“I only eat in three places: here, there and everywhere”
"I only eat in three places: here, there and everywhere" is a jocular dieting saying that has been printed on several images. The saying is from Daniel L. Worona and was printed in his…
“Do not reward yourself with food. You are not a dog”
"Do not reward yourself with food. "You are not a dog" (or "Don't reward yourself with food. You're not a dog") is a dieting saying that has been printed on many…
“Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks”
"Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks" is a one-line dieting saying that has been printed on many images. "Bigger snacks make bigger slacks" was printed in a 1982 newspaper.…
“I run better than the government”
"I run better than the government" is a jocular one-line running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 2, 2013. TwitterAustin Camey…
“Romaine calm. Lettuce carrot on”
"Romaine calm. Lettuce carrot on" (or simply "Romaine Calm and Carrot On") is a food pun version of the British World War II "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster. A…
“No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad”
"No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your lettuce/salad and be sad" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "People don't want to hear about your…
“I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you”
"I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “I like my coffee how I like myself:…
“Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish”
"Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Man shall not live by bread alone" is from Matthew 4.4 of…
“A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away”
"A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away" is a jocular one-line coffee saying -- similar to "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" -- that has been printed on many images. The…
“Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning”
"Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since…
“Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee”
"Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee" is a one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The quotation is from Arnold Glasow (1905-1998) and appeared in Earl…
“This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow”
"This beer/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow" is a jocular one-line saying about alcohol that has been printed on many images. "This vodka…
“This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow”
"This beer/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow" is a jocular one-line saying about alcohol that has been printed on many images. "This vodka…
“I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine instead of coffee”
"I could be a morning person if my coffee maker brewed wine instead of coffee" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March…
“What good fortune for governments that the people do not think”
"What good fortune for governments that the people do not think" is frequently said to be a quote of Adolf Hitler (1889-1945), but it does not appear in his book, Mein Kempf (1925).…
“You don’t pay taxes. They take taxes”
American comedian Chris Rock said about taxes: "You don't even `pay' taxes. They `take' taxes. You get your paycheck - they're gone. That ain't a payment, that's…
“I’d rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook”
"I would rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "Would rather check my facebook than face my checkbook…
“Just a reminder that you still have plenty of time to do your taxes at the last minute”
"Just a reminder that you still have plenty of time to do your taxes at the last minute" is a jocular one-line saying about taxes that has been printed on ecards. The saying was posted on…
“The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them”
"The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them" is a jocular one-line saying about taxes that has been printed on many images. "If…
“I’d rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook”
"I would rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "Would rather check my facebook than face my checkbook…