“Are we there yet?”
"Are we there yet?": is a question that children, sitting in the back seat, ask to parents in the front seat during a family car trip. The question was popularized in an "Uncle…
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“Are we there, Yeti?”
"Are we there yet?" is the classic question that children sitting in the back seat of a car ask a parent (in the front seat, such as the driver) on a long road trip. "Are we there,…
“Are you a banana? Because I found you a peeling!”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- CleanjokesPosted by u/lucifernob August 3, 2020Are you banana?because I found you a peeling!COMMENTSFlameSharkerMaybe we could orange something for the weekend?
“Are you a cajun chef? Cause I wanna bayou dinner”
"Bayou" sounds like "buy you." "can i 'bayou' dinner?" was posted on Twitter by John Smallbearings on July 16, 2011. "I'd like to bayou dinner and…
“Are you a minimalist or are you just broke?”
A minimalist keeps things at a minimum. People who don't have money are "minimalist," but not by choice. "Are you a minimalist or just broke?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Are you a pie maker? Cause you make my banana cream.” (dirty joke)
"Are you a pie maker? Cause you make my banana cream" is the text on a Rotten eCard. It is not known how old the "banana cream" dirty joke is or who first said it. Soupy Sales…
“Are you a pole vaulter?”/“No. I am German but how did you know my name was Walter?”
A classic Summer Olympics joke has someone (such as a reporter) ask a participant in track and field: REPORTER: Are you a pole vaulter?ATHLETE: No, I'm German, but how did you know that my…
“Are you allowed to eat alphabet soup at a spelling bee?”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Are you allowed to go into Starbucks if you don’t have an Instagram account?”
Many people go to Starbucks (a coffeehouse) and post their order on Instagram -- as if anyone was interested. "are you even allowed to have an Instagram account if you don't post…
“Are you allowed to go to Starbucks if you don’t have an Instagram account?”
Many people go to Starbucks (a coffeehouse) and post their order on Instagram -- as if anyone was interested. "are you even allowed to have an Instagram account if you don't post…
“Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face” (pickup line)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. "Are you my face mask? because i want you on my face" was posted on Twitter by illmiora, the…
“Are you chewing gum?”/“Do I look like chewing gum to you?”
A chewing gum joke is: Teacher: Are you chewing gum?Student: Do I look like chewing gum to you? "Are you chewing gum? Do I look like chewing gum" was posted on Twitter by OLD ACCOUNT on…
“Are you coffee because I’ve bean thinking about you a latte”
"I've bean thinking about you a latte" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I've bean thinking about you a latte" was posted on Twitter by…
“Are you free tonight or will it cost me?” (pick-up line)
"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?" is a jocular example of a terrible pick-up line. "Are you free tonight?" is a pun on "Are you available tonight?" and…
“Are you from Harvard and can’t count, or from MIT and can’t read?” (supermarket checkout joke)
Many supermarkets have a checkout for "10 items or less" or "12 items or less." A person with more items who goes to that checkout either can't read or can't count --…
“Are you http? Because I’m :// without you”
"http://" and "https://" start many internet addresses. "HTTP" is Hypertext Transfer Protocol and "HTTPS" is "Hypertext Transfer Protocol Secure."…
“Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://”
"http://" and "https://" start many internet addresses. "HTTP" is Hypertext Transfer Protocol and "HTTPS" is "Hypertext Transfer Protocol Secure."…
“Are you https? Because I’m :// without you”
"http://" and "https://" start many internet addresses. "HTTP" is Hypertext Transfer Protocol and "HTTPS" is "Hypertext Transfer Protocol Secure."…
“Are you https? Because without you I’m just ://”
"http://" and "https://" start many internet addresses. "HTTP" is Hypertext Transfer Protocol and "HTTPS" is "Hypertext Transfer Protocol Secure."…
“Are you https? Cause I’m :/ without you”
"http://" and "https://" start many internet addresses. "HTTP" is Hypertext Transfer Protocol and "HTTPS" is "Hypertext Transfer Protocol Secure."…