“Drink. Drive. Go to Jail.” (TxDOT slogan)
"Drink. Drive. Go to jail" has been a Texas Department of Transportation (TxDOT) slogan since 2003. TxDOTLabor Day 2007 "Drink. Drive. Go to Jail." TxDOT is reminding Texans: if…
“Bubba likes it” (Lone Star Cafe slogan)
"Bubba likes it" is the slogan of the Lone Star Cafe (websites: http://www.lonestarcafetexas.com or http://www.bubbalikesit.com). The Lone Star originated in 1980 and the slogan was first…
Texas Shootout or Texas Showdown (buy/sell agreement)
A "Texas shootout" or "Texas showdown" or "Texas buy-sell" (also called "Mexican shootout," "Russian roulette" and "Armenian handshake")…
Little Liberia
Liberia (a country in East Africa) has experienced civil wars in the 1980s and 1990s. Many immigrants settled in Staten Island; the name "Little Liberia" was applied at least by 2003.…
“Let he who is without stock cast the first rock” (Governor Preston E. Smith)
Governor Preston E. Smith was alleged to have benefited from stock trading in the early 1970s. In an appearance (a roast) before Austin's Headliners Club in early 1971, Smith paraphrased the…
“Let’s have a level playing field”
If a playing field is not level, one team plays uphill (harder) and another team plays downhill (easier). The term "level playing field" was used in a figurative sense in banking in the…
Oklahoma Guarantee
An "Oklahoma gurantee" isn't much of a guarantee. The term probably began with Oklahoma used car dealers offering shady "guarantees" for their used cars. An "Oklahoma…
“Lear jet needs fuel” or “Lear jet out of fuel” (Austin panhandler sign)
When you stop at a traffic light in Austin, you might see someone approach you with a sign: "LEAR JET NEEDS FUEL." Ronald Korne possibly coined/popularized this one. There are quite a few…
“Since Christ was a cowboy” (“Since Jesus was a cowboy”)
"Since Christ was a cowboy" (less frequently given as "since Jesus was a cowboy") means "a long time." A similar phrase is "since Hector was a pup." The…
“When you die, you go to Willie Nelson’s house” (Austin musician saying)
Austin prides itself as the "Live Music Capital of the World." When a rock 'n' roll legend dies, he or she might go to "rock 'n' roll heaven." In Austin, if…
Chopped & Screwed or Screwed & Chopped (Houston-based hip-hop)
"Chopped and screwed" (or "screwed and chopped" or any of several other names) is a type of hip-hop music that became popular in Houston, mainly from the late DJ Screw…
Asstros (Houston Astros baseball team unofficial nickname)
Non-fans of the Houston Astros baseball club sometimes call them the "Asstros" or "ASStros." The derogatory term has been recorded frequently starting from the late 1990s, with…
Staten Italy (Staten Island + Italy)
The borough of Staten Island has long had a large Italian-American population. "Staten Italy," however, is a recent nickname for the borough. Wikipedia: Staten IslandStaten Island…
Texas Tuscan (architecture)
"Texas Tuscan" is a style of architecture -- often in the Texas Hill Country such as west Austin -- the attempts to resemble the Tuscan villas. "Texas Tuscan" may also apply to…
Dallas Palace
A "Dallas palace" is what is known to most of Texas as a "big hair house," and known to most of America as a "McMansion." The term "Dallas palace" is used in…
Big Hair House
Texas has been known since at least the 1970s and 1980s as a place of "big hair." The Texas version of a "McMansion" is the "big hair house." Wikipedia:…
Texas Death Match (wrestling)
A "Texas death match" is a wrestling term used to advertise extreme wrestling, first cited in 1955. Early advertisements stated "no fall limits" and "no time limits."…
“Where was Jesus born?” (Palestine, Texas joke)
With a city name like Palestine (in East Texas), comparisons and jokes are inevitable. Wikipedia: Palestine, TexasPalestine (pronounced ˈpæl.ɛs.tin) is a city in Anderson County, Texas, in the…
Late Train (post-election political contributions)
If you've bet on the wrong horse in an election, there are no worries in Texas. You can always catch the "late train" by making a late election or post-election contribution to the…
Yankee Dime (a kiss)
A "Yankee dime" is a quick kiss. The term is often said to be from Texas, and said to derive from the Civil War. "Yankee dime" is cited in print from 1846, and is popular…