“How do Communists tell time?”/“Ours.”
"Hours" sounds like "ours." "What is the Marxists BLM organization favorite way to measure time? Ours" was posted on Twitter by Charged Neutron $8 on August 2, 2020.…
“Every year on NYE I think ‘no way they can turn this number into glasses’ & every year I am wrong”
New Year's glasses are novelty eyeglasses in the numerical shape of the coming year. They are usually worn just at New Year's Eve parties. The glasses most properly fit for the years…
“Just so we’re clear, I have no problem with the LG HDTV Community”
"I have no problem with the LG HDTV Community" (or "Just so we're clear, I have no problem with the LG HDTV Community") has been posted on many images. "LG HDTV"…
“How do communists measure time?”/“Ours.”
"Hours" sounds like "ours." "What is the Marxists BLM organization favorite way to measure time? Ours" was posted on Twitter by Charged Neutron $8 on August 2, 2020.…
“I have no problem with the LG HDTV Community”
"I have no problem with the LG HDTV Community" (or "Just so we're clear, I have no problem with the LG HDTV Community") has been posted on many images. "LG HDTV"…
Theatre of the Absurd (Theater of the Absurd)
The term "Theatre of the Absurd" (also "Theater of the Absurd") comes from an essay with that title, by Martin Esslin (1918-2002), in The Tulane Drama Review (May 1960). Esslin…
“Almond Joy implies the existence of Almond Sadness”
Almond Joy is a candy bar manufactured by Hershey's. There are no other candy bars of almond emotions, but there are jokes. "Almond Joy implies the existence of Almond Sadness. Perhaps,…
“Almond Joy implies the existence of Almond Despair”
Almond Joy is a candy bar manufactured by Hershey's. There are no other candy bars of almond emotions, but there are jokes. "Almond Joy implies the existence of Almond Sadness. Perhaps,…
“Why don’t white people work on the fourth of July?”/“Because they firecrackers on that day!”
A July 4th riddle is: Q: Why don’t white people work on the fourth of July?A: Because they firecrackers on that day! "Crackers" is slang for "white people." The joke was…
“Where do you go to get help with a cheese addiction?”/“Briehab.”
"Briehab" (brie + rehab) is where someone might go who is addicted to cheese. Brie is a soft cow's-milk cheese. "Fake Word Of the Day: Briehab" was posted on Twitter by…
“It’s not red vs. blue. It’s the state vs. you”
"It's not red versus blue. It's the state versus you" (or "It's not red vs. blue. It's the state vs. you") is an anti-government saying. The saying means…
“A giraffe walks into a bar. Giraffes aren’t good at playing limbo” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A giraffe version is: "A giraffe walks into a bar. Giraffes aren’t good at playing…
Briehab (brie + rehab)
"Briehab" (brie + rehab) is where someone might go who is addicted to cheese. Brie is a soft cow's-milk cheese. "Fake Word Of the Day: Briehab" was posted on Twitter by…
“Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separately”
Cereal boxes often show the cereal in milk, but the milk is sold separately. "When you buy cereal, the milk is sold separately, but they’re always advertised together" was posted on…
“It isn’t black vs white. It isn’t left vs right. It isn’t red vs blue. It’s State vs you”
"It's not red versus blue. It's the state versus you" (or "It's not red vs. blue. It's the state vs. you") is an anti-government saying. The saying means…
“It’s not red versus blue. It’s the state versus you”
"It's not red versus blue. It's the state versus you" (or "It's not red vs. blue. It's the state vs. you") is an anti-government saying. The saying means…
“Butter is just lotion for toast”
Butter has been compared to lotion. "#FACT Butter is just lotion for Pancakes" was posted on Twitter by Mr. Dont Give A FUCK on May 4, 2011. "Butter is like lotion to pancakes…
“If you want to know how old you really feel, stop drinking coffee and taking ibuprofen…”
"If you want to know how old you really feel, stop drinking coffee and taking ibuprofen... and then wait" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "you want to know how…
“Butter is food lotion”
Butter has been compared to lotion. "#FACT Butter is just lotion for Pancakes" was posted on Twitter by Mr. Dont Give A FUCK on May 4, 2011. "Butter is like lotion to pancakes…
“Butter is just lotion for bread”
Butter has been compared to lotion. "#FACT Butter is just lotion for Pancakes" was posted on Twitter by Mr. Dont Give A FUCK on May 4, 2011. "Butter is like lotion to pancakes…