“Why can’t you lie to cardiologists?”/“They can always tell if it’s afib.”
Atrial fibrillation ("afib") shouldn't be confused with "a fib," but there are jokes. "Why can’t you lie to cardiologists? They can always tell if it’s afib"…
“I’m so old, I went to an antique auction and three people bid on me”
Some people are so old, they're antiques. "I can tell that I am getting older I went to an antique auction today and three people bid on Me!" was pote on Facebook by Jonathan Ritter…
“Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw”
A "like" on a special media post can be a special blessing, almost heavenly. "me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw 😮💨" was posted…
“Me liking ur posts is the equivalent of an angel kissing ya forehead if u didn’t know”
A "like" on a special media post can be a special blessing, almost heavenly. "me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw 😮💨" was posted…
“I pray that I never go through whatever makes y’all drink unsweet tea”
Many people, especially Texans, cannot understand anyone who drinks unsweet tea. "I pray I never go through whatever makes y’all drink unsweet tea" was posted on Facebook by Bo Cox on…
“I pray that I never go through whatever makes y’all drink unsweetened tea”
Many people, especially Texans, cannot understand anyone who drinks unsweet tea. "I pray I never go through whatever makes y’all drink unsweet tea" was posted on Facebook by Bo Cox on…
“Iced coffee is just chocolate milk for adults”
Iced mocha (iced coffee) has sometimes been called “adult chocolate milk.” "a mocha is just chocolate milk for adults by a fancier name" was posted on X/Twitter by unused account on…
“Mocha is just an adult hot chocolate”
Mocha (coffee) has sometimes been called "adult hot chocolate." "thinks café mocha is just hot chocolate for adults" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael Compton on April 20,…
“Mocha is just hot chocolate for adults”
Mocha (coffee) has sometimes been called "adult hot chocolate." "thinks café mocha is just hot chocolate for adults" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael Compton on April 20,…
“Coffee is just hot chocolate for adults”
Mocha (coffee) has sometimes been called "adult hot chocolate." "thinks café mocha is just hot chocolate for adults" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael Compton on April 20,…
“Coffee is just adult hot chocolate”
Mocha (coffee) has sometimes been called "adult hot chocolate." "thinks café mocha is just hot chocolate for adults" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael Compton on April 20,…
“Iced mocha is just adult chocolate milk”
Iced mocha (iced coffee) has sometimes been called “adult chocolate milk.” "a mocha is just chocolate milk for adults by a fancier name" was posted on X/Twitter by unused account on…
“Iced coffee is just adult chocolate milk”
Iced mocha (iced coffee) has sometimes been called “adult chocolate milk.” "a mocha is just chocolate milk for adults by a fancier name" was posted on X/Twitter by unused account on…
“You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my dog”
"You don't get to tell me what to do, you're not my dog" (also "Don't tell me what to do, you're not my dog" and "You can't tell me what to do,…
“What idiot called it beef noodles and not ‘moodles’?”
"Moodle" is a portmanteau word from "moo" (beef) and "noodle." "'Moodle' sounds like what someone might call beef-flavored noodles. 'Mmmm ... just…
Moodle (moo/beef + noodle)
"Moodle" is a portmanteau word from "moo" (beef) and "noodle." "'Moodle' sounds like what someone might call beef-flavored noodles. 'Mmmm ... just…
“Who called it beef chow mein and not moodles?”
"Moodle" is a portmanteau word from "moo" (beef) and "noodle." "'Moodle' sounds like what someone might call beef-flavored noodles. 'Mmmm ... just…
“Thought I was a minimalist, but it turns out I’m just broke”
A minimalist keeps things at a minimum. People who don't have money are "minimalist," but not by choice. "Are you a minimalist or just broke?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Are you a minimalist or are you just broke?”
A minimalist keeps things at a minimum. People who don't have money are "minimalist," but not by choice. "Are you a minimalist or just broke?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Just me & my anxiety against the world”
"Just me & my anxiety against the world" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Guess it’s just me and my anxiety against the world" was posted on X/Twitter by…