“I wish dogs lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and leftover fries still tasted good heated up”

“I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn’t suck” and “I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t idiots/twats” are sayings that have been printed on many images. There have been several variations.
       
“i wish dogs lived longer and life wasnt so expensive and leftover fries still tasted good heated up” was posted on X/Twitter by Fun Voi on August 18, 2016. “I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn’t suck” was posted on X/Twitter by gail on March 13, 2017.
 
“I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t twats” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Frank Mcdade on September 1, 2021. “I wish pets lived longer & life wasn’t so expensive & cake didn’t make you fat & people weren’t idiots” was posted on Facebook by Mariam Tartusy on Mariam Tartusy.
 
     
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Fun Voi
@FunVoi
i wish dogs lived longer and life wasnt so expensive and leftover fries still tasted good heated up
5:09 PM · Aug 18, 2016
 
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Nikiana Laché Jones
@LacheJones
I wish dogs lived longer & life wasn’t so expensive & leftover fries still tastes good heated up.
12:47 AM · Aug 19, 2016 from Canton, NC
 
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Carly Parsons
@carlyparsons13
I wish dogs lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and leftover fries still tasted good heated up
2:29 AM · Aug 19, 2016
 
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Priyanka
@priyankahuja17
i wish dogs and cats lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and leftover fries still tasted good heated up
3:32 AM · Aug 19, 2016
   
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✞ Ashima Wahal ॐ
@Ash_Wahal
I wish dogs lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and leftover fries still tasted good heated up.
7:26 AM · Aug 19, 2016
 
Facebook
Cody Cash
August 19, 2016 at 10:37 PM ·
I wish dogs lived longer, life wasn’t so expensive and leftover fries still tasted good heated up.
 
X/Twitter
9GAG ❤️ Memeland
@9GAG
I wish dogs lived longer, life wasn’t so expensive and leftover fries still tasted good heated up
12:30 PM · Aug 21, 2016
   
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ariana speziale
@arianavee
I wish pets lived longer, life wasn’t so expensive and left over fries still good heated up
11:25 AM · Oct 1, 2016
 
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gail
@abigail786423
I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn’t suck
7:51 PM · Mar 13, 2017
 
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k. 🦒
@katttiiee_
I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn’t suck
9:21 PM · Mar 13, 2017
 
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mbeka
@DidiMbeka
I wish pets lived longer & life wasn’t so expensive & left over fries were still good warmed up & people generally didn’t suck.
9:54 AM · Mar 16, 2017
   
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Miss_Scorpio46
@madly_wolfy43
I wish pets lived longer, life wasn’t so expensive, eating cake didn’t make me fat and that people weren’t twats!
That’s about it!
3:09 PM · Sep 1, 2021
 
Facebook
Frank Mcdade
September 1, 2021 at 4:56 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I wish pets lived longer
and life wasn’t so
expensive and cake didn’t
make you fat and people
weren’t twats
 
Facebook
He calls me CRAZY. I just call it intuition
September 1, 2021 at 5:37 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I wish pets lived longer
and life wasn’t so
expensive and cake didn’t
make you fat and people
weren’t twats.
 
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Emm🖤✨
@Emilia26774099
I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t twats.
3:42 PM · Sep 2, 2021
 
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Teddy Wong III 🤙🏾🌺
@Tee3ree
“I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t twats”
- a friend of mine.
1:16 PM · Sep 4, 2021
 
iFunny 
Doctor_T
23 sep 2021
wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t twats
     
America’s Best Pics and Videos
sad_theparentbible_2020
3 nov 2021
I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren twats. oN
     
Facebook
Mariam Tartusy
c at 5:02 PM ·
I wish pets lived longer & life wasn’t so expensive & cake didn’t make you fat & people weren’t idiots
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
 
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milf4200_2022
21 mar 2022
I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t twats
     
Facebook
Bryan Van Blaricum
March 21, 2022 at 9:02 PM ·
I wish pets lived longer & life wasn’t so expensive & cake didn’t make you fat & people weren’t idiots.
 
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grandma gertrude
@grandmagertru20
I wish pets lived longer & life wasn’t so expensive & cake didn’t make you fat & people weren’t idiots
9:25 PM · Mar 21, 2022
   
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Jerseygirl #FBR 🟧
@gggirl924
I wish Pets lived longer & life wasn’t so expensive & cake didn’t make you fat & people weren’t idiots 🧐
5:27 PM · Mar 22, 2022
 
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Sami Harun
@samiullah66
I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t idiots.
2:49 PM · Mar 23, 2022
 
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𝕭𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖍🦋
@been1shh
Wishful Thinking:
“I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t idiots.”
10:31 PM · May 14, 2022
 
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t idiots.
10:46 AM · Jun 9, 2024
 
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Stuart Antony
@STU_ACTOR
I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t twats…
4:56 PM · Jun 19, 2024
 
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t idiots.
3:53 PM · Sep 19, 2024
   
iFunny
mistressalice613
21 sep 2024
I wish pets lived longer and life wasn’t so expensive and cake didn’t make you fat and people weren’t idiots.
 
Facebook
MY CRAZY WORLD
November 16, 2024 at 9:00 PM ·
I wish pets lived longer
and life wasn’t so
expensive and cake didn’t
make you fat and people
weren’t twats.