“Before you lose your shit, remember there’s no wine in prison”
"Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Before you lose your shit remember there’s no wine in…
“Why is it wrong to drive a van with 2 lawyers off a cliff? Because you could have fit 20 of them”
A lawyer joke/riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 16, 2023: "Why is it wrong to drive a van with 2 lawyers off a cliff? Because you could have fit 20 of them." “An utter waste…
“‘Yum, kipper!’—a Jewish man enjoying his breakfast on the Day of Atonement”
Yom Kippur (the Jewish Day of Atonement) shouldn't be confused with kipper (a fish that is often eaten for breakfast), but there are jokes. "Celebrating this Jewish holiday with a fish…
“What does a Jewish pescatarian say at breakfast time on the day of atonement? ‘Yum, kipper.’”
Yom Kippur (the Jewish Day of Atonement) shouldn't be confused with kipper (a fish that is often eaten for breakfast), but there are jokes. "Celebrating this Jewish holiday with a fish…
“I love having coffee with friends. And by friends I mean my dog”
"I love having coffee with friends. And by friends I mean coffee. Coffee is my friend. I love having coffee with coffee" and "I love having coffee with friends. And by friends I mean…
“I love having coffee with friends. And by friends I mean coffee. Coffee is my friend”
"I love having coffee with friends. And by friends I mean coffee. Coffee is my friend. I love having coffee with coffee" and "I love having coffee with friends. And by friends I mean…
“I just laugh stuff off cause prison don’t cook the food I like”
"I just laugh stuff off🤣 cause prison don’t cook the food I like" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, if the speaker were to real true thoughts on social…
“If the truth offends you, it’s most likely because you are deceived”
"If the truth offends you, it's most likely because you are deceived" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If the truth offends you, it's most likely…
“Yea, I’m in a cult. We brainwash people to think for themselves”
"Yea, I'm in a cult. We brainwash people to think for themselves" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Yeah .. I'm in a cult ... We brainwash people to think…
“If the truth offends you, it’s mostly likely that you are deceived”
"If the truth offends you, it's most likely because you are deceived" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If the truth offends you, it's most likely…
“Life is better with good coffee”
"Life is better with good coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "life is better with good coffee" was posted on X/Twitter on October 13, 2010.…
“Spam is the Velveeta of meats”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Velveeta is to Texas what SPAM is to Hawaii”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Spam is the Velveeta of meat”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Velveeta is the Spam of cheeses”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Velveeta is the Spam of cheese”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Velveeta is to cheese what Spam is to ham”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Tampico is a poor man’s SunnyD”
The drinks Tang (introduced in 1959), SunnyD or Sunny Delight (introduced in 1963) and Tampico (introduced in 1989) have been compared to each other. "Tang was an "orange flavored…
“Velveeta is to cheese what Spam is to meat”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Cream cheese is a poor man’s brie”
Cream cheese has been compared to brie. "Cream cheese: the poor man's brie" was posted on X/Twitter on January 24, 2011. "OH: Cream cheese. The poor man's brie" was…