“You can’t spell sausage without U.S.A.”
"You can't spell sausage without U.S.A." is a saying that has been printed on many images. Johnsonville, a sausage company headquartered in Sheboygan Falls, Wisconsin, trademarked…
“Learn how to: Have fun without alcohol. Talk without cellphones. Love without conditions…”
"Learn how to: Have fun without alcohol. Talk without cellphones. Love without conditions. Dream without drugs. Smile without selfies" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Come on, admit it… you’ve had tongue sex with a Twinkie at least once”
"Come on, admit it... you've had tongue sex with a Twinkie at least once" is a saying that has been printed on several images. A Twinkie is an American snack cake, and many people…
“List of things I’m handling well currently: 1. ”
"List of things I'm currently handling well: " (nothing follows, except usually just the number "1" and maybe "2") is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“List of things I’m currently handling well: 1. Coffee”
"List of things I'm currently handling well: " (nothing follows, except usually just the number "1" and maybe "2") is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“List of things I’m currently handling well: 1. Coffee”
"List of things I'm currently handling well: " (nothing follows, except usually just the number "1" and maybe "2") is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“List of things I’m currently handling well: 1. ”
"List of things I'm currently handling well: " (nothing follows, except usually just the number "1" and maybe "2") is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“List of things I’m currently handling well: ”
"List of things I'm currently handling well: " (nothing follows, except usually just the number "1" and maybe "2") is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Eat ice cream for daily happiness”
"Eat ice cream for daily happiness" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "EAT ICE CREAM for daily happiness" is a faded sign on an old Wisconsin barn, probably from…
“Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week”
"Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week" is a Wednesday saying that has been printed on many images. "'Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the…
“What do sharks serve their guests at parties?”/“A sharkcuterie.”
"Charcuterie" has nothing to do with sharks, but the mostly jocular term "sharkcuterie" or "sharkuterie" (charcuterie for sharks, or containing shark meat) is…
“What did the shark bring to the party?”/“A sharkuterie board.”
"Charcuterie" has nothing to do with sharks, but the mostly jocular term "sharkcuterie" or "sharkuterie" (charcuterie for sharks, or containing shark meat) is…
“If your coffeeshop has one of those passive aggressive ‘no wifi pretend it’s the old days’ signs..”
"If your coffee shop has a passive aggressive 'no wifi pretend it's the old days' sign I'm gonna smoke in there & pay 50 cents for coffee" was posted on Twitter by…
“Not all of us were made to cook. Some of us were made to have conversations with a person cooking”
"Not all of us were made to cook. Some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking" is a cooking saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is…
“If a surfer gets eaten by a shark, is what they were surfing on a sharkcuterie board?”
"Charcuterie" has nothing to do with sharks, but the mostly jocular term "sharkcuterie" or "sharkuterie" (charcuterie for sharks, or containing shark meat) is…
Sharkuterie (shark + charcuterie)
"Charcuterie" has nothing to do with sharks, but the mostly jocular term "sharkcuterie" or "sharkuterie" (charcuterie for sharks, or containing shark meat) is…
Sharkcuterie (shark + charcuterie)
"Charcuterie" has nothing to do with sharks, but the mostly jocular term "sharkcuterie" or "sharkuterie" (charcuterie for sharks, or containing shark meat) is…
Billionaire Capital of the World
The "billionaire(s) capital of the world" is the city where the most billionaires live. This is not always New York City, although New York is usually in the top five. Forbes (an American…
“You can love your country without having to love your government”
"You can love your country without having to love your government" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Description 'You can love your country without having to…
“Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 2nd”
"Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 1st" is a jocular summer saying that has been printed on many images. The joke begins with the hours of a…