ice cream trucks”
Should taco trucks cruise neighborhoods like ice cream trucks? "Dear taco trucks, Please drive around neighborhoodslike ice cream trucks do? Ditch the 'ice cream man' song. You can…
“Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter…”
"Dear Alcohol/Tequila/Vodka/Wine, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video. I think we need to talk" is a jocular…
“Dear Twitter: Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don’t like them”
"Dear Facebook! Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don't like them" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. "I WISH…