“What is whiskey?”/“Wussian woulette.”
A whiskey joke is: Q: What is whiskey?A: Wussian woulette. The same person both asks and answers the question, and the letter "w" replaces the letter "r." The person was…
“Ravioli are just Italian Gushers”
Ravioli have been compared to Fruit Gushers because the ravioli envelope can squirt open when eaten. "'How you gonna not like Gushers. They're like candy ravioli.' -…
“Made a lot of mistakes in my life but adding more cheese than what a recipe calls for has never…”
"Made a lot of mistakes in my life but adding more cheese than what a recipe calls for has never been one of them" is a cheese saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“War is when your government tells you who the enemy is. Revolution is when you figure it out”
"War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself" (or "War is when the/your government tells you who the enemy is. Revolution…
“Ravioli are just candy Gushers”
Ravioli have been compared to Fruit Gushers because the ravioli envelope can squirt open when eaten. "'How you gonna not like Gushers. They're like candy ravioli.' -…
“War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that”
"War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself" (or "War is when the/your government tells you who the enemy is. Revolution…
“Stress balls have greater effectiveness when thrown at those who cause you the most stress”
Stress balls are hand exercise balls. "Stress balls have greater effectiveness when thrown at those who cause you the most stress" was posted on Twitter by Jack Reynard (and others) on…
“Ravioli are just savory Gushers”
Ravioli have been compared to Fruit Gushers because the ravioli envelope can squirt open when eaten. "'How you gonna not like Gushers. They're like candy ravioli.' -…
“Ravioli are just meat Gushers”
Ravioli have been compared to Fruit Gushers because the ravioli envelope can squirt open when eaten. "'How you gonna not like Gushers. They're like candy ravioli.' -…
“Ravioli are just cheese Gushers”
Ravioli have been compared to Fruit Gushers because the ravioli envelope can squirt open when eaten. "'How you gonna not like Gushers. They're like candy ravioli.' -…
“Friday 101: Drink coffee and look busy when your boss walks by”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“Milk loves cookies”
"I love you like milk loves cookies" (or "I love you more than milk loves cookies") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Milk and cookies go together well.…
“I love you like milk loves cookies”
"I love you like milk loves cookies" (or "I love you more than milk loves cookies") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Milk and cookies go together well.…
“Happiness is being halfway through the week”
"Happiness is being halfway through the week" is a Wednesday work saying that has been printed on many images. "Happiness is being halfway through the week" (shown on an image…
“I love you more than milk loves cookies”
"I love you like milk loves cookies" (or "I love you more than milk loves cookies") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Milk and cookies go together well.…
“I bought some pepper spray yesterday. What a terrible product! It made my bolognese taste awful”
Pepper spray is not a food product, but there are jokes. "On recommendation of a buddy I bought some pepper spray. Must say, it does not taste half as good as I would have hoped" was…
“Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“Friday 101: Drink coffee and look busy when your boss walks by”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“It’s Friday! Time to work! And by work I mean drink coffee and pretend to look busy!”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…