"If you’re Italian and put ranch dressing on your…

Many Italians consider it to be culinary sacrilege when Americans put ranch dressing on pizza.

“People who put ranch on pizza and other Italian centric meals are not people you wanna trust with your life” was posted on X/Twitter by “boob saibot wins” on August 3, 2014. “you don’t put ranch on pizza, savages. if you want to put dressing on pizza, italian dressing on italian pizza” was posted on X/Twitter by michael storz on July 27, 2018. “Tell an Italian that you put Ranch on pizza & they’ll want your whole family dead” was posted on X/Twitter by 🌐 on December 28, 2021. “As an italian it is illegal to put ranch on pizza” was posted on X/Twitter by Titty Man on January 17, 2022.

“If you’re Italian and put ranch dressing on your pizza, you’re legally obligated to remove the vowel from the end of your last name” was posted on X/Twitter by Shade 5 🎬 on August 18, 2020, and on Bluesky by Shade 5 on January 10, 2025. “People that put ranch on pizza are the same people that clap when a plane lands” was posted on Facebook by A Slice of New York on January 12, 2023.

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boob saibot wins 🥷🌈🦄🇩🇴🇧🇧
@the_shugavery
People who put ranch on pizza and other Italian centric meals are not people you wanna trust with your life.
4:32 PM · Aug 3, 2014

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YAKU
@yungboicorduroy
I don’t hate ranch on pizza. But this is proper Italian pizza not Pizza Hut… you don’t put ranch on that.
7:38 PM · Jan 19, 2018

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There Are Those Who Call Me… Tim?
@Thanx4AllDaFish
Ranch just sucks. Italian and Balsamic are just so much better, flavor wise… And OMG… People who put ranch on pizza…
11:06 PM · May 22, 2018

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michael storz
@smarttakeguru
you don’t put ranch on pizza, savages. if you want to put dressing on pizza, italian dressing on italian pizza.
11:12 AM · Jul 27, 2018

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otter of twink experience
@testosterogna
my mom: some people put ranch on PIZZA?? my italian soul hurts
me: you like olive garden. let he who is without sin cast the first stone
7:32 PM · Jul 7, 2020

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Shade 5 🎬
@Shader70
If you’re Italian and put ranch dressing on your pizza, you’re legally obligated to remove the vowel from the end of your last name.
10:19 AM · Aug 18, 2020

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Donny
@Jajanken8
No because I do not put RANCH on PIZZA because I don’t make a mockery of Italian food
11:44 PM · Oct 24, 2020

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꧁༺🐚༻꧂
@LisaOfTheOcean
I am full blooded Italian & we would never put Ranch on Pizza. My Italian Grandmother would punch me in the face if I ever did that LOL.
11:11 PM · Jun 1, 2021

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kel♦️
@KelFCF
mckennie telling an italian to put ranch on pizza
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Maeglas
@FinallyMaeglas
Nov 25, 2021
Nah arrest him WHAT IS THIS???
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9:39 AM · Nov 25, 2021

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🌐
@JIMlSON
Tell an Italian that you put Ranch on pizza & they’ll want your whole family dead
5:44 PM · Dec 28, 2021

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Titty Man
@Galactities
As an italian it is illegal to put ranch on pizza
7:20 PM · Jan 17, 2022

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AP 🗽🍎
@Light_2610
Just to clarify it only belongs on delivery/lower quality pizza, if you go to an Italian restaurant and put ranch on your pizza you’re sick.
11:37 PM · May 2, 2022

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A Slice of New York
January 12, 2023 at 11:44 AM ·
People that put ranch on pizza are the same people that clap when a plane lands

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Trainer_Z
@Trainer_z7x
It makes me a depressed little Italian, the worst thing america ever fking did was put ranch on pizza💀🤮
7:59 AM · Jan 25, 2023

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The GOAT
@thecowboysfan1
Just learned that people put ranch on pizza. As an italian, im offended asf rn.
9:58 PM · Apr 6, 2024

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Shade 5
‪@shade5.bsky.social‬
If you’re Italian and put ranch dressing on your pizza, you’re legally obligated to remove the vowel from the end of your last name.
January 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM