“I drink while I work out. I call it Bacardio” (Bacardi + cardio)
"I drink while I work out. I call it Bacardio" (Bacardi + cardio) is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, coffee mugs and ecards.…
“How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?”
Ants always seem to be working, and there's a joke: "How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?" The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“I could see every ketchup bottle in the restaurant. Heinz sight is 20/20”
Heinz dominates the market for ketchup, and there are several puns about "Heinz sight" (hindsight). "If hindsight is 20/20, does that make Heinz-sight 57/57?" was cited in 1999.…
“Jesus holds up the bread…” (joke)
A joke about the transubstantiation of Jesus -- adding mayonnaise -- was posted by huntigula on Twitter on January 5, 2015: [Jesus at Last Supper]*breaks bread* This is my body*pours wine* This is…
“What did one device say to the other?”/“Are you syncing what I’m syncing?”
A tech joke is: Q: What did the iPad say to the iPhone? A: "Are you syncing what I'm syncing?" The pun on "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" was cited on Twitter on…
“Bis for the guys” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Tris for the guys” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Squats for the hots” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Squats for the twats’ (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Quads for the broads” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Rows for the hoes” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Cuts for the sluts” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Squats for the thots” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Glutes for the sloots” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Benches for the wenches” (weightlifting saying)
"Benches for the wenches" is a weightlifting saying meaning that women (wenches) will love a man's body after some bench presses. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying…
“What did the bacon say to the sandwich?”/“See you in the club!”
A club sandwich riddle is: Q: What did the bacon say to the sandwich?A: See you in the club! The joke was cited on Twitter on July 25, 2009. "What did the bacon say to the provolone cheese?…
“I do resistance training every day. It’s called refusing to go to the gym”
"Resistance training" doesn't mean resisting going to the gym, but that's the popular joke. "I'm counting the past 2 hours lying on the couch *not* going to the gym as…
“Of course it’s heavy, that’s why they call it weight”
"Of course it's heavy, that's why they call it weight" is a jocular one-line saying about weightlifting. The line has been cited in print since at least 1997. Google Groups:…
“Train insane or remain the same”
"Train insane or remain the same" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The fitness saying has been cited in print since at least 2008. 5 December 2008, Targeted News…
“Curls for the girls” (weightlifting saying)
"Curls for the girls" -- biceps curls, not hair curls -- is a weight training saying that has been printed on many T-shirts and posters. The saying means that male bodybuilders doing…