“Celebrating Father’s Day by turning off every light in the house”
A Father's Day saying was posted on X/Twitter by Mike Primavera on June 17, 2015: "Get your dad what he really wants this Father's Day by turning off the lights when you leave a…
“This Father’s Day, impress your dad by turning off lights, fan, AC, everything. And sit in dark, sweating!”
A Father's Day saying was posted on X/Twitter by Mike Primavera on June 17, 2015: "Get your dad what he really wants this Father's Day by turning off the lights when you leave a…
“What do sailors use to blow their noses?”/“Anchor-chiefs.”
"Handkerchief" shouldn't be confused with "anchor chief," but there are jokes. "What do sailor's use to blow their noses? Anchor-chiefs" was posted on…
“The only people who love Mondays are the ones who date their colleagues”
"The only people who love Mondays are the ones who date their colleagues" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. "The…
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Monday morning. Your regularly scheduled happiness will resume on Friday”
"We interrupt your happiness (and positivity) to bring you Monday (morning). Your regularly scheduled happiness (and positivity) will resume on Friday" is a saying that has been printed…
“I learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice”
It's an old proverb that people should learn from the mistakes of other people. "I learn from the mistakes of people who take/took my advice" is a jocular saying that has been…
“I didn’t misgender you, you misgendered you, and I refused to play along”
"I didn't misgender you, you misgendered you, and I refused to play along" is a transgender saying that has been printed on many images. "I didn’t misgender you! You…
“Coffee (n.): A dark magical substance that turns ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning, honey’”
"Coffee (n.): A magical substance that turns 'Leave me alone or die' into 'Good morning, honey!'" (or "Coffee (n.): A dark magical substance that turns…
“Why are dick pics not called junk mail?”
"Junk mail" usually has nothing to do with "junk" (sexual slang), but there are jokes. "Speaking of Brett Favre, I think it's time we start calling texted dick pics…
“Dick pics are literally junk mail”
"Junk mail" usually has nothing to do with "junk" (sexual slang), but there are jokes. "Speaking of Brett Favre, I think it's time we start calling texted dick pics…
“My life coach just informed me that I didn’t make the team”
"My life coach just informed me (that) I didn't make the team" or "My life coach (just) told me I didn't make the team" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“My life coach just informed me I didn’t make the team”
"My life coach just informed me (that) I didn't make the team" or "My life coach (just) told me I didn't make the team" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“My life coach just told me I didn’t make the team”
"My life coach just informed me (that) I didn't make the team" or "My life coach (just) told me I didn't make the team" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“My life coach told me I didn’t make the team”
"My life coach just informed me (that) I didn't make the team" or "My life coach (just) told me I didn't make the team" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“If you have a dad, you really should be thanking him for bringing you into this world…”
"If you have a dad you really should be thanking him for bringing you into this world. Your mom probably wasn't even in the mood" is a jocular Father's Day saying that has been…
“Dear autocorrect. It’s never duck. It’s NEVER duck”
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“Old men living in a swamp dispensing executive orders is no basis for a system of government”
"Old men living in a swamp dispensing executive orders is no basis for a system of government" was posted on X/Twitter by Casey Mattox on September 9, 2021, and this received over 2,600…
“Don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again”
Many gamers have unfinished video games, and they don't like to talk about it. "Don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again" was posted on Tumblr by pojkflata on…
“Next time you’re afraid to share ideas, remember someone once said in a meeting…”
"Next time you’re afraid to share ideas, remember someone once said in a meeting 'Let's make a film with a tornado full of sharks'" is a jocular saying that has been…
“Dear Autocorrect, I’m getting a bit tired of your shirt”
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