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“Breakfast was such a great invention. I know you hate waking up and existing but what if we added… hashbrowns”
Many people love hashbrowns and believe that a breakfast with hashbrowns is worth waking up for. This was posted on X/Twitter by madimoiselle ♡ on August 31, 2021, and it received over 900 likes:…
“The crab didn’t see his shadow today… which means 52 more weeks of random weather”
"The crab didn't see his shadow today... which means 52 more weeks of random weather" is a Groundhog Day joke (crab version) that has been printed on several images. The joke…
“Just because I’m single, doesn’t mean I’m alone. I have food and internet”
"Just because I'm single, doesn't mean I'm alone. I have food and internet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is popular around…
“Just because I don’t have a boyfriend, doesn’t mean I’m alone. I have food and internet”
"Just because I'm single, doesn't mean I'm alone. I have food and internet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is popular around…
“Just because I don’t have a girlfriend doesn’t mean I’m alone. I have food and internet”
"Just because I'm single, doesn't mean I'm alone. I have food and internet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is popular around…
“Fuck work! I’m still going. I’m just saying”
"Fuck work! I'm still going. I'm just saying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker needs to work to survive, but it is not happy about the…
“I’ve tasted unemployment and I’ve tasted the 9-5 life. I would recommend not being born”
"I've tasted unemployment and I've tasted 9-5. I recomment not being born" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The choices between not working at all and…
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“When you split a dessert the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn”
When people share a restaurant dessert, they often take turns eating it. But who eats first? When does this person stop for the next person to eat? This was posted on X/Twitter by Herschel…
“I just caught my cat licking a bar of soap and I can only assume she’s a weirdo or she’s punishing herself for swearing again”
Why do cats sometimes lick a bar of soap? Cats clean themselves, but they don't use soap for that. Is it because cats use swear words and have to "wash out the mouth with soap"?…
“I just caught my cat licking a bar of soap and I can only assume that he’s either a weirdo or he’s punishing himself for swearing again”
Why do cats sometimes lick a bar of soap? Cats clean themselves, but they don't use soap for that. Is it because cats use swear words and have to "wash out the mouth with soap"?…
“My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized”
"My boss said I intimidate (my) coworkers. (So) I stared at him until he apologized" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is even intimidating the…
“Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn’t a real sport”
"Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn't a real sport" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Adam Webb on February 11, 2014. Authorship is uncertain. Competitive…
“My boss said I intimidate my coworkers, so I stared at him until he apologized”
"My boss said I intimidate (my) coworkers. (So) I stared at him until he apologized" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is even intimidating the…