“You can’t spell ‘menu’ without (me n u) so wats up baby, you hungry?”
“Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u” is a "menu" joke and pickup line that has been cited in print since at least 1878. "ya know u cant spell menu without me-n-u" was…
“You can’t spell ‘menu’ without me n u so wassup baby, take me out to dinner”
“Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u” is a "menu" joke and pickup line that has been cited in print since at least 1878. "ya know u cant spell menu without me-n-u" was…
“Lemme take u out to eat cus u can’t spell ‘menu’ without me n u”
“Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u” is a "menu" joke and pickup line that has been cited in print since at least 1878. "ya know u cant spell menu without me-n-u" was…
“Money spent on experiences, discovering new places, and savoring good food isn’t money wasted, it’s money well lived”
"Money spent on experiences, discovering new places, and savoring good food isn't money wasted, it's money well lived" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“People use ‘ASAP’ because they can’t spell ‘immidateily’”
"ASAP" means "as soon as possible." This means "immediately," but who can spell that? "People only say ASAP because they can’t spell emedeeitly" was posted…
“People use ‘ASAP’ because they can’t spell ‘immediately’”
"ASAP" means "as soon as possible." This means "immediately," but who can spell that? "People only say ASAP because they can’t spell emedeeitly" was posted…
“Whenever I see an iPad at a cash register, I know that I’m about to tip for something I never had to tip for before”
Many people go to a drive-thru at a place like Starbucks and are confronted with an iPad, and the question of what amount they want to tip. This was posted on X/Twitter by Bobby C on April 1, 2022,…
“Adulting is realizing you have to hit at least 3 different stores to get all your groceries”
Most adults have to shop for groceries. They often have to go to several grocery stores to get the items they need. "I feel like the fact that I had to use four different grocery stores today…
“My dental plan is, ‘I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on’”
Many people cannot afford to go to the dentist. To avoid dental pain, they chew on the other side of their mouth (the side that doesn't hurt). "Thinking of going back to my old dental…
“My dental plan is basically me chewing on the side of my mouth that doesn’t hurt”
Many people cannot afford to go to the dentist. To avoid dental pain, they chew on the other side of their mouth (the side that doesn't hurt). "Thinking of going back to my old dental…
“People use ‘ASAP’ because they can’t spell ‘imijeatly’”
"ASAP" means "as soon as possible." This means "immediately," but who can spell that? "People only say ASAP because they can’t spell emedeeitly" was posted…
“People use ‘ASAP’ because they can’t spell ‘imijiately’”
"ASAP" means "as soon as possible." This means "immediately," but who can spell that? "People only say ASAP because they can’t spell emedeeitly" was posted…
“People use ‘ASAP’ because they can’t spell ‘imijietili’”
"ASAP" means "as soon as possible." This means "immediately," but who can spell that? "People only say ASAP because they can’t spell emedeeitly" was posted…
“You ever think about how ‘Mountain Dew’ is a really poetic name and how, if someone didn’t know what it was, they’d probably guess…”
Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew) is a soft drink that was invented in the 1940s and named after the slang for "moonshine." Many people believe that it's a beautiful name for a drink,…
“Mountain Dew is neither dew nor produced on mountains”
Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew) is a soft drink that was invented in the 1940s and named after the slang for "moonshine." Many people believe that it's a beautiful name for a drink,…
“Mountain Dew is a beautiful name for a soft drink”
Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew) is a soft drink that was invented in the 1940s and named after the slang for "moonshine." Many people believe that it's a beautiful name for a drink,…
“It’s Monday. Remember to stay positive. For example, at least it’s not Monday tomorrow”
Many people dislike Monday, the start of the traditional work week. "It's Monday. Remember to stay positive. For example, at least it's not Monday tomorrow" is one of many…
“Mountain Dew is such a soft beautiful name for such an aggressive and violent drink”
Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew) is a soft drink that was invented in the 1940s and named after the slang for "moonshine." Many people believe that it's a beautiful name for a drink,…
“I hate when it’s too late for a coffee, but too early for a beer”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“It’s never too late for a coffee or too early for a beer”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…