“When someone said I was as keen as mustard, I took it as a condiment”
“He said, ‘You remind me of a pepper pot.’ I said, ‘I’ll take that as a condiment’” is a joke that has been told by many British comedians. There are other condiment variations.…
“Triscuits are miniature wicker placemats for cheese”
Triscuit is a brand of snack crackers. Many people do not like the taste. "Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture" is a saying that has…
Brooklyn’s Carnegie Hall (Young Israel Beth El of Borough Park nickname)
Young Israel Beth El of Borough Park, Brooklyn, was built 1920-1923, in a Semitic style that combined Moorish ornament with Judaic motifs. "This sanctuary provided a fitting backdrop for the…
“The 6 year old flatly refused to believe that we used to navigate using maps made out of paper. ‘You mean like pirates?’”
"We really used to print out 4 pages from MapQuest and travel like pirates" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many drivers now use GPS. "Me: 'What did we do…
“Remember now, it’s important to get those 8 hours of coffee every day”
It's often advised to for a person to get eight hours of sleep a night. "Eight hours of coffee" is a jocular variation of this saying. "Make sure to get 8 hours of coffee a…
“Make sure to get 8 hours of coffee a day”
It's often advised to for a person to get eight hours of sleep a night. "Eight hours of coffee" is a jocular variation of this saying. "Make sure to get 8 hours of coffee a…
“Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experiences you can have while eating”
"Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experiences you can have while eating" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“We really used to print out 4 pages from MapQuest and travel like pirates”
"We really used to print out 4 pages from MapQuest and travel like pirates" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many drivers now use GPS. "Me: 'What did we do…
“My father owned a coal company, but mostly kept it to himself. Mined his own business”
"Mind your business" shouldn't be confused with "mined your business," but there are jokes. "I sell coal for a living because I took everyone's advice and mined…
“As an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry, I mined my own business”
"Mind your business" shouldn't be confused with "mined your business," but there are jokes. "I sell coal for a living because I took everyone's advice and mined…
“I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry. He mined his own business”
"Mind your business" shouldn't be confused with "mined your business," but there are jokes. "I sell coal for a living because I took everyone's advice and mined…
“The Queens of the Texas High Plains” (Amarillo nickname)
Amarillo, Texas, has been compared to the borough of Queens, in New York City. The Wikipedia page for Queens states that it is "the most linguistically and ethnically diverse place on…
“Not hearing crunch in a crunchy food is mostly okay, but hearing a crunch in a non-crunchy food is terrifying”
"Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experiences you can have while eating" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Butter is such an important superfood that it has its own penthouse in the fridge”
Butter usually has its own place on a refrigerator door, and some have called this butter's "penthouse." This has been shown on several images. "I call this part of the fridge…
Butter Penthouse (butter section of refrigerator)
Butter usually has its own place on a refrigerator door, and some have called this butter's "penthouse." This has been shown on several images. "I call this part of the fridge…
Dairy Penthouse (butter section of refrigerator)
Butter usually has its own place on a refrigerator door, and some have called this butter's "penthouse." This has been shown on several images. "I call this part of the fridge…
“Butter watching the other food items in the fridge from its special tray” (meme)
Butter usually has its own place on a refrigerator door, and some have called this butter's "penthouse." This has been shown on several images. "I call this part of the fridge…
“Butter looking at the other condiments while in the butter penthouse” (meme)
Butter usually has its own place on a refrigerator door, and some have called this butter's "penthouse." This has been shown on several images. "I call this part of the fridge…
“Butter looking at all the other pathetic food from their fridge penthouse” (meme)
Butter usually has its own place on a refrigerator door, and some have called this butter's "penthouse." This has been shown on several images. "I call this part of the fridge…
“Yesterday, someone told me that I look good with a salt-and-pepper beard. I took that as a condiment”
“He said, ‘You remind me of a pepper pot.’ I said, ‘I’ll take that as a condiment’” is a joke that has been told by many British comedians. There are other condiment variations.…