“At the start of this new year, I am leaving my past behind me. So if I owe you some money…”
"I've decided to leave my past behind. So if I owe you money, I'm sorry but I've moved on" is a jocular saying that has been TwitterCristian…
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“At the store there was a big X by the register for me to stand on…” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in social distancing. Many stores placed "X" markers on the ground for people to stand on, but it reminded many people of the Wile E. Coyote…
“At the stroke of midnight, Neil wept softly, cradling the sour cream as it expired”
Food doesn't suddenly go bad at the exact second of the printed expiration date, but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by blake on June 1, 2012: "At the stroke of midnight, Neil…
“At the supermarket, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode” (joke)
A popular supermarket barcode joke is: "So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, 'Are you two an item?'" Tesco is a supermarket chain…
“At the university, I made videos of urine at different resolutions. I even got a pee HD”
A "Ph.D" (doctorate degree) shouldn't be confused with "pee HD" (urine in high definition), but there are jokes. "At the university, I used to make videos of people…
“At this point, conspiracy theories might as well be called spoiler alerts”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic (including the measures of social distancing, face masks, lockdowns and vaccinations) was predicted by many "conspiracy theories," as some people once…
“At this point, either your blood is boiling or it is clotting”
"At this point, your blood is either boiling or clotting" (or "At this point, either your blood is boiling or it is clotting") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“At this point, I don’t know if coffee is a hobby or survival instinct”
"At this point, I don't know if coffee is a hobby or survival instinct" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "At this point, I don't know if coffee is a…
“At this point, I only trust people who have been canceled, banned, deleted or have been in fb jail”
"At this point, I only trust people who have been canceled, banned, deleted or have been in fb jail" is a Facebook saying that has been printed on many images. The implication is that…
“At this point, I would feel safer if coronavirus held a press conference…”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many government press conferences, but many people worried more about the government than about coronavirus. "At this point, I would feel safer…
“At this point, I’d feel safer if COVID-19 held a press conference…”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many government press conferences, but many people worried more about the government than about coronavirus. "At this point, I would feel safer…
“At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go”
"At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to the clown in It, a 1986 horror novel by…
“At this point, we’re just working for gas money to go to work”
High gas prices made many people feel that it didn't seem to pay to gas up the car to go to work -- to pay for gas. "We working for gas money to get back to work at this point" was…
“At this point, your blood is either boiling or clotting”
"At this point, your blood is either boiling or clotting" (or "At this point, either your blood is boiling or it is clotting") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“At what age do you think it’s appropriate to tell a highway it’s adopted?”
"Adopt-a-Highway" is a program where citizens and businesses can "adopt" a stretch of highway by helping to pay for its care. It's not like adopting a child, but there are…
“At what stage of home schooling do we send the school a letter asking for donations…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many schools being closed, and many students being homeschooled. "At what stage of home schooling do we send the school a letter asking for…
“At work, a coffee machine always gets fixed faster than a printer”
Many people can't work without coffee. "It's funny how a coffee machine problem generally gets fixed faster then an infrastructure problem" was posted on Twitter on May 16,…
“At work, when you don’t know what to do, just walk fast and look worried”
"When you don’t know what to do, just walk fast and look worried" is a work saying that has been printed on several images, including a Dilbert comic strip. Paul Dickson wrote in The…
“Ate a box of Thin Mints. Didn’t get thinner. I don’t think they work”
"Ate a box of Thin Mints. Didn't get thinner. I don't think they work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The popular "Thin Mints" Girl Scout…
“Ate my last piece of cheese yesterday. Today it’s raining. Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone”
"Ain't No Sunshine" (1971) is a song by Bill Withers (1938-2020). The lyric "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone" is joked as ""Ain't no sunshine…